Exactly one week from now
 

I will be landing in Germany. Yahtzee.

http://www.johnnyshoehorn.com/hotlink/yahtzee.jpg

Mach Spass

I don't speak German. :helpme

i traveled to germany and austria when i was in high school. they only german i can speak is "bier bitte". which worked out well because that is about alli said the whole trip. :winkwink:

I'm sure you'll have a blast! :thumbsup

YARGH! Ik heb een lul EDIT: it's not German but close.

Have a great time bro!

Mr. Shoehorn, will you be making it over to France for the Tour De France? Did you know that Tour De France means "Tour of France," because it does.

Ich sehe... Mein Deutsch ist nicht so gut, aber es ist meine lieblinge Klasse.

I hope so, I am missing Internext. :helpme

:thumbsup

Gib zu mir etwas Fußbodenbelag,
Unter diesen fetten, fließenden Sofa.

Tony and I bid on a pair of Lance Armstrong's cycling spandex last year. I bet they smell like victory.

haha whaaaaaa? some type liquid on the floor?

Mr. Shoeshine, you are welcome to visit Baghdad, I provide you with much security and beautiful ladies with very shaven private areas for your pleasure sir.

I also know the drinking game "Schutz."

I assure you Mr. Shoe horn. He is not the real Bob. I will beat you with my shoe imposter!

just remember to be polite and always greet poeple with "Ficken Sie sich. Ich komme aus USA"

NO! You are not. I am.

Sir, we have many good drinking game here as well. My friend Fuaweb created drinking game called "Shoetree" just for you to visit. We take a tree from Lebanon's flag and have intercourse with beautiful lady.

You are ackmed, you stole 4 jeep vehicales from my compound last week. I kill you immediately with bazooka.

all of your BaghdadBob jokes are lame.

This thread sure has gotten interesting. :)

Where are you now? May Donkey's shit in the path of your Camels!

:( I heard that, you'll be missed.

Oh I could kiss you.

Thank you Mr. Wedou. His real name is Ackmed Al-Baki. He is a rebel who lives in the desert and steals precious jeep vehicales and camels from my compound.

YARGH! One of the only people I was really looking forward to hanging out with. There's always Costa Rica in November. The IwantU show.

dont worry about internext, bmk says your no fun anyway.

I am at one of my many palaces. Sipping on the nipples milk of many fine shaven young ladies. Our women are very feminine.

Fun to bmk is picking up trannies, I am into real women.

My friend Tony said you guys can't eat pork. What do you eat with eggs?

You will very much like our women. They are very feminine and sexy and shave regularly. You come to Baghdad and I let you have all of these shaven and feminine women.

http://www.kdp.pp.se/women.GIF

I know you are a Christian. I saw you eating swine. I will behead your goats, and trample you under my oxcart.

Mr. Two Guys Name Tony, thank you for your question of Baghdad. Yes, we are allowed to eat eggs.

im just kidding. he didnt say that, but i can confirm he like trannies

You buy your turbins from the swap meet.

HAHA Tony. They will smell like something I am sure.

mach es dir selberha- go fuck yourself
 

Quick and Dirty German Lesson (accent on "Dirty"):

Blödes Arschloch - stupid asshole

Scheisseha- shit

Fotze - hahahaha (not hahahaha...c*nt)

Blöde Fotzeha- Stupid hahahaha (see above)

Schwuchtlha- faggot (noun)

Lesbeha- Lesbian (noun)

Mutterfickerha- motherfucker (literal)

Hurensohnha- sonuvabitch

Hureha- whore

Depp - idiot

Drecksauha- dirty pig

Arschgesichtha- "Assface" (Butthead)

Fick dich!ha- fuck you

Fick michha- fuck me

(dummer) Schweinhundha- (dumb) pigdog (archaic)

Schlampeha- tramp or slut

das geht dich einen feuchtenha
haha Scheissdreck anha- none of your fucking business

du verdammterha
hahaha Arschfickerha- you damn assfucker

Leck mich am Arschha- lick my ass

mach es dir selberha- go fuck yourself

scheisskopfha- shithead (literal)

schnoodle noodleha- dick snot

Dummkopfha- (lit. stupid head)

Verpiss Dich - Piss off

Wichser - wanker

Arschgeige - (lit.) arse violin, arse fiddle

Hosenscheisser - coward ((small)trouser shitter)

Schweinebacke - double crossing so and so

Dumpfbacke - idiot (mainly for female)

Arschkriecher - person who kisses bosses arse

Schwanz - dick

Affenschwanz - ape-dick

*****

Go now Horny Shoe, and make up proud.

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why do all your translations have "ha" on theend of them? also, i think you need to say "ficken Sie sich" unless you know the person you are talking to.

YARGH! The ha be because some word in his post be triggerin' the haha filter.

Have a nice stay...

Which cities will you be at?

Nice. :thumbsup

While I am in Germany I'll be in Frankfurt. How far away are you?

80km ... like a 30 min ride on the "Autobahn" :winkwink:

Hit me up on ICQ if you want...

Waiting for authorization.

Have a safe trip and don't forget lots of pics

Thanks, I'll definately be posting pics. :thumbsup

have fun dude...

this thread wouldn't be complete without a pic of Skufty's balls

http://www.hjorleifson.com/skufty/balls.jpg