Why Do Republicans Fear Genitals?
 

Maybe some of you Republicans can inform and educate me...why do you all seem to fear and hate genitals?

we can show boobs and it's softcore, but once you show a big old furry bush or god forbid, a penis, it's hardcore filth that will send us to Hell

We know the MPAA fears having big old cocks onscreen in Hollywood and it seems most Republicans just hate penises, especially if there are two remotely close together...

I have a lovely penis and have to wonder "why the fear?"

My older republican grandparents where here for a visit and saw a naked breast on American Wedding while it was playing on the tv (they weren't watching it, they just happened through the room at that moment). After they left, my mother told me they carried on about our den of debauchery. So it's a pussy today, but it'll be a breast tomorrow.. until everyone is wearing a burka.

Hey if you saw Laura Bush naked you'd be fearful as well.

it's not so much that they fear them, they just want to keep them where they belong. in hotel rooms with senators.

because they have been taught irrational, and overwhelming shame for naked bodies. i don't quite understand it myself.

It's because nudity is for sex, and sex is for marriage only. On top of that, sex is not for fun. It's for making babies ONLY. That's why they are also against teaching safe sex.