Nofx came back from the bathroom to find his gay lover laying on the bed with cum splattered everywhere. Nofx screamed "I told you to wait for me!' His lover replied back... I did wait.... but I just farted!

Punchlines to Racist Jokes...



Because he was too lazy to wait in the welfare line!

Because they?re genetically inferior!

One to screw in the light bulb and two to barbecue up some spare ribs!

Because the chicken ate his food stamps!

What are the best four years of a racist's life?


Grade 6.

Why don't black kids like to play in the sandbox?




Because cats keep coming in and covering them up.

why dont you post a white ppl joke? racist jokes are usually the funniest. If someone is offended I guess they dont understand the meaning of JOKE. :2 cents:

How do you sink a submarine owned by blondes?


swim down and knock on the door.

How do you circumcise a redneck?




Kick his sister in the chin.

3 home improvement contractors, a black, a jew, and an Italian are in New Jersey and killed by a backhoe on the job.

They appear before St. Peter at the pearly gates.

St. Peter tells them the gates need repairing, and if they can do a good job he will take that into consideration. He asks each man to submit an estimate for the work.

The black guy says, "$500".

The jew says, "$3000".

The Italian says, "$25,500".

"25G's!" says Saint Peter to the Italian, "where do you get that number"?

"We'll pay the spook $500 to do the job and you and I split the rest." he responded.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza?


pizza comes out of the oven when its done.

From "The Boondock Saints":

Yakavetta: I'm having a shitty day. I'm depressed. Tell me a funny joke.

Rocco: Uh, OK. There's these three guys walking on the beach, a spic, a white guy, and a black guy.

Yakavetta: N i g g e r.

Rocco: Yeah, right. So they find this pot, rub it, and a genie comes out. The genie says you can wish for whatever you want. So he asks the Mexican what he wants, and he says "I want all my people in America to be happy and free, and in Mexico." So the genie goes poof. It's done. Then he says to the black guy...

Vincenzo Lipazzi: N i g g e r.

Rocco: Yeah, right, he says to the n i g g e r "What do you want?" And the n i g g e r says "I want all my n i g g e r brothers to be back in Africa, and happy and free and everything." So the genie goes poof. And they're all back in Africa. So... I'm not funny today, really, this joke sucks, I know...

Yakavetta: Continue the joke.

Rocco: Uh, so he says to the white guy, "What's your one wish?" And the white guy says, "Wait, you mean to tell me that all the spics and n i g g e r s are out of America?" The genie goes yeah, and the white guy says, uh, "I'll have a Coke, then."

Ok I got two then I'm out.

A white guy and a black guy fall off a building at the same time. The white guy hits the ground first. Why?




The black dude had to stop halfway down to spray paint his tag on the building.

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A white guy is on a business trip in Jamaica. He recently had his wife's name "Wendy" tattooed on his dick so when it's hard, it reads "Wendy" but while it's soft you can only make out the "W -Y"

He stops in a restroom in a local restaurant to take a piss and while at the urinal, he notices a Jamaican guys dick in the next pisser has a "W -Y" tattoed on it. "Wow" he thinks, "what are the chances!!" He asks the Jamaican guy, "So you have a girlfriend/wife named Wendy huh?" and the Jamaican guy says, "No mon...why you ask such questions?" He replies, "Well see here, on my dick I also have a W and a Y that you can see now but when I stretch it out, it reads Wendy for my wife...I just saw yours and figured the same."

The Jamaican then laughs and says, "Noooo mon!" Then stretches out his penis to reveal the words, "Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day"