Welcome to the GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum forums.

You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions and access our other features. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members (PM), respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today!

If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact us.

Post New Thread Reply

Register GFY Rules Calendar
Go Back   GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum > >
Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed.

 
Thread Tools
Old 07-11-2005, 10:13 PM   #1
Shoehorn!
Die With Your Boots On
 
Shoehorn!'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Hawaii
Posts: 22,872
Exactly one week from now

I will be landing in Germany. Yahtzee.

__________________
Shoehorn! is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 07-11-2005, 10:15 PM   #2
wedouglas
So Fucking Banned
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Dearborn, MI
Posts: 5,921
Mach Spass
wedouglas is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 07-11-2005, 10:16 PM   #3
Shoehorn!
Die With Your Boots On
 
Shoehorn!'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Hawaii
Posts: 22,872
Quote:
Originally Posted by wedouglas
Mach Spass
I don't speak German.
__________________
Shoehorn! is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 07-11-2005, 10:17 PM   #4
smack
Push Porn Like Weight.
 
smack's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Inside .NET
Posts: 10,652
i traveled to germany and austria when i was in high school. they only german i can speak is "bier bitte". which worked out well because that is about alli said the whole trip.
__________________
Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.
smack is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 07-11-2005, 10:17 PM   #5
fatal attraction
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: where ever he is!
Posts: 6,522
I'm sure you'll have a blast!
fatal attraction is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 07-11-2005, 10:17 PM   #6
Chio The Pirate
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: YARGH! On me big sailboat with the skull flags * * ICQ: 39-183769
Posts: 946
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shoehorn
I don't speak German.
YARGH! Ik heb een lul EDIT: it's not German but close.
__________________

Need to get a site indexed in a few days? Want thousands of targeted, quality hits to your site? Want to beta test something that will revolutionize the way companies, and individuals advertise online.? Click here to take a look at Bliggo

Last edited by Chio The Pirate; 07-11-2005 at 10:20 PM..
Chio The Pirate is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 07-11-2005, 10:17 PM   #7
FilthyRob
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Anaheim - CA
Posts: 6,741
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shoehorn
I will be landing in Germany. Yahtzee.

Have a great time bro!
__________________
AKA - Clubsexy
FilthyRob is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 07-11-2005, 10:18 PM   #8
Two Guys Named Tony
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Jun 2005
Posts: 187
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shoehorn
I will be landing in Germany. Yahtzee.

Mr. Shoehorn, will you be making it over to France for the Tour De France? Did you know that Tour De France means "Tour of France," because it does.
__________________
Two Guys Named Tony is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 07-11-2005, 10:19 PM   #9
wedouglas
So Fucking Banned
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Dearborn, MI
Posts: 5,921
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shoehorn
I don't speak German.
Ich sehe... Mein Deutsch ist nicht so gut, aber es ist meine lieblinge Klasse.

Last edited by wedouglas; 07-11-2005 at 10:21 PM..
wedouglas is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 07-11-2005, 10:19 PM   #10
Shoehorn!
Die With Your Boots On
 
Shoehorn!'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Hawaii
Posts: 22,872
Quote:
Originally Posted by fatal attraction
I'm sure you'll have a blast!
I hope so, I am missing Internext.
__________________
Shoehorn! is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 07-11-2005, 10:19 PM   #11
Shoehorn!
Die With Your Boots On
 
Shoehorn!'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Hawaii
Posts: 22,872
Quote:
Originally Posted by FilthyRob
Have a great time bro!
__________________
Shoehorn! is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 07-11-2005, 10:20 PM   #12
Shoehorn!
Die With Your Boots On
 
Shoehorn!'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Hawaii
Posts: 22,872
Quote:
Originally Posted by wedouglas
Ich sehe... Mein Deutsch ist nicht so gut, aber es ist meine lieblings Klasse.
Gib zu mir etwas Fußbodenbelag,
Unter diesen fetten, fließenden Sofa.
__________________
Shoehorn! is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 07-11-2005, 10:21 PM   #13
Two Guys Named Tony
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Jun 2005
Posts: 187
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shoehorn
Gib zu mir etwas Fußbodenbelag,
Unter diesen fetten, fließenden Sofa.
Tony and I bid on a pair of Lance Armstrong's cycling spandex last year. I bet they smell like victory.
__________________
Two Guys Named Tony is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 07-11-2005, 10:22 PM   #14
wedouglas
So Fucking Banned
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Dearborn, MI
Posts: 5,921
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shoehorn
Gib zu mir etwas Fußbodenbelag,
Unter diesen fetten, fließenden Sofa.
haha whaaaaaa? some type liquid on the floor?

Last edited by wedouglas; 07-11-2005 at 10:24 PM..
wedouglas is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 07-11-2005, 10:26 PM   #15
Mohammad Said al-Sahhaf
Registered User
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 8
Mr. Shoeshine, you are welcome to visit Baghdad, I provide you with much security and beautiful ladies with very shaven private areas for your pleasure sir.
__________________
SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.
Mohammad Said al-Sahhaf is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 07-11-2005, 10:27 PM   #16
Shoehorn!
Die With Your Boots On
 
Shoehorn!'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Hawaii
Posts: 22,872
Quote:
Originally Posted by wedouglas
haha whaaaaaa? some type liquid on the floor?
I also know the drinking game "Schutz."
__________________
Shoehorn! is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 07-11-2005, 10:29 PM   #17
BaghdadBob
Registered User
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 32
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mohammad Said al-Sahhaf
Mr. Shoeshine, you are welcome to visit Baghdad, I provide you with much security and beautiful ladies with very shaven private areas for your pleasure sir.

I assure you Mr. Shoe horn. He is not the real Bob. I will beat you with my shoe imposter!
__________________
BaghdadBob is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 07-11-2005, 10:29 PM   #18
wedouglas
So Fucking Banned
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Dearborn, MI
Posts: 5,921
just remember to be polite and always greet poeple with "Ficken Sie sich. Ich komme aus USA"
wedouglas is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 07-11-2005, 10:30 PM   #19
Minister of Information
Registered User
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 15
NO! You are not. I am.
__________________
Minister of Information is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 07-11-2005, 10:30 PM   #20
Mohammad Said al-Sahhaf
Registered User
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 8
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shoehorn
I also know the drinking game "Schutz."
Sir, we have many good drinking game here as well. My friend Fuaweb created drinking game called "Shoetree" just for you to visit. We take a tree from Lebanon's flag and have intercourse with beautiful lady.
__________________
SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.
Mohammad Said al-Sahhaf is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 07-11-2005, 10:31 PM   #21
Mohammad Said al-Sahhaf
Registered User
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 8
Quote:
Originally Posted by Minister of Information
NO! You are not. I am.
You are ackmed, you stole 4 jeep vehicales from my compound last week. I kill you immediately with bazooka.
__________________
SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.
Mohammad Said al-Sahhaf is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 07-11-2005, 10:32 PM   #22
wedouglas
So Fucking Banned
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Dearborn, MI
Posts: 5,921
all of your BaghdadBob jokes are lame.
wedouglas is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 07-11-2005, 10:32 PM   #23
Shoehorn!
Die With Your Boots On
 
Shoehorn!'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Hawaii
Posts: 22,872
This thread sure has gotten interesting.
__________________
Shoehorn! is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 07-11-2005, 10:33 PM   #24
Minister of Information
Registered User
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 15
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mohammad Said al-Sahhaf
You are ackmed, you stole 4 jeep vehicales from my compound last week. I kill you immediately with bazooka.

Where are you now? May Donkey's shit in the path of your Camels!
__________________
Minister of Information is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 07-11-2005, 10:33 PM   #25
fatal attraction
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: where ever he is!
Posts: 6,522
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shoehorn
I hope so, I am missing Internext.
I heard that, you'll be missed.
fatal attraction is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 07-11-2005, 10:34 PM   #26
Angelina Jolie's Lips
Registered User
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 9
Quote:
Originally Posted by wedouglas
all of your BaghdadBob jokes are lame.

Oh I could kiss you.
__________________
Angelina Jolie's Lips is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 07-11-2005, 10:34 PM   #27
Mohammad Said al-Sahhaf
Registered User
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 8
Quote:
Originally Posted by wedouglas
all of your BaghdadBob jokes are lame.
Thank you Mr. Wedou. His real name is Ackmed Al-Baki. He is a rebel who lives in the desert and steals precious jeep vehicales and camels from my compound.
__________________
SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.
Mohammad Said al-Sahhaf is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 07-11-2005, 10:35 PM   #28
Chio The Pirate
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: YARGH! On me big sailboat with the skull flags * * ICQ: 39-183769
Posts: 946
Quote:
Originally Posted by fatal attraction
I heard that, you'll be missed.

YARGH! One of the only people I was really looking forward to hanging out with. There's always Costa Rica in November. The IwantU show.
__________________

Need to get a site indexed in a few days? Want thousands of targeted, quality hits to your site? Want to beta test something that will revolutionize the way companies, and individuals advertise online.? Click here to take a look at Bliggo
Chio The Pirate is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 07-11-2005, 10:35 PM   #29
wedouglas
So Fucking Banned
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Dearborn, MI
Posts: 5,921
dont worry about internext, bmk says your no fun anyway.
wedouglas is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 07-11-2005, 10:36 PM   #30
Mohammad Said al-Sahhaf
Registered User
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 8
Quote:
Originally Posted by Minister of Information
Where are you now? May Donkey's shit in the path of your Camels!
I am at one of my many palaces. Sipping on the nipples milk of many fine shaven young ladies. Our women are very feminine.
__________________
SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.
Mohammad Said al-Sahhaf is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 07-11-2005, 10:37 PM   #31
Shoehorn!
Die With Your Boots On
 
Shoehorn!'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Hawaii
Posts: 22,872
Quote:
Originally Posted by wedouglas
dont worry about internext, bmk says your no fun anyway.
Fun to bmk is picking up trannies, I am into real women.
__________________
Shoehorn! is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 07-11-2005, 10:38 PM   #32
Two Guys Named Tony
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Jun 2005
Posts: 187
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mohammad Said al-Sahhaf
Thank you Mr. Wedou. His real name is Ackmed Al-Baki. He is a rebel who lives in the desert and steals precious jeep vehicales and camels from my compound.
My friend Tony said you guys can't eat pork. What do you eat with eggs?
__________________
Two Guys Named Tony is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 07-11-2005, 10:39 PM   #33
Mohammad Said al-Sahhaf
Registered User
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 8
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shoehorn
Fun to bmk is picking up trannies, I am into real women.
You will very much like our women. They are very feminine and sexy and shave regularly. You come to Baghdad and I let you have all of these shaven and feminine women.

__________________
SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.
Mohammad Said al-Sahhaf is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 07-11-2005, 10:40 PM   #34
BaghdadBob
Registered User
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 32
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mohammad Said al-Sahhaf
I am at one of my many palaces. Sipping on the nipples milk of many fine shaven young ladies. Our women are very feminine.

I know you are a Christian. I saw you eating swine. I will behead your goats, and trample you under my oxcart.
__________________
BaghdadBob is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 07-11-2005, 10:41 PM   #35
Mohammad Said al-Sahhaf
Registered User
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 8
Quote:
Originally Posted by Two Guys Named Tony
My friend Tony said you guys can't eat pork. What do you eat with eggs?
Mr. Two Guys Name Tony, thank you for your question of Baghdad. Yes, we are allowed to eat eggs.
__________________
SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.
Mohammad Said al-Sahhaf is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 07-11-2005, 10:41 PM   #36
wedouglas
So Fucking Banned
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Dearborn, MI
Posts: 5,921
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shoehorn
Fun to bmk is picking up trannies, I am into real women.
im just kidding. he didnt say that, but i can confirm he like trannies
wedouglas is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 07-11-2005, 10:43 PM   #37
Mohammad Said al-Sahhaf
Registered User
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 8
Quote:
Originally Posted by BaghdadBob
I know you are a Christian. I saw you eating swine. I will behead your goats, and trample you under my oxcart.
You buy your turbins from the swap meet.
__________________
SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.
Mohammad Said al-Sahhaf is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 07-11-2005, 10:44 PM   #38
Two Guys Named Tony
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Jun 2005
Posts: 187
Quote:
Originally Posted by Two Guys Named Tony
Tony and I bid on a pair of Lance Armstrong's cycling spandex last year. I bet they smell like victory.
HAHA Tony. They will smell like something I am sure.
__________________
Two Guys Named Tony is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 07-11-2005, 10:52 PM   #39
AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
 
AsianDivaGirlsWebDude's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: San Francisco Bay Area
Posts: 38,323
mach es dir selberha- go fuck yourself

Quick and Dirty German Lesson (accent on "Dirty"):

Blödes Arschloch - stupid asshole

Scheisseha- shit

Fotze - hahahaha (not hahahaha...c*nt)

Blöde Fotzeha- Stupid hahahaha (see above)

Schwuchtlha- faggot (noun)

Lesbeha- Lesbian (noun)

Mutterfickerha- motherfucker (literal)

Hurensohnha- sonuvabitch

Hureha- whore

Depp - idiot

Drecksauha- dirty pig

Arschgesichtha- "Assface" (Butthead)

Fick dich!ha- fuck you

Fick michha- fuck me

(dummer) Schweinhundha- (dumb) pigdog (archaic)

Schlampeha- tramp or slut

das geht dich einen feuchtenha
haha Scheissdreck anha- none of your fucking business

du verdammterha
hahaha Arschfickerha- you damn assfucker

Leck mich am Arschha- lick my ass

mach es dir selberha- go fuck yourself

scheisskopfha- shithead (literal)

schnoodle noodleha- dick snot

Dummkopfha- (lit. stupid head)

Verpiss Dich - Piss off

Wichser - wanker

Arschgeige - (lit.) arse violin, arse fiddle

Hosenscheisser - coward ((small)trouser shitter)

Schweinebacke - double crossing so and so

Dumpfbacke - idiot (mainly for female)

Arschkriecher - person who kisses bosses arse

Schwanz - dick

Affenschwanz - ape-dick

*****

Go now Horny Shoe, and make up proud.

ADG Webmaster

Last edited by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude; 07-11-2005 at 10:53 PM..
AsianDivaGirlsWebDude is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 07-11-2005, 10:55 PM   #40
wedouglas
So Fucking Banned
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Dearborn, MI
Posts: 5,921
why do all your translations have "ha" on theend of them? also, i think you need to say "ficken Sie sich" unless you know the person you are talking to.
wedouglas is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 07-11-2005, 11:04 PM   #41
Chio The Pirate
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: YARGH! On me big sailboat with the skull flags * * ICQ: 39-183769
Posts: 946
Quote:
Originally Posted by wedouglas
why do all your translations have "ha" on theend of them? also, i think you need to say "ficken Sie sich" unless you know the person you are talking to.

YARGH! The ha be because some word in his post be triggerin' the haha filter.
__________________

Need to get a site indexed in a few days? Want thousands of targeted, quality hits to your site? Want to beta test something that will revolutionize the way companies, and individuals advertise online.? Click here to take a look at Bliggo
Chio The Pirate is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 07-11-2005, 11:31 PM   #42
JOKER
Facit Omnia Voluntas
 
JOKER's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Offshore
Posts: 2,105
Have a nice stay...

Which cities will you be at?
__________________
Facilitation - BizDev - Traffic - Consulting - Marketing
Skype: jokerempire | Silent Circle: joker

JOKER is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 07-11-2005, 11:32 PM   #43
Shoehorn!
Die With Your Boots On
 
Shoehorn!'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Hawaii
Posts: 22,872
Quote:
Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
Quick and Dirty German Lesson (accent on "Dirty"):

Blödes Arschloch - stupid asshole

Scheisseha- shit

Fotze - hahahaha (not hahahaha...c*nt)

Blöde Fotzeha- Stupid hahahaha (see above)

Schwuchtlha- faggot (noun)

Lesbeha- Lesbian (noun)

Mutterfickerha- motherfucker (literal)

Hurensohnha- sonuvabitch

Hureha- whore

Depp - idiot

Drecksauha- dirty pig

Arschgesichtha- "Assface" (Butthead)

Fick dich!ha- fuck you

Fick michha- fuck me

(dummer) Schweinhundha- (dumb) pigdog (archaic)

Schlampeha- tramp or slut

das geht dich einen feuchtenha
haha Scheissdreck anha- none of your fucking business

du verdammterha
hahaha Arschfickerha- you damn assfucker

Leck mich am Arschha- lick my ass

mach es dir selberha- go fuck yourself

scheisskopfha- shithead (literal)

schnoodle noodleha- dick snot

Dummkopfha- (lit. stupid head)

Verpiss Dich - Piss off

Wichser - wanker

Arschgeige - (lit.) arse violin, arse fiddle

Hosenscheisser - coward ((small)trouser shitter)

Schweinebacke - double crossing so and so

Dumpfbacke - idiot (mainly for female)

Arschkriecher - person who kisses bosses arse

Schwanz - dick

Affenschwanz - ape-dick

*****

Go now Horny Shoe, and make up proud.

ADG Webmaster

Nice.
__________________
Shoehorn! is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 07-11-2005, 11:33 PM   #44
Shoehorn!
Die With Your Boots On
 
Shoehorn!'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Hawaii
Posts: 22,872
Quote:
Originally Posted by JOKEREMPIRE
Have a nice stay...

Which cities will you be at?
While I am in Germany I'll be in Frankfurt. How far away are you?
__________________
Shoehorn! is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 07-11-2005, 11:35 PM   #45
JOKER
Facit Omnia Voluntas
 
JOKER's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Offshore
Posts: 2,105
80km ... like a 30 min ride on the "Autobahn"

Hit me up on ICQ if you want...
__________________
Facilitation - BizDev - Traffic - Consulting - Marketing
Skype: jokerempire | Silent Circle: joker

JOKER is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 07-11-2005, 11:58 PM   #46
Shoehorn!
Die With Your Boots On
 
Shoehorn!'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Hawaii
Posts: 22,872
Quote:
Originally Posted by JOKEREMPIRE
80km ... like a 30 min ride on the "Autobahn"

Hit me up on ICQ if you want...
Waiting for authorization.
__________________
Shoehorn! is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 07-12-2005, 12:00 AM   #47
xclusive
Too lazy to set a custom title
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Buffalo, NY
Posts: 35,218
Have a safe trip and don't forget lots of pics
__________________

I support MediumPimpin.com / Shemp's Outlawtgp.com /


xclusive is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 07-12-2005, 12:03 AM   #48
Shoehorn!
Die With Your Boots On
 
Shoehorn!'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Hawaii
Posts: 22,872
Quote:
Originally Posted by xclusive
Have a safe trip and don't forget lots of pics
Thanks, I'll definately be posting pics.
__________________
Shoehorn! is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 07-12-2005, 12:11 AM   #49
Digibucks
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: on the run from everyone i owe money
Posts: 1,899
have fun dude...
__________________
www.trafficoverdose.com. ICQ me 171848378
Digibucks is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 07-12-2005, 01:43 AM   #50
SleazyDream
I'm here for SPORT
 
SleazyDream's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Phone # (401) 285-0696
Posts: 41,470
this thread wouldn't be complete without a pic of Skufty's balls

__________________
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

Now read without the word dog.
SleazyDream is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Post New Thread Reply
Go Back   GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum > >

Bookmarks



Advertising inquiries - marketing at gfy dot com

Contact Admin - Advertise - GFY Rules - Top

©2000-, AI Media Network Inc



Powered by vBulletin
Copyright © 2000- Jelsoft Enterprises Limited.