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JimmiDean 01-17-2005 04:58 AM

you have got to be kiding ?

Wiggles 01-17-2005 06:30 AM

what a stupid idea, lets plague his traffic with crap, then people will really come back, dumbass.

Thomas van de Koch 01-19-2005 04:04 AM

Sir,
Quote:

Originally Posted by Wiggles
what a stupid idea, lets plague his traffic with crap, then people will really come back, dumbass.

2 dollars per click through might be worth losing some visitors even to Mr Huns.

respectfully,


Thomas

evanmorgan 01-19-2005 04:12 AM

hahahahahaha

Danielle 01-19-2005 04:38 AM

Oh my! LOL! :)

Hugs,
Danielle

polish_aristocrat 01-19-2005 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wiggles
what a stupid idea, lets plague his traffic with crap, then people will really come back, dumbass.

:1orglaugh

swedguy 01-19-2005 01:33 PM

If you deal with Manatee's, I'd like to make a deal with you. 100k clicked traffic for 1 Manatee. Ok?

tranza 01-19-2005 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harmon
Click my shit :1orglaugh

WOW!! Your sig rocks!!!

Thomas van de Koch 01-24-2005 08:26 AM

Still looking for The Huns....

thanks for your understanding,


Thomas

Thomas van de Koch 02-08-2005 05:22 AM

Sir,
Quote:

Originally Posted by swedguy
If you deal with Manatee's, I'd like to make a deal with you. 100k clicked traffic for 1 Manatee. Ok?

I own some of them

http://www.cameraclik.com/Manatee-IMG_7632.jpg


Are you buying or selling?

thanks,


Thomas van de Koch

polish_aristocrat 02-08-2005 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thomas van de Koch
Sir,

I own some of them

http://www.cameraclik.com/Manatee-IMG_7632.jpg


Are you buying or selling?

thanks,


Thomas van de Koch

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

DraX 02-08-2005 11:14 AM

ROFL :1orglaugh

polish_aristocrat 04-13-2005 05:48 AM

I guess this idea didn't work :(

haven't seen sea animals ads on thehun on the weekends

wjxxx 04-13-2005 05:55 AM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Pretty_Lara 04-13-2005 06:17 AM

hehe waiting the hun's answer...

lucwylder 04-13-2005 06:35 AM

Nice try
 
You can't blame a guy for trying.

RobD 04-13-2005 07:31 AM

LOL :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Satisfaction 04-13-2005 07:46 AM

ahh a great laugh i had.. lol

Paparazzi 04-13-2005 08:00 AM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup

Twe Russ 04-13-2005 08:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redguy
I'm a n00b and I even I know that's fucking lame :1orglaugh

Classic. +2 cool points for you.

Thomas van de Koch 06-04-2005 05:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pretty_Lara
hehe waiting the hun's answer...

same here :(

respectfully,


Thomas

jimmyf 06-04-2005 05:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Basic_man
That's the ... WORST idea I've seen in YEARS !!!!

:1orglaugh just think thehun sends 100,000 hits to your gallery, with the pop-up it would be at least 500,000 thats 1 million PER day :1orglaugh at $2.00 ea

jimmyf 06-04-2005 06:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by swedguy
Labret was the guy I was thinking of.

Labret is smart this person is stupid..

opflix 06-04-2005 07:46 AM

man... the hun should reply 2 this shit just 4 shits & giggles :evil-laug




..

tradermcduck 06-04-2005 07:54 AM

good old thread :1orglaugh

ddfGandalf 06-04-2005 09:19 AM

you are quite desperate on those sea animals, aint ya?

Ramos 06-04-2005 09:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smashface
Dear Thomas,

I have a friend who may be able to help you. Her name is Berniece Adacha, widow to the late General Sanni Adacha of Nigeria. Her husband was killed in Nigeria for doing secret research on sea animals.

He was able to hide 9.89 million US Dollars for continued research into sea animals but he can't get it out of the Nigeria bank account where it is located.

It sounds like it has the potential for a long-lasting and positive relationship. I will ask her to contact you quickly.

LMAO...
http://ramos.adult.com/bananaramos.gif

polle54 06-04-2005 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thomas van de Koch
I have three friends in this industry, including one player.
The player told me that to succeed in the online adult entertainment industry, you need to be agressive and use pop up windows, download requests and exit consoles.

If The Huns decided to be more agressive, he would make more money with the same effort.

I would like to suggest to The Huns to load a small window to every surfer who visits his site on the weekend.
The window would say: "do you like sea animals - yes or no?".
If the surfer clicks on "yes", he would be redirected to my website and I would pay to The Huns 2 dollars for every second page click through.

Please tell me honestly if this idea can revolutionize the way of doing business on the internets in 2005?

If The Huns reads this thread - please post in this thread your mobile phone number, so that I can call you in the evening.


thank you for your cooperation :)


Thomas
-------
CEO of Sea Animals.com
email: dekoch at gmail.com


hahahahahahahaha

I hope your fucking joking man why the fuck do you think the hun is so big???????
It's god damn clean in contrast to everything else in this buiss.....

Stupid stupid stupid...

FreeOnes 06-04-2005 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thomas van de Koch
I would like to suggest to The Huns to load a small window to every surfer who visits his site on the weekend.
The window would say: "do you like sea animals - yes or no?".

Thomas
-------
CEO of Sea Animals.com
email: dekoch at gmail.com


You all should read better!
It's only meant for the weekends! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

polle54 06-04-2005 10:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lucwylder
You can't blame a guy for trying.

yes you can

this should always apply:

1. Think
2. Act

clearly he left out no. 1 or he might just don't know crap about this industry.

nico-t 06-04-2005 10:07 AM

sea animals is the future

taibo 06-04-2005 10:08 AM

see sig =)

Tuga 06-04-2005 10:12 AM

This thread is gold!

wallst 06-04-2005 10:27 AM

i'd like to add that you've got a great idea running there. you'r next step should be to apply both accounting and statistics to find out if the two dollar variable expense is cost efficient.

thats a lot of bread per second click through.

pxxx 06-04-2005 10:31 AM

Looks like it doesn't get any worse than this.

Donny 06-04-2005 10:31 AM

i've been sending traffic to thomas and am astounded at the conversions. I'm getting a 2:1 ratio. People like his stuff so much they buy at least 2 memberships each so they have one to share with their parents. Amazing!

xXxtreme2005 06-04-2005 10:44 AM

Stupid IDEA!

Donny 06-04-2005 10:46 AM

see sig, on the left side

VVV

polle54 06-04-2005 10:57 AM

Tomas can I please get an url to your sea animal site, I am gettin a little curious :)

panchodog's izzy 06-04-2005 10:59 AM

http://www.cameraclik.com/Manatee-IMG_7632.jpg

Mr. Koch, we'll need to see some ID and release forms on that Manatee, please.


:winkwink:

feN 06-04-2005 11:15 AM

hehheehee

GatorB 06-04-2005 11:28 AM

Hmmmm
Registrant:
Keebler Foods Company
Information Services
One Hollow Tree Lane .
Elmhurst, IL 60126
US
Email: [email protected]

Registrar Name....: REGISTER.COM, INC.
Registrar Whois...: whois.register.com
Registrar Homepage: www.register.com

Domain Name: seaanimals.com

Created on..............: Fri, Jun 26, 1998
Expires on..............: Sat, Jun 25, 2005
Record last updated on..: Fri, Nov 12, 2004

Administrative Contact:
Keebler Foods Company
Sharon Russell
721 Larch .
Elmhurst, IL 60126
US
Phone: 001-630-7823297
Email: [email protected]

Technical Contact:
Global Network Management Center
AT&T DNS Services
1111 Woodsmill Dr. .
Town and Country, MO 63017
US
Phone: 001-636-5195708
Email: [email protected]

bDok 06-04-2005 01:09 PM

jeeeez.

:error :error :error :error

:1orglaugh

B :pimp

polish_aristocrat 06-04-2005 03:04 PM

good luck with your business plans

FilthyRob 06-04-2005 03:23 PM

what a briliant idea.... NOT

GatorB 06-04-2005 03:50 PM

So if I order some Manatee filets, how big are they and exactly how do you cook them? Specifically for a grill.

xXxtreme2005 06-04-2005 03:51 PM

I want fillet!

pimplink 06-04-2005 05:27 PM

LOL

fucking classic thread

nico-t 06-04-2005 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GatorB
Hmmmm
Registrant:
Keebler Foods Company
Information Services
One Hollow Tree Lane .
Elmhurst, IL 60126
US
Email: [email protected]

Registrar Name....: REGISTER.COM, INC.
Registrar Whois...: whois.register.com
Registrar Homepage: www.register.com

Domain Name: seaanimals.com

Created on..............: Fri, Jun 26, 1998
Expires on..............: Sat, Jun 25, 2005
Record last updated on..: Fri, Nov 12, 2004

Administrative Contact:
Keebler Foods Company
Sharon Russell
721 Larch .
Elmhurst, IL 60126
US
Phone: 001-630-7823297
Email: [email protected]

Technical Contact:
Global Network Management Center
AT&T DNS Services
1111 Woodsmill Dr. .
Town and Country, MO 63017
US
Phone: 001-636-5195708
Email: [email protected]

20 days and that million dollar domain is MINE!

GatorB 06-04-2005 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nico-t
20 days and that million dollar domain is MINE!

You know people get 45 days afterwards to renew. At least with some registrars I know of.


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