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Greg B 02-08-2005 05:45 PM

Money Tainted With Viruses? New Terrorism Tool?
 
http://kyw.com/Local%20News/local_story_028223622.html

I believe this story to a fucking T. Just now the feds are figuring this shit out?
It's about a seizure of dope money in Ohio and the cops got sick. Found out the shit was tainted with some sort of virus.

Every fucking year millions upon millions of people get infected with colds, flus etc. from MONEY. Paper and metal money are excellent conveyors of bacteria and viri.

Like DUH!

They'll hype this shit so that we'll finally be a cashless society and get bio-chips implanted on our heads or some shit.

TheJimmy 02-08-2005 05:46 PM

people seriously need to wash their hands more...

Ron Bennett 02-08-2005 05:52 PM

It's just hype ...

KYW (local to where I live) has done a lot of scare stories lately relating to bacteria/viruses in food, at health clubs, etc.

Most everyone it seems tries to tie terrorism to whatever they do ... why? ... because it helps their organization/mission, and more importantly to get more funding.

There has been numerous studies done over the years that have found the danger of money is relatively low compared to other common items people handle, such as door knobs.

Ron

TheGoldenChild 02-08-2005 05:59 PM

lest anyone forget it is "sweeps week"

Mike Okitch 02-08-2005 06:50 PM

Want your money to be virus free?

Send it to me...I will hmmmmmm...clean it

MetaMan 02-08-2005 06:52 PM

i dont believe anything i hear anymore, its all hyped bullshit,

just like a had a buddy tell me he lended some towelhead some change at a 7-11 and the paky was like "since you were so kind to me ill be kind to you, dont drink coke there will attacks against the pop companies"


HAHAHA crackheads everywhere thats the problem i would have slapped his towel off his head so fast if it was me.

sumphatpimp 02-08-2005 07:17 PM

As CBS 3?s Tamsen Fadal reports, the unit is trying to determine whether or not a virus was actually placed over money to protect the interest of the Russian mob.

In an exclusive investigation, CBS 3 has obtained documents detailing a bizarre criminal plot involving a virus, suspected drug money, and the Russian mob in Northeast Philadelphia.

Earlier this month, Pennsylvania State Troopers intercepted $250,000 dollars during a routine traffic stop. The alleged drug money, which had been sealed in plastic, was being driven from Columbus, Ohio to Northeast Philadelphia.




it seems the Russians don't like people fucking with their drug money.

12clicks 02-08-2005 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greg B

Every fucking year millions upon millions of people get infected with colds, flus etc. from MONEY. Paper and metal money are excellent conveyors of bacteria and viri.

anyone beyond a first grade level of education knows that viruses don't live very long on money.
but you go on and make a fool of yourself, its what idiots do.

Rob 02-08-2005 07:23 PM

Good thing that some people here are very far out of harms way. :1orglaugh

sickkittens 02-08-2005 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheJimmy
people seriously need to wash their hands more...

I have sanitizer with me at all times.
:winkwink:

Bex 02-08-2005 07:25 PM

Use credit cards.

FILTHYDOG 02-08-2005 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ron Bennett
It's just hype ...

Most everyone it seems tries to tie terrorism to whatever they do ... why? ... because it helps their organization/mission, and more importantly to get more funding.

Ron

I am really tired of hearing that word. I know the media likes to dramatize things as much as they can to get viewers but to claim everything is "terrorist" is very lame.

SmokeyTheBear 02-08-2005 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 12clicks
anyone beyond a first grade level of education knows that viruses don't live very long on money.
but you go on and make a fool of yourself, its what idiots do.


staph lives a long time on dry surfaces. its almost alaways on any human skin in some form

Doctor Dre 02-08-2005 07:52 PM

Another scare technique I guess .

SmokeyTheBear 02-08-2005 07:55 PM

oh and staph lives and feeds of dead skin . money is prob like a food cube for staph

12clicks 02-08-2005 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear
staph lives a long time on dry surfaces. its almost alaways on any human skin in some form

contrary to uneducated beliefs, human skin is not a dry surface.

SmokeyTheBear 02-08-2005 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 12clicks
contrary to uneducated beliefs, human skin is not a dry surface.


did i say it was ?? Learn how to read. That dot you see at the end of words is called a PERIOD , it seperates one set of words from another.

12clicks 02-08-2005 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear
oh and staph lives and feeds of dead skin . money is prob like a food cube for staph

yeah, did you know they are thinking of using dollar bills to cure burn victims via dollar bill/skin grafts?
once you get past the whole green skin thing, its pretty effective

UniversalPass Pete 02-08-2005 08:01 PM

WTF!!! :helpme I'm not even safe with my hands in my pockets :winkwink:

SmokeyTheBear 02-08-2005 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 12clicks
yeah, did you know they are thinking of using dollar bills to cure burn victims via dollar bill/skin grafts?
once you get past the whole green skin thing, its pretty effective


wow . keep me informed

12clicks 02-08-2005 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear
did i say it was ?? Learn how to read. That dot you see at the end of words is called a PERIOD , it seperates one set of words from another.

sadly, you are uneducated in what they probably in your day called "english" but in reality is more a syntax thing.

your period means nothing when you continue on in the same paragraph. but you keep swinging and missing, its what you're good at.

SmokeyTheBear 02-08-2005 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 12clicks
sadly, you are uneducated in what they probably in your day called "english" but in reality is more a syntax thing.

your period means nothing when you continue on in the same paragraph. but you keep swinging and missing, its what you're good at.


Ok keep trying to dodge the fact you made a mistake..

Anyone with half a brain could understand what i said. You obviously cant.

Just so you dont confuse your brain ill give you more detail

STAPH lives on human skin and in your nostrils almost always. It is one of the few basteria that can live extended periods on a dry surface

SmokeyTheBear 02-08-2005 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 12clicks
sadly, you are uneducated in what they probably in your day called "english" but in reality is more a syntax thing.

your period means nothing when you continue on in the same paragraph. but you keep swinging and missing, its what you're good at.


Hmm so period dont seperate words ?? ok then keep talking your not making youself any smarter

12clicks 02-08-2005 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear
Ok keep trying to dodge the fact you made a mistake..

Anyone with half a brain could understand what i said. You obviously cant.

Just so you dont confuse your brain ill give you more detail

STAPH lives on human skin and in your nostrils almost always. It is one of the few basteria that can live extended periods on a dry surface

please halfwit, produce your link stating that staph can live on money.
After all, you don't have the brains to call a dollar bill a food cube for staph so you should have a link handy.

I'll wait. :1orglaugh

12clicks 02-08-2005 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear
Hmm so period dont seperate words ?? ok then keep talking your not making youself any smarter

you're. a. halfwit.

look, there are three periods but I'll bet you still get the meaning. :1orglaugh

SmokeyTheBear 02-08-2005 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 12clicks
please halfwit, produce your link stating that staph can live on money.
After all, you don't have the brains to call a dollar bill a food cube for staph so you should have a link handy.

I'll wait. :1orglaugh


I didnt say they could im not a microbiologist. I'm just assuming that money is a fiber that contains both moisture and dead skin that it might be possible for staph to feed of it for some period of time.. I never said it was and i never said there was any links on it. You improperly read and responded to this thread twice. Why dont you produce me a link that says staph CANT live on dollar bills :)

SmokeyTheBear 02-08-2005 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 12clicks
you're. a. halfwit.

look, there are three periods but I'll bet you still get the meaning. :1orglaugh


Thats because i have a brain and use it , you obviously did not thats why you assumed i said skin was dry .. :1orglaugh Because you possibly failed "engrish"

SmokeyTheBear 02-08-2005 08:14 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Staphylococcus

"These bacteria can survive on dry surfaces increasing the chance of transmission"

Money is dry need i say more..

12clicks 02-08-2005 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear
I didnt say they could im not a microbiologist. I'm just assuming that money is a fiber that contains both moisture and dead skin that it might be possible for staph to feed of it for some period of time.. I never said it was and i never said there was any links on it. You improperly read and responded to this thread twice. Why dont you produce me a link that says staph CANT live on dollar bills :)

if you back peddal any faster, you'll break your neck. :1orglaugh

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear
staph lives a long time on dry surfaces. its almost alaways on any human skin in some form

well halfwit, since this post of yours came after my post stating viruses don't live very long on money, I figured you'd be more rthan just talking out of your ass.
Of course, having seen your other posts, I should have known. :1orglaugh

12clicks 02-08-2005 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Staphylococcus

"These bacteria can survive on dry surfaces increasing the chance of transmission"

Money is dry need i say more..

yeah, you do, halfwit.
The common cold lives on dry surfaces too for a time.
The uneducated like yourself, believe you'll catch a cold or an infection from money. Doctors and scientists, however, know better.

SmokeyTheBear 02-08-2005 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 12clicks
if you back peddal any faster, you'll break your neck. :1orglaugh



well halfwit, since this post of yours came after my post stating viruses don't live very long on money, I figured you'd be more rthan just talking out of your ass.
Of course, having seen your other posts, I should have known. :1orglaugh


Ok quarterwit, you obviously cant comprehend english very well can you..

You said virii dont live long on money i simply stated STAPH is one of the few bacteria that CAN live on dry surfaces such as MONEY , but money also contains a small amount of moisture, thus increasing the length it could live.. I know it makes your brain hurt to use it , but try it once in awhile before spewing crap

SmokeyTheBear 02-08-2005 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 12clicks
yeah, you do, halfwit.
The common cold lives on dry surfaces too for a time.
The uneducated like yourself, believe you'll catch a cold or an infection from money. Doctors and scientists, however, know better.


Again your lack of comprehension is amazing ..I never said anything about colds or flu's , You may have a problem with hallucinations :1orglaugh

12clicks 02-08-2005 08:20 PM

I'm amazed at how the common moron still comes into threads to attack me on trivial matters and still get in over their head.

12clicks 02-08-2005 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear
Again your lack of comprehension is amazing ..I never said anything about colds or flu's , You may have a problem with hallucinations :1orglaugh

oh look, you're winning. :1orglaugh

please halfwit, you're embarrassing yourself.

SmokeyTheBear 02-08-2005 08:22 PM

It really amazes me the stupidity of people who cant read or comprehend english.

Especially when its their native language. haha

SmokeyTheBear 02-08-2005 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 12clicks
oh look, you're winning. :1orglaugh

please halfwit, you're embarrassing yourself.


im embarrassing myself by you looking like an idiot :1orglaugh you really need some help :1orglaugh You have been proven wrong about 5 times in this thread but you continue to blather on like your making sense..

Try reading up this thread and see how much of a moron you are.

12clicks 02-08-2005 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear
im embarrassing myself by you looking like an idiot :1orglaugh you really need some help :1orglaugh You have been proven wrong about 5 times in this thread but you continue to blather on like your making sense..

Try reading up this thread and see how much of a moron you are.

hahaha, ok shut in. you're right. you CAN catch staph from money. :1orglaugh


just like all the other dopey statements you've made.
please, please come to a show (I'll pay your way) just so I can laugh in your face. :1orglaugh
in the real world, we know who the smart people are. pretending on a chat board will only get you so far. :1orglaugh

Vitasoy 02-08-2005 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bex
Use credit cards.

I do.. I rarely touch cash anymore :)

SmokeyTheBear 02-08-2005 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 12clicks
hahaha, ok shut in. you're right. you CAN catch staph from money. :1orglaugh


just like all the other dopey statements you've made.
please, please come to a show (I'll pay your way) just so I can laugh in your face. :1orglaugh
in the real world, we know who the smart people are. pretending on a chat board will only get you so far. :1orglaugh

By dopey statement do you mean facts backed up by links ( like i did and you didnt ) ?
All you have to do is read this thread t see how much of an idiot you are . I posted proof , you posted crap , and usually quoted the wrong person while doing it.

Its funny to watch you argue because you never have anything with substance , its just whining and drivel.

I merely pointed out that staph can live on dry surfaces and is one of the few bacteria that can live SUSTAINED period on a dry surface..

I actually pointed out some evidence, whereas 12clicks mc drivel could only argue and whine without actually saying anything.

I dont need to "look" smart !! you obviously seem the overwhelming desire to "not" look stupid, but you dont do a very good job.

Its nice that you hallucinate facts out of thin air as if they were said , but the problem is people who read this thread will wonder where these "facts" you quote come from. And when they get to the end of the thread and realise all you did was cry and whine and never actually posted any facts you look like the fool.

Although your ramblings might impress the noobs and anyone not willing to read to the end of a thread, if anyone cares to read the thread , they will have a very good laugh at your drivel.

12clicks 02-08-2005 08:36 PM

lets all sit around waiting for the staph/money break out to prove chokey right. :1orglaugh

Quickdraw 02-08-2005 08:36 PM

Just a couple links about bacteria, including staph, on money.

http://www.aidsinfobbs.org/articles/wallstj/98/012
http://www.fitnessmagazine.com/fitne...0303_germs.jsp

SmokeyTheBear 02-08-2005 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 12clicks
lets all sit around waiting for the staph/money break out to prove chokey right. :1orglaugh


lets all post random crap so we look cool like 12clicks mc drivel

12clicks 02-08-2005 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear
I merely pointed out that staph can live on dry surfaces and is one of the few bacteria that can live SUSTAINED period on a dry surface..

I actually pointed out some evidence,

you did, halfwhit?
please quote it. oh, and make "sustained" bold to really put me in my place :1orglaugh

SmokeyTheBear 02-08-2005 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quickdraw


no facts please 12clicks is trying to look cool and your ruining it for him..

BIGTYMER 02-08-2005 08:42 PM

Crazy read...

SmokeyTheBear 02-08-2005 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 12clicks
you did, halfwhit?
please quote it. oh, and make "sustained" bold to really put me in my place :1orglaugh


i already did post it , you must have missed it while bitching..

i didnt put quotes around sustained because i didnt quote that, i know it for a fact as my son got a staph infection..

12clicks 02-08-2005 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear
no facts please 12clicks is trying to look cool and your ruining it for him..

how long have we had money?
how long have we had staph?
where's the outbreak?

just like the silly assholes afraid of ashcroft, you fear what you're too dumb to understand. :1orglaugh

12clicks 02-08-2005 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear
i already did post it , you must have missed it while bitching..

i didnt put quotes around sustained because i didnt quote that, i know it for a fact as my son got a staph infection..

Translation: I didn't put quotes around "sustained" because I made that part up. (and threw my imaginary son in for effect) :1orglaugh

SmokeyTheBear 02-08-2005 08:49 PM

for those who want the real dope read this

http://66.102.7.104/search?q=cache:u...urface& hl=en

SmokeyTheBear 02-08-2005 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 12clicks
how long have we had money?
how long have we had staph?
where's the outbreak?

just like the silly assholes afraid of ashcroft, you fear what you're too dumb to understand. :1orglaugh

I never said it was i merely posted that staph can live on dry surfaces. And because you couldnt admit the FACTS , you had to bitch and make this thread as if i stated it as a fact that there was staph outbreaks on money ..

GET A GRIP YOU MORON. LEARN TO READ..


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