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foolio 01-18-2005 12:32 AM

fiddy :warning

X37375787 01-18-2005 12:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nicky
In sweden our common names end with "son"
like svensson , andersson , johansson etc

edit: when I come to think about it, that name ended with "son" too :1orglaugh


duh - hence I asked. :)

pxxx 01-18-2005 12:43 AM

I have never drank it before, guess that makes me poor.

Young 01-18-2005 12:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kmanrox
are we supposed 2 be impressed? i piss cristal, and its overrated

Exactly what I was thinking. Cris is for posers who don't know anything about champagne and just want to look good.

You want good shit? Drink Veuve Clicquot. You'll look good and it will taste good.

PersianKitty 01-18-2005 01:06 AM

Someone jumped my case about using Dom Perignon to make a mimosa. Heck.. I have it, might as well drink it.

Don't like Cristal tho.

huey 01-18-2005 01:07 AM

We use it to waste on bimbo peelers at the Crazy Horse.

xclusive 01-18-2005 03:06 AM

I don't like it and I haven't had a drink in years but I used to drink mixed drinks a lot

Major (Tom) 01-18-2005 03:25 AM

Bought 3 for new years..


That was it..

In all honesty i cant tell the difference between that and moet.

Same with Johnnie Walker blue. We kicked a bottle of that at the Luxor steak house and I cant even tell the difference between that & Johnnie Red.
Duke

slavdogg 01-18-2005 03:37 AM

i got 3 bottles of cris just sitting here
and a bottle of Don
i dont drink this crap anymore, gives me headaches

slavdogg 01-18-2005 03:39 AM

when it comes to exotic alchy
i prefer icewine, i buy it wholesale at $1500/case

smack 01-18-2005 03:42 AM

champagne in general - 0 bottles per year.

whiskey - 4 to 5 bottles a month.

beer - 4 to 5 cases a month

rum/vodka - maybe 2 bottles per year of each

slavdogg 01-18-2005 03:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradShaw
Do I need to post my amex statement like Sleazy to gain acceptance?

Brad, if you wanna be cool like me ya gotta get amex black :2 cents:

nicchick 01-18-2005 03:46 AM

I had a "blind" Champagne tasting with a bunch of friends who are in the wine business over the holidays. The wines were-
Nicolas Feuillatte 1996 Grande Cuvee Palmes d'Or
Krug NV Grande Cuvee Brut
Perrier Jouet 1996 Fleur de Champagne
Taittinger 1995 Comtes de Champagne Blanc de Blanc
Dom Perignon 1996
1997 Louis Roederer Cristal

The Taittinger blew everything off the table - It was everyones #1 choice and Dom was a distant second. The Cristal was 4th.
It's a nice bottle of wine but if you know any serious people in the business,
they'll tell you that there is better out there.
It's like Dom was 15 years ago - A big name with the public but the real professionals know that a lot of it is hype.

Digipimp 01-18-2005 03:49 AM

i thought only rappers bragged about how much cris they had

slavdogg 01-18-2005 03:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Digipimp
i thought only rappers bragged about how much cris they had

brad is a rapper, he busts rhymes sitting on the crapper

Bake 01-18-2005 04:10 AM

Never had it so I cant tell you but living in Aussie you can sure buy some great wines much cheaper here than over there

PersianKitty 01-18-2005 04:34 AM

I'm just diggin for a decent price on a bottle of Hennessy Timeless

Napolean 01-18-2005 04:39 AM

im totally content with my kamchadka and orange juice, and it doesnt cost a fraction of the price of cristal... and probably gets you hammered easier too :)

Digipimp 01-18-2005 05:17 AM

sure sounds like a lot of people drink something because it's expensive not because it tastes good. i'm happy with a nice diet cherry vanilla dr pepper. if i'm feeling really pimp, maybe a cherry limeade from sonic.

quiet 01-18-2005 05:19 AM

see sig...

Dalai lama 01-18-2005 05:19 AM

couple a year.

acctman 01-18-2005 05:23 AM

you can buy empty bottles of Cristal on ebay and just fill it with your own favorite drink of choice.

p.s. cristal taste nasty... people just buy and drink that stuff just to be cool. pdiddy started that whole cristal buying trend

Digipimp 01-18-2005 05:30 AM

fruit flavored malt liquor for my hoes, we call that st ides special brew

LouisRoederer 01-18-2005 06:08 AM

I do not buy any. But, I thank you for all that you buy for I own the company.

And you would not believe the tail it gets me. I trust it gets you some fine ass, too!

Pain grillé,
L.Roederer

Ross 01-18-2005 07:07 AM

Fuck Cristal or any other Champagne. Vodka's where the fun is :)

Oh and you can't beat a nice Scotch Whiskey when you're really drunk!

DEA - banned for life 01-18-2005 07:12 AM

that shit is for pussies :1orglaugh :thumbsup

hova 01-18-2005 07:13 AM

Cristal is so overrated, damn dude buy some real good champagne

Nylz 01-18-2005 07:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy
cristal as "glass in spanish" or cristal as the champagne?
The last one, not even one a year. I rather drink Moet & Chandon, my favorite.

Moet & Chandon Nectar Imperial :thumbsup

Nylz 01-18-2005 07:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DukeSkywalker
Same with Johnnie Walker blue. We kicked a bottle of that at the Luxor steak house and I cant even tell the difference between that & Johnnie Red.
Duke

:helpme

I've never had blue, but I know red tastes like shit (imho), and I also know black is a lot smoother than red..

this kinda scares me to try blue :(

Nylz 01-18-2005 07:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nicky
In sweden our common names end with "son"
like svensson , andersson , johansson etc

Same goes for Denmark..

My mother's maiden name is Pehrson..

damn, I wish my dad was Danish, I'd love to sport a Scandinavian name like that :pimp

MaDalton 01-18-2005 07:27 AM

cristal is overrated crap and mostly just sold in the US to people that are dumb enough to throw out there money for that. :2 cents:

a nice bottle of wine and a good single malt whisky should do it

Jace 01-18-2005 07:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Young
You want good shit? Drink Veuve Clicquot. You'll look good and it will taste good.

you got that right, best shit on the market when it comes to champagne

and to answer your question brad, i have bought no bottle of cristal this year, but I am on my 3rd bottle of Bush Mills

EyesWideShut 01-18-2005 07:36 AM

I'm gonna celebrate my first big paycheck with a bottle of Johnnie Walker Blue. I'm not even pimp enough to get gold, and blue is way out of my league so I have to settle for black. I don't stoop to red though because it tastes like piss on fire. Sure I would be able to get a bottle of blue if I wanted to act like a pimp, but instead I invest my money instead of wasting a months pay on a bottle of alcohol :1orglaugh Big difference between acting like a pimp and being a pimp :2 cents:

stev0 01-18-2005 07:48 AM

I'd rather have a 6-pack of beer :2 cents: :thumbsup

BVF 01-18-2005 08:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nylz
:helpme

I've never had blue, but I know red tastes like shit (imho), and I also know black is a lot smoother than red..

this kinda scares me to try blue :(

Blue isn't too far of a jump in taste from black to warrant the price. Even the red is smooth for a liquor in my opinion...It's a lot easier to drink than Brandy.

Corleone 01-18-2005 08:18 AM

last year I bought 0 ;) maybe I'll buy a bottle in 2005

DutchTeenCash 01-18-2005 08:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream
bubbly wine for prissy bitches.


real men drink this shit

http://www.hjorleifson.com/me/21.jpg


when you remove the cock out of your ass and act like a man try a shot brad. It' s ok if you have to water it down cause you can't handle it...

aaaaah glen :) the first i drank memories... nice nice nothing beats a single malt

TheEbonyFelony 01-18-2005 08:27 AM

cris is nasty

The Bootyologist 01-18-2005 08:32 AM

zero bottles

sickkittens 01-18-2005 08:36 AM

Is it cool to buy Cristal or something?

BradShaw 01-18-2005 08:56 AM

I have an old school black amex. Spray paint works great.

ricks 01-18-2005 09:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream
bubbly wine for prissy bitches.


real men drink this shit

http://www.hjorleifson.com/me/21.jpg


when you remove the cock out of your ass and act like a man try a shot brad. It' s ok if you have to water it down cause you can't handle it...

agreed :thumbsup

Kemist 01-18-2005 09:21 AM

Dont drink it! Prefer a good lager such as Stella Artois

Marcus Aurelius 01-18-2005 09:23 AM

20-30k. but then again...im trying to cut back, you know how it its..hehe I build fires with poor children and 100 dollar bills also. goddamn im cool. (/SARCASM)

Ross 01-18-2005 09:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kemist
Dont drink it! Prefer a good lager such as Stella Artois

When my friend has too much Stella he tends to walk away and leave everyone. Next day you call him and he says went for a Beef Curry and a taxi home :1orglaugh

Crazy stuff.

Peaches 01-18-2005 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Digipimp
if i'm feeling really pimp, maybe a cherry limeade from sonic.

NOW we're talkin'! YUM!!

I'm a chick - never bought a bottle of champagne in my life. :thumbsup

Chris Malais 01-18-2005 09:44 AM

NORSE VIKING MELODO DEATH METAL is the only thing that comes to mind when reading this thread.

feN 01-18-2005 09:46 AM

I prefer whiskey, wodka and beer

Methodcash Rick 01-18-2005 09:48 AM

I have absolutely 0 bottles per year...

I've got better things to spend my money on, like a good Scotch

CrazyNakedChick 01-18-2005 09:53 AM

after many years i have found status symbols are usually the hollow trophies of insecure people. it's a fucking beverage for crying out loud.

a suggestion: spend $30 on a bottle of Absolut and spend the rest on giant bags of dog food. take said dog food and donate to local animal shelter = impress the panties right off of any chick worth having for more than one night.


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