how do you get out of the marines?
 

a friend of mine is inlisted and hates it, any tricks, scams that he can run to get out ?

AC

say ur gay

Do drugs... few days in the brig and out you go...:pimp

Get caught sucking dick.

Pretend you are losing it mentally.

pretend to be a gay

I think he already did. Why else would you sign up for the Marines while we are at war?

realize you are color blind.

AWOL :pimp

we are thinking more like ibreak his leg so he gets paid forever ;x

leg and shoulder maybe

i dont think saying gay works anymore

AC

Tell him to start wearing dresses and pantyhose...

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since his stupid ass is already in, he should just try to ride out his tour. one thing you don't want is a dishonorable discharge from the armed services.

Great to see you are planning on ripping off american tax payers.

yes you can do this but you got's 2 prove it also.

which could be hard 2 do

Shoot him in the leg

Kiss the drill instructor

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Lots of Marines get out by going to Iraq and getting killed by roadside bombs and snipers, or even hit by "friendly" fire, like Pat Tillman.

It wasn't always fun, but I did six years in the USN.

Navy = Never Again Volunteer Yourself

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Smoke pot, i have several friends who've been kicked out for that...

ask Theking

Actually, I recall hearing that some Marines have been kicked out for appearing in porn movies (General Discharge I believe, not Dishonorable Discharge).

Fun way to go - you can help your friend and he can help you. :winkwink:

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put lots of gay videos in your lockeroom and
stay long when you take showers with fellow cadets
that will do the trick

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lol... awesome. That never worked very well for klinger though.

Get caught stealing. That's what an ex friend of mine did to get out of the marines.

Have him take a dick, its a surefire way.

True.
A dishonorable discharge fucks with you for life

my friend was a bomb specialist and he needed to get permission before doing any tests on the bombs but he hated the service so he intentionally set of 2 bombs without permission to get discharged

Getting pregnant always works like a charm! :thumbsup

I spent four years in the Marines, and at the time I hated it. Instead, I bit my tongue, kept my mouth, and just did the best I could.

Once I got out I quickly discovered it was a huge mistake. You didn't know it at the time, but it was fun. Blowing shit up and playing war games is a lot more fun than flipping fucking burgers. The money sucked but it surely wasn't much better making $3.50 an hour and having to pay rent an no health benefits.

I kept in a touch with a lot of my Marine buddies, and most of them are about set to retire. Sweet.

How to get out? There is no sure fire method. One guy in my unit attempted to run down his comanding officer with am AMTRAC. He missed, thankfully, but ended up in a rubber room in the brig (I'm not kidding!). One guy intentionally smashed his foot with a slegehammer; He was sent to the hospital and returned to duty.

Tell your friend to be careful. Chances are it's alredy well known in his unit that he's not happy in the service, and they'll know what he's up to. And the last thing he wants on his record is a bad conduct discharge.

abuse iraqis

Tell him to start haning out with Lyndie Endland.

act a fool :)

Tell him to be a man and fulfill his obligation. Nobody held a gun to his head and made him sign up. He wont have any respect for himself if he pussies out, and neither will anybody else.

i knew a guy who did this

you go to the shrink and tell them that you are going to kill yourself if you stay there 1 more day.

hell get an anything but honorable discharge

Be a man, and complete his contract!

sir, osama bin laden, sir

pee in bed a few times in the night and say your gay.....im sure they will let him go :upsidedow

say u dont believe in the war

touch a guys penis???

wont he get thrown out if he goes AWOL?

tony

Swim :thumbsup

You can't say you are gay, they are wise to that trick. You have to fake being a sleepwalker and suck the cock then :upsidedow

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A guy I went to school with enlisted and wanted out. Typical pretty boy, daddy was a doctor. This was back during Desert Storm and he didn't want to be sent over so he "accidentally" cut off the tip of his pinky finger. He was discharged, but he got ridiculed pretty hard as being a pussy.

Pinkiless pussy - Iraq... tough call :upsidedow

shoot himself in the pelvis

Go to the base Chaplin and explain the service is making you want to kill people and you might not be able to control it down the road. Depending on the acting job, he'll probably get a General or even Medical Discharge (if he gets referred to a shrink)

imho though, hes a puss for signing up to the military and trying to scam out.

[QUOTE=dvd316]Go to the base Chaplin and explain the service is making you want to kill people QUOTE]
Sounds like a good way to get sent to Iraq... :upsidedow

I had a friend in the Marines during the first desert skermish. A guy in unit or whatever it's called shot some sort of missle at a camel and blew it up. The US had him gone that day, I guess they take their camels very seriously there. He didnt get in any trouble and they discharged him with a general under honorable conditions. Sane people only kill other people, crazy people kill animals....

he should have quit in boot camp


now that he earned himself the right to wear that uniform and the title "U.S. Marine", he should represent himself as such until his enlistment is up

Not always, that's for sure. I've seen people go AWOL (In the Marines it's called UA), come back, serve time in the brig, and have their enlistment increased to cover the time they were away.

Keep in mind that anything less than an honorable discharge can affect future employement. While it won't stop him from working in Wendys, it will affect him when it's older. When I applied for a job at a local phone company, myself and a Marine buddy of mine had to include our discharge paperwork. My buddy was denied because he had a BCD discharge. Turns out working on the phone company may have included the need for security government clearance, and you cant' get that with a bad discharge.