post a good quote
 

sometimes you need to step on the heads of those below you,to kiss the ass of those above you

"I mean what I say, I say what I mean, and I do what I say."

BVF

mmmmm... beer.


Homer Simpson

Respect is an action. Not an act. :thumbsup

xoxo,

Candice :)

The height of cultivation runs to simplicity. Halfway cultivation runs to ornamentation.

Slicing Truth Into Peoples Wrists With Contraband Razor Blades!

- Benjamin Franklin

Not sure about the accuracy of that llast quote, but I've seen it enough times to go with it ;)

:winkwink:

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman"
-Bill Clinton

"Expect nothing, but expect the unexpected"
-Hyu El

Here are some famous quotes I think are funny

"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home."
- Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977

"I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter."
- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)

"If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars."
- J. Paul Getty (1892-1976)

"I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters."
- Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)

"The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting."
- Gloria Leonard

"Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work."
- Robert Orben

Very nice :thumbsup

"In the poker game of life, women are the fucking rake!"

Worm - Rounders

"god is dead"
Nietzsche

"I found out that money's the most important thing in the world, and I don't intend ever to be without it again." ~ Scarlett O'Hara




Ivy

"In life, it's all about the journeys, not the final stops."

"If you start to take Vienna ? take Vienna." - Napoleon

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood - Oscar Wilde

"If you are not going to heaven, why miss it by an inch?"

stolen from a..... sig on here

Another day another dollar.

Sam Kinnison

All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break them for no one. You understand? - Scarface / Tony Montana / Al Pachino

The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness. ~John Kenneth Galbraith


The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too. ~Oscar Levant

I use to love that one