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fusionx 03-17-2005 03:44 PM

WTF is The Netherlands?
 
This has pissed me off for a long time now

Is The Netherlands a country, a region or what?

What the fuck is "dutch"? Is that a language or a place or a medical condition?

Just kidding.. seriously, I don't know the relationship between, say "Holland", "The Netherlands" and "Dutch".

Would someone care to educate me on this? I think - Amsterdam is a city in Holland which is in The Netherlands where people are Dutch, and speak Dutch.

Or is The Netherlands a region in Holland?

Ok - I'm confused. :thumbsup

Thanks

adonthenet 03-17-2005 03:45 PM

country - Holland - Netherlands
language Dutch

I think .. :S you got me confused as well hehe

BV 03-17-2005 03:47 PM

i might be wrong but the Dutch prefer the spelling: Nederlands

Rick Latona 03-17-2005 03:48 PM

This will be a long thread.

Damian_Maxcash 03-17-2005 03:48 PM

Its just another name for Holland

And people from Holland are Dutch

grumpy 03-17-2005 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adonthenet
country - Holland - Netherlands
language Dutch

I think .. :S you got me confused as well hehe

Holland = hollow land
Nederland = down land

same words for the same country.


both subscribe in a sense that holland is below sea level ( around 30 feet )

ssp 03-17-2005 03:49 PM

My god you are ignorant.

Rick Latona 03-17-2005 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fusionx
This has pissed me off for a long time now

Is The Netherlands a country, a region or what?

What the fuck is "dutch"? Is that a language or a place or a medical condition?

Just kidding.. seriously, I don't know the relationship between, say "Holland", "The Netherlands" and "Dutch".

Would someone care to educate me on this? I think - Amsterdam is a city in Holland which is in The Netherlands where people are Dutch, and speak Dutch.

Or is The Netherlands a region in Holland?

Ok - I'm confused. :thumbsup

Thanks

The Netherlands is a kingdom. Holland is in the kingdom along with Aruba, Bonair and Curacao. They speak Dutch.

fusionx 03-17-2005 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BV
i might be wrong but the Dutch prefer the spelling: Nederlands


Could be - no offense meant to anyone.. 'cept the Dutch..

Actually, what has me interested is I just found out that my grandfather on my dad's side is Dutch. So I have a Dutch name. So I'm at least 1/4 Dutch. We always thought it was Austrian or German. Interesting. It's not an obviously German or Dutch name.

adonthenet 03-17-2005 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by damian2001
Its just another name for Holland

And people from Holland are Dutch

exactly what i think it is.

Nembrionic 03-17-2005 03:51 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holland


Read that.
And they're right.

But people mean they same thing when they mention Holland or The Netherlands --> the country itself.

Dutch is our language alright, but I believe it's the English speaking people that came up with it.

We call it 'nederlands' ('netherlands', seems logical doesn't it?)
Like Germany language is called 'German'.

So for the record of all the assholes that go like this:

-"I'm Dutch!"
"Aaah...you're German!?!"

No dammit. Dutch is NOT the same as Deutsch, which is what the Germans call their own language(Germany->Deutschland. Germans speak "Deutsch")

Pronounciation.
Deutsch: Doitsch
Dutch: Datch

FINALLY see the difference?

Rick Latona 03-17-2005 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fusionx
Could be - no offense meant to anyone.. 'cept the Dutch..

Actually, what has me interested is I just found out that my grandfather on my dad's side is Dutch. So I have a Dutch name. So I'm at least 1/4 Dutch. We always thought it was Austrian or German. Interesting. It's not an obviously German or Dutch name.

What is your name? We'll tell you what it means.

grumpy 03-17-2005 03:51 PM

so what is your last name?

fusionx 03-17-2005 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ssp
My god you are ignorant.

I know that! That's why I'm asking :)

Dirty Dane 03-17-2005 03:53 PM

So Hellas is capital of Greece?

grumpy 03-17-2005 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nembrionic
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holland


Read that.
And they're right.

But people mean they same thing when they mention Holland or The Netherlands.

Dutch is our language alright, but I believe it's the English speaking people that came up with it.

We call it 'nederlands' ('netherlands', seems logical doesn't it?)
Like Germany is called 'German'.

So for the record of all the assholes that go like this:

-"I'm Dutch!"
"Aaah...you're German!?!"

No dammit. Dutch is NOT the same as Deutsch, which is what the Germans call their own language(Germany->Deutschland. Germans speak "Deutsch")

Pronounciation.
Deutsch: Doitsch
Dutch: Datch

FINALLY see the difference?


English people came up with it because they thought it was Deutsch

Platinumpimp 03-17-2005 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adonthenet
exactly what i think it is.

Exactly, just like the Fench have "Pays-Bas" named as Holland.

It literally means "Low Land".

:pimp

sweetME 03-17-2005 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ssp
My god you are ignorant.

He just wants to confirm something he's not sure of.

Dirty Dane 03-17-2005 03:54 PM

and Great Britain is the best part of United Kingdom :winkwink:

GatorB 03-17-2005 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fusionx
This has pissed me off for a long time now

Is The Netherlands a country, a region or what?

What the fuck is "dutch"? Is that a language or a place or a medical condition?

Just kidding.. seriously, I don't know the relationship between, say "Holland", "The Netherlands" and "Dutch".

Would someone care to educate me on this? I think - Amsterdam is a city in Holland which is in The Netherlands where people are Dutch, and speak Dutch.

Or is The Netherlands a region in Holland?

Ok - I'm confused. :thumbsup

Thanks

Ok you live in AMERICA yet you speak ENGLISH. Shouldn't you be speaking AMERICAN?

fusionx 03-17-2005 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nembrionic
No dammit. Dutch is NOT the same as Deutsch, which is what the Germans call their own language(Germany->Deutschland. Germans speak "Deutsch")

I've always known the difference between Deutsch and Dutch. The German language never entered into this. We always thought we were of German descent. But, someone in nmy family just traced the records back, and it turns out my Grandfather's relatives migrated to the US from Holland.

The name is "Beer", but the original spelling may be different.

Rick Latona 03-17-2005 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty Dane
and Great Britain is the best part of United Kingdom :winkwink:

Great Britain is the Island. England is the country.

Dirty Dane 03-17-2005 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rick Latona
Great Britain is the Island. England is the country.

England? :1orglaugh

Rick Latona 03-17-2005 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fusionx
I've always known the difference between Deutsch and Dutch. The German language never entered into this. We always thought we were of German descent. But, someone in nmy family just traced the records back, and it turns out my Grandfather's relatives migrated to the US from Holland.

The name is "Beer", but the original spelling may be different.

That's a very famous name. De Beers was founded by the Dutch and they completely control the diamond trade. They don't have an office in the States because they'd be sued for anti-trust.

ssp 03-17-2005 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fusionx
I know that! That's why I'm asking :)

This thread must only confuse you more. Let me clue you in.

When people talk about Holland or The Netherlands, they mean the same thing. They refer to the country, located next to Germany and Belgium. Dutch is the language and the people are called "the Dutch".

So where does the confusion come from? A long time ago we conquered some islands. They all belong to "The Kingdom Of The Netherlands". However, The Netherlands itself, it the country.

Don't look at that Wikipedia link about "Holland". Yes, it's true that there are 2 of the 12 provinces in The Netherlands called "South-Holland" and "North-Holland", and combined they make "Holland", but that is NOT what ppl refer to when they talk about Holland. They refer to the country. Forget that province crap.

grumpy 03-17-2005 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fusionx
I've always known the difference between Deutsch and Dutch. The German language never entered into this. We always thought we were of German descent. But, someone in nmy family just traced the records back, and it turns out my Grandfather's relatives migrated to the US from Holland.

The name is "Beer", but the original spelling may be different.

Your name comes from Bier witch is Beer. Some will say it will come from Bear but thats not right.

LowRider 03-17-2005 04:00 PM

I'll give you this link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Netherlands

And still I wonder if people are aware that google exists..

fusionx 03-17-2005 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grumpy
Your name comes from Bier witch is Beer. Some will say it will come from Bear but thats not right.

hehe - we ordered a coat of arms in the 70's from some crap company... had a bear on it..

We do believe it's originally "Bier".

We always thought is was German or Austrian.. pretty interesting to find out it's Dutch.

Thanks!

grumpy 03-17-2005 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ssp
Dutch is the language and the people are called "the Dutch".

No they are from Nederland and they speak Nederlands. Dutch is what the english made of it. Because Nederland was so hard to pronounce they made it Hollowland....wich becam Holland.

They thought it was Deutsh so they made a slang out of it . . Dutch.

ssp 03-17-2005 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grumpy
Your name comes from Bier witch is Beer. Some will say it will come from Bear but thats not right.

LOL Now the Dutch language is even starting to confuse me, hehe.

"beer" in Dutch, means "bear" in English.
"bier" in Dutch, means "beer" in English.

grumpy is probably right though, your name is most likely be derived from the Dutch word "bier". Or it might just mean "bear".

LOL Dutch sucks. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Mike Okitch 03-17-2005 04:02 PM

Didn't George Costanza already ask about this once?

fusionx 03-17-2005 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ssp
This thread must only confuse you more. Let me clue you in.

I think what messed me up was that The Netherlands = Holland. I truly thought The Netherlands was a region, that Holland was a part of.

My bad grammer aside... I think I've got it now.

ssp 03-17-2005 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grumpy
No they are from Nederland and they speak Nederlands. Dutch is what the english made of it. Because Nederland was so hard to pronounce they made it Hollowland....wich becam Holland.

They thought it was Deutsh so they made a slang out of it . . Dutch.

OK Man, I'm not speaking Dutch on this board. I'm speaking English, no in fact, if you read it out loud, I'm speaking Brittish. But wait, you guys are Americans right? Wait, do Canadian people speak English too?

nikki99 03-17-2005 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rick Latona
The Netherlands is a kingdom. Holland is in the kingdom along with Aruba, Bonair and Curacao. They speak Dutch.

very nice ... :thumbsup

grumpy 03-17-2005 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ssp
OK Man, I'm not speaking Dutch on this board. I'm speaking English, no in fact, if you read it out loud, I'm speaking Brittish. But wait, you guys are Americans right? Wait, do Canadian people speak English too?


:eyecrazy

fusionx 03-17-2005 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rick Latona
That's a very famous name. De Beers was founded by the Dutch and they completely control the diamond trade. They don't have an office in the States because they'd be sued for anti-trust.

Maybe I've got an old great-great-great uncle somewhere who will put me in his diamond will :)

No clue if our line is any relation to the De Beers. Would be cool..

Thanks Rick

nikki99 03-17-2005 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grumpy
that holland is below sea level ( around 30 feet )

that means they have more pressure?

LowRider 03-17-2005 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ssp
Don't look at that Wikipedia link about "Holland". Yes, it's true that there are 2 of the 12 provinces in The Netherlands called "South-Holland" and "North-Holland", and combined they make "Holland", but that is NOT what ppl refer to when they talk about Holland. They refer to the country. Forget that province crap.

true... but anyways, I've found that if you have a question, and google can't answer it for you, then try http://wikipedia.org - more often than not, I get my answer.

ArkansasDave 03-17-2005 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rick Latona
Great Britain is the Island. England is the country.

Yes, along with Scottland and Wales

ssp 03-17-2005 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LowRider
true... but anyways, I've found that if you have a question, and google can't answer it for you, then try http://wikipedia.org - more often than not, I get my answer.

You're right. I wasn't saying don't look at Wikipedia. I was saying "don't look at that Wikipedia link about Holland". It's better to check out the Wikipedia link about The Netherlands.

God so much confusion in this thread. I think I forgot who I am now. :upsidedow

Dirty Dane 03-17-2005 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArkansasDave
Yes, along with Scottland and Wales

Wales is part of France

DutchTeenCash 03-17-2005 04:11 PM

gotta love us dutchies ;) Best way to learn bout it, is to jump on a plane and come visit the 200 sq miles :)

Rick Latona 03-17-2005 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArkansasDave
Yes, along with Scottland and Wales

I thought that was implied in my statement. :) You remember what happened last time we argued about history and geography. You got owned! :1orglaugh :winkwink:

DutchTeenCash 03-17-2005 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty Dane
Wales is part of France

1. youre dumb
2. youre posting to annoy

tell me which one is it ?

Fake Nick 03-17-2005 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rick Latona
That's a very famous name. De Beers was founded by the Dutch and they completely control the diamond trade. They don't have an office in the States because they'd be sued for anti-trust.


de beers is not the same as BEER ,


and even if his names was Beer dont make him related ;)

for example , my grandfather last name is Magnus , my grandmother Wagner ? ?

do I have very famous roots now ? ;) :error

Dirty Dane 03-17-2005 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thinkx
1. youre dumb
2. youre posting to annoy

tell me which one is it ?

They bought it on Ebay few days ago :winkwink:

Rick Latona 03-17-2005 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fake Nick
de beers is not the same as BEER ,


and even if his names was Beer dont make him related ;)

for example , my grandfather last name is Magnus , my grandmother Wagner ? ?

do I have very famous roots now ? ;) :error

Never let the truth get in the way of a good story. My answer was more interesting. ;)

Fake Nick 03-17-2005 04:15 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Wagner

my grandmother is from germany ;)

DutchTeenCash 03-17-2005 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty Dane
They bought it on Ebay few days ago :winkwink:

damn, well weve got some cities here in holland id love to sell as well :1orglaugh

DutchTeenCash 03-17-2005 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fake Nick
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Wagner

my grandmother is from germany ;)

he died of a heart attack in Venice now thats romantic :)


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