big problem...need advice
 

so i just ripped off the button on my shorts. possible solutions for someone who cant sew?

belt, safety pin, new pants.

buy new ones

Putting on a button is easy.
Just get a needle and thread and run the needle through the holes a few times till it's securely attached to the shorts. You don't have to "know how to sew" a monkey could do it.

safety pin is the answer you seek.

stuff your underwear in your mouth and masturbate furiously.

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I take my clothes to my dry cleaner when that happens. They fix up things like that.

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I actually have thought of an invention for this, maybe it's already patented but who knows? Seems like someone would have thought of this besides me.

http://www.bikinivoyeur.com/repairbutton.gif

You basically just put the left side inside your pants and push it through (might have to poke a hole) then the button with a built on washer screws on and tightens up secure. What do you think?

I think there are a few ppl online right now filing patents with your picture. Hurry up and beat them to it. :thumbsup

wouldn't it unscrew?

loc-tite :thumbsup

be a man about it and go "freeball"
it will save you money on underwear and laundry.
been doing it since the 1960's.
you'll live.

maybe but it should stay, your lugnuts dont loosen up on your car do they? you could also put some locktite in the threads if it's a problem

I yearn for a life in which this type of shit is considered a "big problem"

shit, maybe they will throw me a bone after they get rich! :thumbsup

I was just wondering if anyone on GFY would know what loctite is. :upsidedow

at least 2 of us :thumbsup

(laughing at your sig)
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