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imaginax 04-04-2005 02:59 PM

I am StudioCash's designer, and I am exclusive no more! Who wants a design?
 
As you guys can see, I don't post much, but I've been a member for a while.

I am StudioCash's EXCLUSIVE designer. I work for StudioCash and StudioCash only! They pay me very well, but I work on a per job basis, and can't work for anyone else, which suits me just fine as they usually have more work for me than I can handle.

Right now I am closing on a house(I am so excited!), and I need to put down as much as I can on a down payment, so this month I need to work a little harder and earn a little more money than usual :)

Studiocash is not able to give me as much work as I need this month, but my boss MetaformX is kind enough to allow me out of my exclusive contract for this month only, so I can make the extra money that I need for this month.

First off let me give a big hearty thank you to MetaformX and StudioCash. I really don't know many companies that would allow an employee to get out of an exclusive contract like the way I am doing. Meta, I owe you big time and I will make it up to you! This gesture of goodwill will go along way with me and I will be forever loyal to you!

Ok, now as far as what I can do, I can do pretty much anything :) I have designed every single website/banner/FPA/ etc. for StudioCash, all except one site. I even did the design of the stats/webmaster section of the NATS, so if you need a redesign of the NATS template for your webmaster area, I can do that as well. I excell at doing paysite and mainstream designs. Here are some of my work:

PAYSITE DESIGN: http://www.xgape.com http://www.xcrib.com http://www.xlips.com to name a few.

BUTTONS DESIGN: http://www.studiocash.com/external.php?page=scpromotion

NATS WEBMASTER AREA DESIGN: http://www.studiocash.com/external.php?page=sites

http://www.studiocash.com/1a.jpg


So if you need me to design something, remember, I will be accepting design work for next 2 weeks only and after that I will go back exclusive for studiocash. Prices are all negotiable, I'm easy to work with, my work speaks for itself, and most importantly, I am reliable.

How you can get a hold of me:
1. post in this thread.
2. ICQ 93665589
3. email: imaginax [AT] studiocash.com

Thanks everyone. Have a good one :)

MetaformX 04-04-2005 03:03 PM

No problem bro, glad I could help you out. If anyone needs a design, particularly paysite designs, this is the guy to talk to. He does amazing work for us.

And it will be your only chance to use our designer. He will be exclusive forever after this. hehe :)

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 04-04-2005 03:04 PM

Nice to see other designers using my concepts to find work...

imaginax 04-04-2005 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ
Nice to see other designers using my concepts to find work...

What concept is that? I don't know you, so please elaborate.

And I am not whoring myself out. After I get work for this next 2 weeks, I will go back to being exclusive for StudioCash, so designers, please don't panick, the market will not get flooded by my designs. lol

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 04-04-2005 03:08 PM

Yu do not have to know me to copy my style you merely have to see it...

Glad to have been an inspiration.

ssp 04-04-2005 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ
Yu do not have to know me to copy my style you merely have to see it...

Glad to have been an inspiration.

Tell me one original thing that you think you've "invented".

Roald 04-04-2005 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ
Nice to see other designers using my concepts to find work...

I would suggest to be more specific or don't reply at all, what concept do you mean???

You can't be scared of a little competition now are you ;)))

imaginax 04-04-2005 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ
Yu do not have to know me to copy my style you merely have to see it...

Glad to have been an inspiration.

hehe, this is funny. I have never seen your style. I get inspiration from myself. But I am flattered that you think I was inspired by you. Maybe it was the other way around? :)

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 04-04-2005 03:11 PM

Like I said I aint afraid.

You guys should be sucking my dick for creating work for you:)
Many programs will be crawling over themselves to keep up with this, some are already.

I aint worried...
I will revolutionise Single girls sites for ya guys as well.

If ya can turn em out like me in 1 day thats good!

imaginax 04-04-2005 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by QuaShe
I would suggest to be more specific or don't reply at all, what concept do you mean???

You can't be scared of a little competition now are you ;)))

QuaShe, it sounds like he is sweating the competition. :)

Designers, once again, let me say, DO NOT WORRY ABOUT ME. I am only doing work for others for 2 weeks. After that, I go back to my exclusive client. Woooh, now that I got that out of my system, back to the original thread :)

JFPdude 04-04-2005 03:13 PM

oh I see this thread going downhill fast ... Meta hit me up on ICQ efore the chit hits the fan and you end up OWNING alien

Shooting_Manic 04-04-2005 03:16 PM

Nice work!

God damn that dude on one of your sites has a HUGE fuckign cock! I thought I was hung. Damn!

Hope this thread does not turn into a penis envy thread for ya. Seems liek Al Gore, the invertor of the internet has shown up to school ya a bit.

:1orglaugh

ssp 04-04-2005 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ
Like I said I aint afraid.

You guys should be sucking my dick for creating work for you:)
Many programs will be crawling over themselves to keep up with this, some are already.

I aint worried...
I will revolutionise Single girls sites for ya guys as well.

If ya can turn em out like me in 1 day thats good!

You talk about sucking dick? Let me tell you: There is absolutely nothing that you have ever created that hasn't been done before. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

DarkJedi 04-04-2005 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ
Nice to see other designers using my concepts to find work...

Holy shit..

you need to change your nick to "CryBaby Little Bitch".

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 04-04-2005 03:19 PM

Fookin ingrates...

I am out.

DX 04-04-2005 03:19 PM

http://www.sexbytes.net/ayb.gif
ALL YOUR
DESIGN ARE
BELONG TO
ALIENQ

ssp 04-04-2005 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ
Fookin ingrates...

I am out.

Don't let the door hit you on the way out. :thumbsup

MetaformX 04-04-2005 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFPdude
oh I see this thread going downhill fast ... Meta hit me up on ICQ efore the chit hits the fan and you end up OWNING alien

Hey JFP, how you doing bro :) adding you now.

Your right though, it's not looking good for iAlian :winkwink:

JFPdude 04-04-2005 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ
Fookin ingrates...

I am out.

No No please stay this guy can use the exposure.

Uhmm exactly what concept did he steal?

I own a few websites too and they have designs on them. Should I be worried that I stole a conceot from you also?

DarkJedi 04-04-2005 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ
Fookin ingrates...

I am out.

Are you holding a patent on posting threads to GFY ?

Go shoot your own damn self and spare us the bitch fest.

moron.

Alex 04-04-2005 03:25 PM

Alien either be specific or STFU.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 04-04-2005 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DX
http://www.sexbytes.net/ayb.gif
ALL YOUR
DESIGN ARE
BELONG TO
ALIENQ

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Good luck on the downpayment Imaginax.

ADG Webmaster

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 04-04-2005 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ssp
You talk about sucking dick? Let me tell you: There is absolutely nothing that you have ever created that hasn't been done before. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Aint that the truth for all designers?
Your right it's all been done before for the most part.

Oh I wonder where the scrolling tour came from with thumbs. It does not seem so original now does it?

I will be honest though, I introduced the scrolling concept MANY years ago and when it first came out designers all over laughed at the idea. Not enough design, it does not sell enough, its just pictures!

LOL. You people really are entertaining. I suppose having any respect for trend setters in this business is null...
Thats the way it has always been.

I know designers love to thrive on the thought that they are original, that there designs are unique. I pride myself in being an original designer just like each of you, at least the kind of designer that does not give a fuck when it comes to stepping out of the box. As designer I goto say to ya guys, your a dime a dozen as you copy real innovation day in day out.

I destroid the Mike Wyld Tour's those of the of non-scrolling concept with the silly next next join and proved to the world that scrolling tours were the way to go. For the past year or two its been about refining the most effective results. I have the numbers to know what works while most of you toil praying that it works when a project is handed over to a client.

I know Where the eyes go, what is clicked on often. I bet none of you even have an idea what is clicked more than anything on a single one of your tours.

I have had the luxury of working with the top programs in the industry to know exactly where the eyes go and what people click on tours and what phrases catch them.

Ya can look in the time machines yourselves if any of ya like. The proof is there. But seriously ya do not wanna step and do the homework yourself. Ya would rather berate another designer that has truly helped many designers out for at least 7 years now.

I hope he finds work, its not bad at all, infact its pretty good. GRAPHICALLY.
Sales wise though in all seriousness. He does not know what the fuck he is doing.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 04-04-2005 03:48 PM

By the way on XCRIB I can tell you 20 things that are wrong with it.

3 of them SERIOUSLY wrong.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 04-04-2005 03:52 PM

Want me to start with the most obvious flaw?

And after I say it I can gurantee that anyone selling that site now will not get better results till after I say what I have about it.
Infact lets wait a couple days on it to see if any affiliate wants to send to it.
Post the numbers.

I will take a part of the tour and change it.
The numbers will be BETTER.

ABSOLUTLY FREE. Its just a small change to thats whats funny.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 04-04-2005 03:58 PM

I can put my foot in my mouth or in your ass.

PONY it up.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 04-04-2005 04:01 PM

Fookin sissy shit talkers...

Roald 04-04-2005 04:02 PM

spill the beans man ;))

Alex 04-04-2005 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ
I can put my foot in my mouth or in your ass.

PONY it up.

Alien either post something wrong or show us something or STFU again.

You talk too much shit about how you are some superior designer.
On your site you claim that you are
"Web Compliant"
FireFox
W3C Adopted Standards
Etc

Yet your front page has errors
http://validator.w3.org/check?uri=ht....ialien.com%2F
Second Page
http://validator.w3.org/check?uri=ht...Findex2.htm l
Etc Etc

Rui 04-04-2005 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ
Nice to see other designers using my concepts to find work...

Like you invented such "concepts"...shit sometiimes you are so full of yourself its amazing...

After Shock Media 04-04-2005 04:06 PM

AlienQ makes me giggle.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 04-04-2005 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alex
Alien either post something wrong or show us something or STFU again.

You talk too much shit about how you are some superior designer.
On your site you claim that you are
"Web Compliant"
FireFox
W3C Adopted Standards
Etc

Yet your front page has errors
http://validator.w3.org/check?uri=ht....ialien.com%2F
Second Page
http://validator.w3.org/check?uri=ht...Findex2.htm l
Etc Etc

Your an idiot.
Some adaptations of the W3C standard are not adopted by Microsoft Internet Explorer.
If a client wants cross platform HTML coding they get it.
They want strictly W3C standard they get it. But that would pretty dumb.
Duh...

Next.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 04-04-2005 04:07 PM

WHats wrong with marking the claim of a concept.
There are alot of Rock Bands out there but who was really the first?
Does it matter? No.
Ya wanna put a name to the scrolling tour concept ya can thank all the designers! Why? Because it WORKS and without everyne copying each other it would have never been a concept.

Alex 04-04-2005 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ
Your an idiot.
Some adaptations of the W3C standard are not adopted by Microsoft Internet Explorer.
If a client wants cross platform HTML coding they get it.
They want strictly W3C standard they get it. But that would pretty dumb.
Duh...

Next.

Next.

Post your tragic flaw in his design. So that we can all see your unique concepts.

Alex 04-04-2005 04:08 PM

The only thing i see is that a lot of the things that i would have clicked on are not linked.

After Shock Media 04-04-2005 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alex
Alien either post something wrong or show us something or STFU again.

You talk too much shit about how you are some superior designer.

Alex this is a guy who claims to have destroyed Wyld and at the same time sells two tours for under 500.00 and is still rectum sore about rick not giving him 10k for posting. Since afterall that 10 grand would of got his shit off the ground and into play.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 04-04-2005 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alex
The only thing i see is that a lot of the things that i would have clicked on are not linked.


HEY!Thats novel, now lets just go through the whole tour without an affilaite stepping up and posting the stats before I give my 2 cents about improving it!

I know EXACTLY why that tour will not do as well as it should.
I went through it carefully.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 04-04-2005 04:15 PM

I may not be the richest guy in this biz but I do know how to make a site convert beyond expectations. I got the experience and the skills.

Now that I am burying ya guys with an incredible low price in tours I am turning them out in less than a day at the same time.

I warned ya cheap fuckers a long time ago about dropping prices. Ya had fun laughing at me then to as being to expensive. Now the shits loose and ya do not know what to do. I will bury any 3rd world country wanna be designer for a lowr price and a more effective tour.

Hate all ya want...

HATE me...

DateDoc 04-04-2005 04:16 PM

The one thing I noticed is that it is "Xcrib - blacks fucking whites" but other than the one dude in the header everyone else is white. :2 cents:

jimmyf 04-04-2005 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkJedi
Holy shit..

you need to change your nick to "CryBaby Little Bitch".

was thinking about the same

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 04-04-2005 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimmyf
was thinking about the same

You should have a 7Up sit back and relax.
This is just some fun here man. Try not to get so serious.
If it were not for me this thread would be dead already and our guy Image wouldnt have any deals...

jimmyf 04-04-2005 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ
You should have a 7Up sit back and relax.
This is just some fun here man. Try not to get so serious.
If it were not for me this thread would be dead already and our guy Image wouldnt have any deals...

maybe the 7up I'll skip the back.. :upsidedow

K I'll give Image a little bump. don't know him

if I want any design work I'll give you a shout AlienQ :thumbsup

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 04-04-2005 04:37 PM

I am reasonable behind the scenes.
on the GFY I am complete asshole;)
Lets keep it that way plz:)

MetaMan 04-04-2005 04:42 PM

Alian you personally should know how hard it is to survive as a designer, or what it takes to even get your work out there.

im not 100% sure about your case but as you know designers NEVER recieve credit that is due.

and also i know there is a difference between "designing" a site and actually "designing it to convert" very few designers actually understand this and can fully pull it off.

his tours are not bad at all, some of the sites are pretty nice. i think that all designers would be better off giving some props where its due instead of bashing it, i know that is hard because i have the same problem with others' work but thats just my :2 cents:.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 04-04-2005 04:47 PM

I know very well how hard it is man.
His design is nice its clean, it has a few flaws but overall I do give it a thumbs up.
Imaginax, I came in to chaf your shoulders some, its shit talkin.
Ya got a got a good style bro.

No dispute about that. Ya can hit me up on ICQ anytime, I will explaine my thoughts on the tour and then ya can perhaps go back to Studio cash and do the updates during the down time. I assure ya what I got to say will make ya go HUMMM!

ICQ: 78943384

Hell I am pretty overflowed anyways till wednesday and I can prlly find ya a design gig or two since I got a few guys that are on "The wait" that want it now.

DX 04-04-2005 04:58 PM

I know a couple old school deigners that might dispute some of the claims made here.. but..

fuck it..

can't we all just get along?

AdultWebGraphics 04-04-2005 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DX
I know a couple old school deigners that might dispute some of the claims made here.. but..

fuck it..

can't we all just get along?

You the same DX that used paintshop pro for the cybererotica designs :)

DX 04-04-2005 05:02 PM

indeed...

AdultWebGraphics 04-04-2005 05:03 PM

That's great :thumbsup

DX 04-04-2005 05:04 PM

and still using it daily after 9 years ; )


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