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BradShaw 01-17-2005 10:32 PM

How many bottles of Cristal do you buy a year?
 
My goal is to go through 100 this year. If they have it in Cancun, that should be no problem.

Already at about 30.

brand0n 01-17-2005 10:33 PM

a couple a year if that

C_U_Next_Tuesday 01-17-2005 10:34 PM

none... dont drink the shit.. leaves me with a headache.

Spunky 01-17-2005 10:34 PM

I hate the shit...so zero :pimp

shermo 01-17-2005 10:36 PM

I'd buy a bottle if only I could afford it. Hell. I don't even make enough yearly to require me to pay taxes!

MrIzzz 01-17-2005 10:36 PM

heineken is the only bottle i prefer. or maybe a case of southern comfort as well :Graucho

Illicit 01-17-2005 10:37 PM

I dont drink it that much... maybe 3 or 4

Dildozer 01-17-2005 10:38 PM

gives me massive heartburn, can't drink that shit

BradShaw 01-17-2005 10:40 PM

Gives me a headache, but it also makes my penis look so much bigger.

The Adult Broker 01-17-2005 10:40 PM

Drink lots of Cristal Light. :1orglaugh

TheMob 01-17-2005 10:40 PM

none, i buy budget cristal

BVF 01-17-2005 10:42 PM

none. My uppity father drinks that shit and it's hella nasty. Dom is nasty also but at least you get fucked up quick with Dom. Cristal does nothing but taste bad.

BradShaw 01-17-2005 10:43 PM

Dom is dry as fuck, Cristal is good. But I only drink it straight out of the bottle.

OzMan 01-17-2005 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrIzzz
heineken is the only bottle i prefer. or maybe a case of southern comfort as well :Graucho

heineken is my drink of choice also :thumbsup

irishfury 01-17-2005 10:45 PM

Not often

AaronM 01-17-2005 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spunky
I hate the shit...so zero :pimp


I kinda agree...Not that I hate it....It's just not my thing.

But then again, I'm not as refined as the host of this thread. :glugglug

SteveLightspeed 01-17-2005 10:49 PM

"Thurston Shaw the Third"

I prefer Bud Light. Does anyone else NOT CARE how many bottles of Cristal Brad buys this year? Jesus Brad, are you that insecure? Why don't you just post a copy of the receipts?


Steve Lightspeed

SmokeyTheBear 01-17-2005 10:54 PM

I like orange juice..

Rantan 01-17-2005 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shermsshack
I'd buy a bottle if only I could afford it. Hell. I don't even make enough yearly to require me to pay taxes!

how much do you make?( i believe at this point this question isnt insulting or rude)

cause i think here it's like 12k or something...

BitterPen 01-17-2005 10:58 PM

ZEROOOOOOOOOOO!!! I'd rather drink mixed drinks, myself. Cristal is yucky! I've had it once. BLECH!

BitterPen 01-17-2005 11:01 PM

http://www.grandwinecellar.com/detail.aspx?ID=441
$189.99 Is that Cheap?

shermo 01-17-2005 11:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rantan
how much do you make?( i believe at this point this question isnt insulting or rude)

cause i think here it's like 12k or something...

Only about $2,536 a year. Enough to pay for the roach hotel I live in with my toothless wife. It's a shame I can't even support my nonexistant crack habbit. We survive by whoring out my wife.
:(

chupachups 01-17-2005 11:02 PM

I dont like cristal.... Bollinger all the way...

AaronM 01-17-2005 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shermsshack
Only about $2,536 a year. Enough to pay for the roach hotel I live in with my toothless wife. It's a shame I can't even support my nonexistant crack habbit. We survive by whoring out my wife.
:(


Damn you wannabe crackhead newbies anyway. :1orglaugh

BradShaw 01-17-2005 11:06 PM

Do I need to post my amex statement like Sleazy to gain acceptance?

AaronM 01-17-2005 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradShaw
Do I need to post my amex statement like Sleazy to gain acceptance?


That might work...But WTF do you care what the GFY crowd cares about you?


Oh that's right.....You don't. :winkwink:

UniversalPassLorence 01-17-2005 11:20 PM

JW Blue Label, at least a dosen :thumbsup

BradShaw 01-17-2005 11:26 PM

Aaron, I am here to make friends, and peddle my software. BTW, one of the companies in your sig bought it today.

sharpx9 01-17-2005 11:30 PM

999,999,999.99

shermo 01-17-2005 11:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM
Damn you wannabe crackhead newbies anyway. :1orglaugh

Don't be hatin'! :mad:

th3g4me 01-17-2005 11:33 PM

canadian myst!!!

KRL 01-17-2005 11:49 PM

Dom

http://www.winecommune.com/

:thumbsup

$5 submissions 01-17-2005 11:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KRL

Great site :thumbsup

Easton 01-17-2005 11:51 PM

i wait for the (hopefully yearly) Cristal party :winkwink:

xNetworx 01-17-2005 11:54 PM

got a bottle of 96 chillin in the fridge... its gonna take 2 sets of brand new boobs in my bed for me to crack it open though :1orglaugh

Nismo 01-17-2005 11:55 PM

Boones Farm! Ain't nothing better.

kmanrox 01-17-2005 11:55 PM

are we supposed 2 be impressed? i piss cristal, and its overrated

rollinOn20s 01-17-2005 11:56 PM

None for me, but my bosses, buy at least 50+ a year.

SleazyDream 01-18-2005 12:01 AM

bubbly wine for prissy bitches.


real men drink this shit

http://www.hjorleifson.com/me/21.jpg


when you remove the cock out of your ass and act like a man try a shot brad. It' s ok if you have to water it down cause you can't handle it...

pornguy 01-18-2005 12:03 AM

cristal as "glass in spanish" or cristal as the champagne?
The last one, not even one a year. I rather drink Moet & Chandon, my favorite.

aeon 01-18-2005 12:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lightspeed
"Thurston Shaw the Third"

I prefer Bud Light. Does anyone else NOT CARE how many bottles of Cristal Brad buys this year? Jesus Brad, are you that insecure? Why don't you just post a copy of the receipts?


Steve Lightspeed

No shame in that. Every guy that's been been in college has consumed massive quantaties of bud & coors light.

A better question is "how many wives can someone buy?".

SleazyDream 01-18-2005 12:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradShaw
Do I need to post my amex statement like Sleazy to gain acceptance?

x-mas was expensive

http://www.hjorleifson.com/atlanta/amex.jpg

Yo Adrian 01-18-2005 12:17 AM

Me? Year to date... 0

X37375787 01-18-2005 12:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream

That's quite the funky last name. Swedish?

fl_prn_str 01-18-2005 12:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Adult Broker
Drink lots of Cristal Light. :1orglaugh


:1orglaugh :helpme :1orglaugh

brizzad 01-18-2005 12:21 AM

it all makes sense now

SleazyDream 01-18-2005 12:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Equinox
That's quite the funky last name. Swedish?


icelantic

Drake 01-18-2005 12:23 AM

Depends on how many bottles you share with me :upsidedow

Nicky 01-18-2005 12:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Equinox
That's quite the funky last name. Swedish?

In sweden our common names end with "son"
like svensson , andersson , johansson etc

edit: when I come to think about it, that name ended with "son" too :1orglaugh

SleazyDream 01-18-2005 12:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nicky
In sweden our common names end with "son"
like svensson , andersson , johansson etc

most norse countries are the same


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