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Steen2 02-14-2005 10:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Sly
Considering UPS is a government owned business... um, yeh. Try again.

All of that stuff is totally trackable. Any dealer willing to send it has a screw loose. Any idea how many felonies that would be?
UPS is private.

seeric 02-14-2005 10:11 PM
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Originally Posted by chupacabra
that was my thought as well... again, i think its a stupid idea altogether but he's desperate, obviously has a prob w/ the stuff and cant find it locally... any tips on wrapping it? hehe, GFY once again proves a wealth of knowledge..!
1 this has gotta be the dumbest idea on the planet.

2 if he has an addiction and cant get it locally, how did he get addicted?




:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

pxxx 02-14-2005 10:15 PM
If it was here i could have gotten it foe him by just opening the celly. I think it is a stupid idea btw.

neewwman 02-14-2005 10:33 PM
Use a mule. Shove it up a girl's asshole and put her in a coach airline seat.

chupacabra 02-14-2005 11:17 PM
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Originally Posted by A1R3K
1 this has gotta be the dumbest idea on the planet.

2 if he has an addiction and cant get it locally, how did he get addicted?




:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
he's stuck out w/ family until april in Salt Lake city, and doesn't know anyone out there.

heh, i broke down and sent him a link to this thread, maybe reading this thread will bring him to his senses..

sake 02-15-2005 12:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Evil1
fucking amateurs.. ziplock, and a can of coffee and all will be fine.
:winkwink: hehe

sake 02-15-2005 12:56 AM
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Originally Posted by sonofsam
uhhh coffee is redflagged now....

its what happens when it starts a trend and everyone tries to use coffee to mask the smell of weed and kegs
dunno about the states, but it's easy to smuggle shit from canada to europe.. at least for me..

Danny Dukes 02-15-2005 01:00 AM
Oh man you guys are funny, I used to do this all the time. Look put the ball in a regular size 16oz of peanut butter, stick it all the way into the middle, seal the cap and package the peanut butter like a small gift, you can send it either UPS or Fedex, but send it next day air, there is a bigger chance, if any, that they wont catch it. Believe me I did this for many years and never got busted :thumbsup

chupacabra 02-15-2005 01:09 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Danny Dukes
Oh man you guys are funny, I used to do this all the time. Look put the ball in a regular size 16oz of peanut butter, stick it all the way into the middle, seal the cap and package the peanut butter like a small gift, you can send it either UPS or Fedex, but send it next day air, there is a bigger chance, if any, that they wont catch it. Believe me I did this for many years and never got busted :thumbsup
are you saying that sending it overnight via Fedex or UPS is going to give him a *bigger* chance of getting caught? i would have thought the shorter time in transit, the better... this is not so..?

sake 02-15-2005 01:10 AM
coffee's good for weed/hash cuz it kills the smell.. shampoo also works fine..

Danny Dukes 02-15-2005 01:11 AM
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Originally Posted by chupacabra
are you saying that sending it overnight via Fedex or UPS is going to give him a *bigger* chance getting caught? i would have thought the shorter time in transit, the better... this is not so..?
No, what I was saying is that he has a better chance of not getting caught if any. Sorry I worded it wrong :thumbsup

chupacabra 02-15-2005 01:16 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Danny Dukes
No, what I was saying is that he has a better chance of not getting caught if any. Sorry I worded it wrong :thumbsup
aha, makes more sense... well, he is still dead-set on doing this, even after reading this thread... any suggestion which carrier would be the best to go w/ for this task? obviously not USPS i assume, so between Fedex or UPS..?

Danny Dukes 02-15-2005 01:19 AM
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Originally Posted by chupacabra
aha, makes more sense... well, he is still dead-set on doing this, even after reading this thread... any suggestion which carrier would be the best to go w/ for this task? obviously not USPS i assume, so between Fedex or UPS..?
I would go UPS, but to be honest both will work. Good Luck
:thumbsup

Rui 02-15-2005 06:43 AM
Possible = yep
Stupid = alot

Note if you go tru with this don't put your address on the "sender" part lol

evildick 02-15-2005 06:48 AM
I can't believe anyone would attempt to ship that through the mail. Just insane. :helpme

polish_aristocrat 02-15-2005 06:50 AM
lol, ppl discussing such stuff on a public board

ytcracker 02-15-2005 06:55 AM
i love the fucking internet

free entertainment for life

Inde 02-15-2005 09:05 AM
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Originally Posted by viki
Vaseline is a bad idea. Mail officials check oily packages.
:1orglaugh instant classic

Lykos 02-15-2005 09:13 AM
heh,interesting:)

gangbangjoe 02-15-2005 09:16 AM
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Originally Posted by Ron Bennett
Just visited http://godrugyourself.com

Great site! :1orglaugh :pimp :upsidedow

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Kristian 02-15-2005 09:21 AM
Silly question to ask on a forum, as I'm sure you should know.

Assuming this is coca cola . . .

Wrap it in celephane...then put it in a baggy of expresso coffee grains...then install it inside something like a stuffed valenties teddy bear...then send by fedex.

real stupid tho because coke rots your teeth.

robfantasy 02-15-2005 09:42 AM
put it in the food dehydrator, sew it into some clothes


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