Why Do Republicans Fear Genitals?

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  • SykkBoy
    Jesus loves bacon
    • Feb 2001
    • 19969
    #1

    Why Do Republicans Fear Genitals?

    Maybe some of you Republicans can inform and educate me...why do you all seem to fear and hate genitals?

    we can show boobs and it's softcore, but once you show a big old furry bush or god forbid, a penis, it's hardcore filth that will send us to Hell

    We know the MPAA fears having big old cocks onscreen in Hollywood and it seems most Republicans just hate penises, especially if there are two remotely close together...

    I have a lovely penis and have to wonder "why the fear?"
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    • PurrrsianPussyKat
      Confirmed User
      • Jan 2004
      • 2088
      #2
      My older republican grandparents where here for a visit and saw a naked breast on American Wedding while it was playing on the tv (they weren't watching it, they just happened through the room at that moment). After they left, my mother told me they carried on about our den of debauchery. So it's a pussy today, but it'll be a breast tomorrow.. until everyone is wearing a burka.
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        • cambaby
          So Fucking Banned
          • Feb 2003
          • 3141
          #3
          Hey if you saw Laura Bush naked you'd be fearful as well.

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            • Digipimp
              BP4L OT DL
              • Mar 2003
              • 13481
              #4
              it's not so much that they fear them, they just want to keep them where they belong. in hotel rooms with senators.

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                • smack
                  Push Porn Like Weight.
                  • Mar 2002
                  • 10652
                  #5
                  because they have been taught irrational, and overwhelming shame for naked bodies. i don't quite understand it myself.
                  Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

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                    • Matt 26z
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Apr 2002
                      • 18481
                      #6
                      It's because nudity is for sex, and sex is for marriage only. On top of that, sex is not for fun. It's for making babies ONLY. That's why they are also against teaching safe sex.

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