walk around with the Quoran and pray Allah :2 cents:
Ask to change your name to " Muhammed Bin Laddon " ....

PS: 50 !
Fuck you " WOJ " :1orglaugh

It would be hilarous !

Tell him to stop being a pussy and finish enlistment like everybody else.

anybody read catch-22?

you can try what yossarian was doing

if your little hahahaha friend can't hack life now, how the hell will he make it for the rest of his miserable life?
just run away everytime life gets a little tough?
send him a mail order catalogue from Fredricks of Hollywood.
he needs it.

:thumbsup

Pinch your officer... ;)

I wonder what % of Marines actually try to get out