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Racist Joke Thread - post em
this thread is intended to piss off all races so post the racist jokes you know.
white, black, latino, asian, african, who gives a fuck, make fun of em all. it's all quite silly to poke fun of a persons race. what does an apple and a black person have in common ? they both look good hanging from a tree |
What do you call 4 mexicans in quicksand?
"Quatros Cincos" |
Why did white people own slaves?
they were not strong enough to pick cotton..........weak bastards |
ive never heard a joke about white people before,maybe its because im white :upsidedow
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Why do black people wear white gloves when they eat tootsie rolls?
So they don't bite their fingers off. |
What do you say to a Jewish black guy?
"Go to the back of the oven" |
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hopefully some people will post a few kill whitey |
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1 in the passenger seat, 3 in the back and about 10 million in the ashtray |
What do you say when you see your vcr floating around in the middle of the night?
"drop it nigga" |
and if you are offended by this thread, fuck off and go cry in a dark room some where and come back when you have a life
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Why jews have a big nose? Because the air is free
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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who is driving?
The police. |
What's the difference between a black guy and a large pizza?
A large pizza can feed a family of 4. |
What do you do when you see a black guy bleeding to death on your lawn?
Stop Laughing and Reload! |
What are the only 3 french words a black guy knows?
"Coup De Ville" |
1a. How long does it take for a black girl to take a shit?
1b. 9 months |
Indisciminate sig placement
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how do you get a hundred jews to jump off of a skyscraper?
throw a quarter off it |
What do you call a school bus full of indians?
A beef patty |
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Hahaha :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh |
What's purple and green and yellow and blue and sits in a corner?
He's my nigga, I can paint him any color I want. |
What do you say to a black man in a 3 piece suit?
"Will the defendant please rise?" |
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:1orglaugh :1orglaugh |
what's the difference between a whitey and a mexican?
a shower |
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Why is the Afghan air force so easy to train?
You only have to teach them how to take off! |
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
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now this is a thread to read before sleep, we should start this during lunch (eastern time zone) Thanks :thumbsup
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!! :1orglaugh |
Why are black men getting stronger?
TVs are getting bigger. |
Why do black people hate aspirin?
Because it's white and it works |
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How do you starve a mexican?
Hide his food stamps under his work boots. |
Asian and a Mexican fall of a building who hits the ground first?
WHO CARES! |
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In the year 2038, a guy decides to go play some golf. The man at the pro-shop asks him, "you wanna try one of our new robot caddies?" So the guy says "Sure, I'll give it a try..."
So he finishes 18 holes, goes back to the pro-shop to turn in his score card and his robot caddie...the golf pro asks him, "So, how did you like that new robot caddie? Aren't they great?" The man replies, "Yeah, it actually was pretty neat, but one thing...it's a little too shiny I think, the sun kept reflecting off of it into my eyes and blinding me....you should spray paint them black or something...." The pro replies, "Nah, we tried that, but none of them showed up for work and we caught two of them breaking into the coke machine...." |
whats the diff. between a snow tire and a black man?
snow tires dont sing when u put chains on them |
What's the difference between when a gay guy has oral sex and when he has anal sex?
Oral sex makes his whole day, anal sex makes his hole weak |
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:1orglaugh :1orglaugh |
Whats the difference between Jews and Pizzas?
Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven. |
How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?
All tongue-in-groove, with no studs. |
How do you get a hahahahahaha out of a tree?
Cut the rope |
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Why did god give black ppl big dicks?
He felt bad for putting pubic hair on their heads |
How do you know if you're at a gay picnic?
The hotdogs taste like shit! |
the fact that so many of you know so many racist (against black) jokes is telling :2 cents:
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What was missing from the Million Man March?
About a thousand miles of chain and an auctioneer! |
What's Hitlers least favorite hosting company?
Jewpiter Hosting |
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