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Thomas van de Koch 01-15-2005 08:22 AM

I need the attention of THE HUNS --> please read this thread...
 
I have three friends in this industry, including one player.
The player told me that to succeed in the online adult entertainment industry, you need to be agressive and use pop up windows, download requests and exit consoles.

If The Huns decided to be more agressive, he would make more money with the same effort.

I would like to suggest to The Huns to load a small window to every surfer who visits his site on the weekend.
The window would say: "do you like sea animals - yes or no?".
If the surfer clicks on "yes", he would be redirected to my website and I would pay to The Huns 2 dollars for every second page click through.

Please tell me honestly if this idea can revolutionize the way of doing business on the internets in 2005?

If The Huns reads this thread - please post in this thread your mobile phone number, so that I can call you in the evening.


thank you for your cooperation :)


Thomas
-------
CEO of Sea Animals.com
email: dekoch at gmail.com

Basic_man 01-15-2005 08:24 AM

That's the ... WORST idea I've seen in YEARS !!!!

Ray@TastyDollars 01-15-2005 08:24 AM

:1orglaugh :helpme

Harmon 01-15-2005 08:25 AM

Click my shit :1orglaugh

BarneyRubble 01-15-2005 08:29 AM

Getting my sig in here early :pimp

Johny Traffic 01-15-2005 08:29 AM

whos fake nick is this?

plyndrty 01-15-2005 08:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Johny Traffic
whos fake nick is this?

I have no idea but is sounds like a JUICY idea :thumbsup :1orglaugh

redguy 01-15-2005 08:31 AM

I'm a n00b and I even I know that's fucking lame :1orglaugh

Juicy D. Links 01-15-2005 08:32 AM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Juicy D. Links 01-15-2005 08:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by plyndrty
I have no idea but is sounds like a JUICY idea :thumbsup :1orglaugh

not me :mad: :mad: :mad:

Johny Traffic 01-15-2005 08:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redguy
I'm a n00b and I even I know that's fucking lame :1orglaugh

more of a n00b than you know :winkwink:

Buddah00 01-15-2005 08:35 AM

GREAT idea I am sure he will go for it :Oh crap :helpme

swedguy 01-15-2005 08:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Johny Traffic
whos fake nick is this?

It's that anooying turd who has been around for pretty long time. Banned couple of times... but I can't remember his original name.
Let me see if I can dig it up.

swedguy 01-15-2005 08:38 AM

Hmmm, my bad. It's probably not him.

plyndrty 01-15-2005 08:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links
not me :mad: :mad: :mad:

Sorry Juicy, I was really talking about the idea in an ass hole way lol...

xato 01-15-2005 08:40 AM

lol thomas you rock

BarneyRubble 01-15-2005 08:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by swedguy
It's that anooying turd who has been around for pretty long time. Banned couple of times... but I can't remember his original name.
Let me see if I can dig it up.

AaronM ? :Oh crap

69pornlinks 01-15-2005 08:43 AM

:1orglaugh what a fruit

swedguy 01-15-2005 08:50 AM

Labret was the guy I was thinking of.

Sarah - GTS 01-15-2005 08:57 AM

sea animals??? honestly if this guy is not joking he has serious mental issues

felipeav 01-15-2005 09:15 AM

Holly shit, i found that a very bad ideia. And for sure the hun won't accept it

swedguy 01-15-2005 09:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by felipeav
Holly shit, i found that a very bad ideia. And for sure the hun won't accept it

You really think so?

Fucksakes 01-15-2005 09:31 AM

low sig placement, what a moron.

wyldblyss 01-15-2005 09:31 AM

This has to be fake. For one, there is no website seaanimals.com Secondly it isn't even half believable. Who in the hell would even request a cell phone number be posted on GFY of all places!

Thirdly, and most importantly it is THE HUN not The Huns

candyflip 01-15-2005 09:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wyldblyss
This has to be fake. For one, there is no website seaanimals.com Secondly it isn't even half believable. Who in the hell would even request a cell phone number be posted on GFY of all places!

Thirdly, and most importantly it is THE HUN not The Huns

Well...duh.

prezzz 01-15-2005 09:45 AM

I don't think The Hun would agree... SeaAnimals DIALER on their main page is a different thing, though, and it might work :banana :jerkoff

Harmon 01-15-2005 09:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wyldblyss
This has to be fake.

Ya think? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Pleasurepays 01-15-2005 09:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wyldblyss
This has to be fake. For one, there is no website seaanimals.com Secondly it isn't even half believable. Who in the hell would even request a cell phone number be posted on GFY of all places!

Thirdly, and most importantly it is THE HUN not The Huns


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

i really hope you are an 18 year old chick, with nice tits and a tight body... because only then would you stand a chance in life.

Relish XXX 01-15-2005 09:52 AM

Thomas I am surprised you have time to contact the hun with you being at the opera so much?

opflix 01-15-2005 09:57 AM

entertaining but stupid





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Axeman 01-15-2005 09:57 AM

I love sea animals!! Get in touch with me man!

Aric 01-15-2005 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pleasurepays
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

i really hope you are an 18 year old chick, with nice tits and a tight body... because only then would you stand a chance in life.

She got you to reply didn't she?
:pimp

smashface 01-15-2005 10:26 AM

Dear Thomas,

I have a friend who may be able to help you. Her name is Berniece Adacha, widow to the late General Sanni Adacha of Nigeria. Her husband was killed in Nigeria for doing secret research on sea animals.

He was able to hide 9.89 million US Dollars for continued research into sea animals but he can't get it out of the Nigeria bank account where it is located.

It sounds like it has the potential for a long-lasting and positive relationship. I will ask her to contact you quickly.

macker 01-15-2005 10:30 AM

Very entertaining, thank you for the laugh :)

skillfull 01-15-2005 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smashface
Dear Thomas,

I have a friend who may be able to help you. Her name is Berniece Adacha, widow to the late General Sanni Adacha of Nigeria. Her husband was killed in Nigeria for doing secret research on sea animals.

He was able to hide 9.89 million US Dollars for continued research into sea animals but he can't get it out of the Nigeria bank account where it is located.

It sounds like it has the potential for a long-lasting and positive relationship. I will ask her to contact you quickly.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

xxxdesign-net 01-15-2005 10:59 AM

Sea animals convert like a MOTHERFUKER...!!!! Its new , original and fucking kinky if you ask me! Thomas did let me beta test his site... and I did a killing on Sleazydream!

SomeCreep 01-15-2005 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thomas van de Koch
I would like to suggest to The Huns to load a small window to every surfer who visits his site on the weekend.

If The Huns reads this thread - please post in this thread your mobile phone number, so that I can call you in the evening.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Alex 01-15-2005 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Basic_man
That's the ... WORST idea I've seen in YEARS !!!!

$2 per second page click is really good, that is if it was real.

Thomas van de Koch 01-16-2005 05:01 AM

Sir,
Quote:

Originally Posted by swedguy
Labret was the guy I was thinking of.

I work closely with Labrets.
But that's not me.

thanks,


Thomas

pussyluver 01-16-2005 06:34 AM

Kinda looks like thehun owns thehuns. Think he'd redirect the domain....

Thehuns.com

Registrar Name....: Register.com
Registrar Whois...: whois.register.com
Registrar Homepage: http://www.register.com

Domain Name: thehuns.com

Created on..............: 22 Oct 1997 00:00:00
Expires on..............: 21 Oct 2005 00:00:00

Registrant Info:
West Coast Entertainment, Inc.
West Coast Entertainment Inc
2760-7 Tapo Canyon Rd. #139
Simi Valley, CA 93063
US
Phone: +31 900288793
Fax..: +31 207501742
Email: [email protected]

Administrative Info:
- Versatel Nederland BV -
Vuurwerk Internet
Hullenberg 101
Amsterdam ZO, 1101 CL
NL
Phone: +31.207501611
Fax..: +31.207501612
Email: [email protected]

Technical Info:
Versatel Nederland BV
Vuurwerk Internet
Hullenbergweg 101
Amsterdam, NH 1101 CL
NL
Phone: +31 (0)900-2888793
Fax..: +31 20 750 1742
Email: [email protected]

Billing Info:
Vuurwerk Internet
Arno Kensen
Hullenbergweg 101
Amsterdam, NH 1101CL
NL
Phone: +31 900288793
Fax..: +31 207501742
Email: [email protected]

Status: Locked

Domain servers in listed order:

ns.vuurwerk.nl
ns2.vuurwerk.net
ns3.vuurwerk.net


-----
Thehun.com

Registrar Name....: Register.com
Registrar Whois...: whois.register.com
Registrar Homepage: http://www.register.com

Domain Name: thehun.com

Created on..............: 11 Dec 1996 10:00:00
Expires on..............: 10 Dec 2008 10:00:00

Registrant Info:
The Hun Yellow Pages
The Hun Yellow Pages The Hun Yellow Pages
Postbus 66, Wervershoof, NL 1693 ZH, NL
Amsterdam, NH
NL
Phone: +31 900288793
Fax..: +31 207501742
Email: [email protected]

Administrative Info:
- Versatel Nederland BV -
Vuurwerk Internet
Hullenberg 101
Amsterdam ZO, 1101 CL
NL
Phone: +31.207501611
Fax..: +31.207501612
Email: [email protected]

Technical Info:
Versatel Nederland BV
Vuurwerk Internet
Hullenbergweg 101
Amsterdam, NH 1101 CL
NL
Phone: +31 (0)900-2888793
Fax..: +31 20 750 1742
Email: [email protected]

Billing Info:
Vuurwerk Internet BV
Arno Kensen
Hullenbergweg 101
Amsterdam, NH 1101CL
NL
Phone: +31 900288793
Fax..: +31 207501742
Email: [email protected]

Status: Locked

Domain servers in listed order:

ns.vuurwerk.nl
ns2.vuurwerk.nl
ns3.vuurwerk.net


thehun.net is the same

MaDalton 01-16-2005 06:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pleasurepays
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

i really hope you are an 18 year old chick, with nice tits and a tight body... because only then would you stand a chance in life.

true :helpme

Violetta 01-16-2005 07:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Basic_man
That's the ... WORST idea I've seen in YEARS !!!!

Lol....!! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Satisfaction 01-16-2005 07:42 AM

lol, thanks for the laugh dude.

nico-t 01-16-2005 08:57 AM

haha... nice thread...

Thomas van de Koch 01-17-2005 02:40 AM

Sir,
Quote:

Originally Posted by smashface
Dear Thomas,

I have a friend who may be able to help you. Her name is Berniece Adacha, widow to the late General Sanni Adacha of Nigeria. Her husband was killed in Nigeria for doing secret research on sea animals.

He was able to hide 9.89 million US Dollars for continued research into sea animals but he can't get it out of the Nigeria bank account where it is located.

It sounds like it has the potential for a long-lasting and positive relationship. I will ask her to contact you quickly.

I am interested.
My email is dekoch at gmail.com

thanks for your cooperation,


Thomas

Daen 01-17-2005 03:18 AM

I once saw a jelly fish at the beach...but it was dead. :(

pushpills 01-17-2005 03:27 AM

I have tons of sea animal traffic, please contact me, icq below.

flashfreak 01-17-2005 04:37 AM

hahahaha.. this is thread is so retarded...

Nicky 01-17-2005 04:55 AM

LOL this thread is awesome im sure The Hun will find it very hard to turn this offer down :1orglaugh

Goose 01-17-2005 04:58 AM

lol I like crazy ideas, but this one is terrible :)


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