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blackmonsters 04-09-2005 10:57 PM

Neosporin Cured my flu or Just lucky
 
After two weeks of dying from the flu (which is lasting about a month in my friends) I got desparate and applied a small dab of Neosporin inside my nostrils and on the inner nasal septum.

Two days laters all the yellow muscus is now clear. I don't need any decongestion medicine and coughing a lot less.

Did this work or am I just lucky that I'm getting better?

Rob 04-09-2005 11:01 PM

That's like saying Preparation H cured my whooping cough. Not going to happen, my friend.

Robatolla 04-09-2005 11:11 PM

[QUOTE=HighOnAcid]That's like saying Preparation H cured my whooping cough. Not going to happen, my friend.[/QUOTE


on the contrary i have a friend who had a doctor apply this method for a sinus infection,which is most of the time what a cold is!

cyber_ninja 04-09-2005 11:13 PM

[QUOTE=Robatolla]
Quote:

Originally Posted by HighOnAcid
That's like saying Preparation H cured my whooping cough. Not going to happen, my friend.[/QUOTE


on the contrary i have a friend who had a doctor apply this method for a sinus infection,which is most of the time what a cold is!

he said "flu" not "cold"

Rob 04-09-2005 11:17 PM

I just took some Ben Gay and it cured my Herpes! You just have to deep rub them directly into the sores.

blackmonsters 04-09-2005 11:19 PM

[QUOTE=cyber_ninja]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Robatolla
he said "flu" not "cold"

Well I don't really know that it is the flu.
My friend said his doctor said anti-biotics were no good for this and usually they are for the flu but not a cold.

I call it the flu becuase I had a headache and it last more than a week.

BIGTYMER 04-09-2005 11:19 PM

Ahhhh... :(

Robatolla 04-09-2005 11:29 PM

i didnt realize it was gonna revolve around the flu or a cold just that this neosporin thing sounds very possible,because a sinus (infection) feels very much like being sick to me?

Rob 04-09-2005 11:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Robatolla
i didnt realize it was gonna revolve around the flu or a cold just that this neosporin thing sounds very possible,because a sinus (infection) feels very much like being sick to me?

Sinus Inefection = Internal
Neosporin = Topical Ointment and the topical region is outside the body.

No way for Neosporin to cure an internal infectin. Sorry.

Robatolla 04-09-2005 11:37 PM

K Doctor if you say it won't work i guess it wont!

BradM 04-09-2005 11:38 PM

I ate tacobell and now my crabs are gone.

Rob 04-09-2005 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Robatolla
K Doctor if you say it won't work i guess it wont!

It's common fucking sense. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to know about basic aerodynamics and it doesn't take a surgeon to know that fucking neosporin can't cure internal infections.

If that were the case, old folks would be snorthing that shit like cocaine when they have pnemonia!

blackmonsters 04-09-2005 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HighOnAcid
Sinus Inefection = Internal
Neosporin = Topical Ointment and the topical region is outside the body.

No way for Neosporin to cure an internal infectin. Sorry.

Wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I got the idea because I once had a nose infection and the doctor had me put neosporin inside my nose. It was a nasty infection that was growing for a week but only one day of neosporin and it was virtually gone.

I used a q-tip swab to stick the neosporin up my nostril.

blackmonsters 04-09-2005 11:42 PM

Acid;

Saying neosporin can't go into my body through my nose is like saying cocaine can't go in my body through my nose.

Robatolla 04-09-2005 11:42 PM

you are using it like topical ointment!

blackmonsters 04-09-2005 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM
I ate tacobell and now my crabs are gone.

If crab lice can smell that tacohell shit than I believe your story in full!

BradM 04-09-2005 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters
If crab lice can smell that tacohell shit than I believe your story in full!

I wasn't kidding.

Rob 04-09-2005 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters
Wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I got the idea because I once had a nose infection and the doctor had me put neosporin inside my nose. It was a nasty infection that was growing for a week but only one day of neosporin and it was virtually gone.

I used a q-tip swab to stick the neosporin up my nostril.

Sad to report that sticking it up your nose is still topical (it would also be topical if you stuck it in your mouth just for future reference). If you had herpes or a canker sore on the inner lining of your nose then yes, I can see how that would help. But to say that it got rid of your flu is just downright sophmoric.

Send out a newsflash to all the old people that weren't able to get flu vaccines this year because of the shortage. I'm sure they'll be enthralled by this breakthrough. :upsidedow

blackmonsters 04-10-2005 12:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HighOnAcid
Sad to report that sticking it up your nose is still topical (it would also be topical if you stuck it in your mouth just for future reference). If you had herpes or a canker sore on the inner lining of your nose then yes, I can see how that would help. But to say that it got rid of your flu is just downright sophmoric.

Send out a newsflash to all the old people that weren't able to get flu vaccines this year because of the shortage. I'm sure they'll be enthralled by this breakthrough. :upsidedow

I already said that it may not be the flu.

In any event; If someone has green or yellow mucus comming from their nose then I say try it because it seems to have stopped that and my congestion.

Rob 04-10-2005 12:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters
I already said that it may not be the flu.

In any event; If someone has green or yellow mucus comming from their nose then I say try it because it seems to have stopped that and my congestion.

Sounds good, Doogie Howser.

When and if I ever get green or yellow mucous coming from any opening in my body I think I'll go to my doctor first.

blackmonsters 04-10-2005 12:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HighOnAcid
Sounds good, Doogie Howser.

When and if I ever get green or yellow mucous coming from any opening in my body I think I'll go to my doctor first.

I feel like putting neosporin on my gums after watching you chew on the same shit in your sig for 1 year. :1orglaugh

ytcracker 04-10-2005 12:53 AM

butterfly effect


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