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TheEbonyFelony · 12-02-2004, 02:38 PM

sometimes you need to step on the heads of those below you,to kiss the ass of those above you

BVF · 12-02-2004, 02:39 PM

"I mean what I say, I say what I mean, and I do what I say."

BVF

Wolfy · 12-02-2004, 02:40 PM

mmmmm... beer.

Homer Simpson

smack · 12-02-2004, 02:40 PM

Quote:

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Hunter S. Thompson

Candice · 12-02-2004, 02:41 PM

Respect is an action. Not an act.

xoxo,

Candice

Nismo · 12-02-2004, 02:50 PM

The height of cultivation runs to simplicity. Halfway cultivation runs to ornamentation.

Casino Bills · 12-02-2004, 02:50 PM

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Wolfy · 12-02-2004, 03:01 PM

Quote:

"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.

Jack Handy

Wolfy · 12-02-2004, 03:01 PM

Quote:

"Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.

Henry Lawson

Wolfy · 12-02-2004, 03:02 PM

Quote:

"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."

Ernest Hemingway

Wolfy · 12-02-2004, 03:02 PM

Quote:

"Work is the curse of the drinking class."

Oscar Wilde

Wolfy · 12-02-2004, 03:04 PM

Quote:

"Fill with mingled cream and amber, I will drain that glass again.
Such hilarious visions clamber Through the chambers of my brain.
Quaintest thoughts--queerest fancies, Come to life and fade away:
What care I how time advances? I am drinking ale today.

Edgar Allan Poe

Wolfy · 12-02-2004, 03:05 PM

Quote:

"I have taken more good from alcohol than alcohol has taken for me."

Winston Churchill

Gabriel · 12-02-2004, 03:06 PM

Quote:

Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.

- Benjamin Franklin

Wolfy · 12-02-2004, 03:06 PM

Quote:

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."

Benjamin Franklin

Not sure about the accuracy of that llast quote, but I've seen it enough times to go with it ;)

Wolfy · 12-02-2004, 03:09 PM

Quote:

"Whiskey's too rough,
Champagne costs too much,
Vodka puts my mouth in gear.
I hope this refrain,
Will help me explain,
As a matter of fact,
I like beer."

Tom T Hall

Wolfy · 12-02-2004, 03:10 PM

Quote:

"My friends call me a "light" drinker....... as soon as it's light outside, I'm drinking!"

Wolfy

maxdaname · 12-02-2004, 03:12 PM

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman"
-Bill Clinton

Hugh · 12-02-2004, 03:13 PM

"Expect nothing, but expect the unexpected"
-Hyu El

Irrum · 12-02-2004, 03:13 PM

Here are some famous quotes I think are funny

"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home."
- Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977

"I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter."
- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)

"If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars."
- J. Paul Getty (1892-1976)

"I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters."
- Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)

"The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting."
- Gloria Leonard

"Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work."
- Robert Orben

Wolfy · 12-02-2004, 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Irrum

"Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work."
- Robert Orben

Very nice

MacDaddyPlaya · 12-02-2004, 03:28 PM

"In the poker game of life, women are the fucking rake!"

Worm - Rounders

SmokeyTheBear · 12-02-2004, 03:31 PM

"god is dead"
Nietzsche

PrivateIvy · 12-02-2004, 04:44 PM

"I found out that money's the most important thing in the world, and I don't intend ever to be without it again." ~ Scarlett O'Hara

Ivy

KRL · 12-02-2004, 04:52 PM

"In life, it's all about the journeys, not the final stops."

S P A N N O W · 12-02-2004, 05:31 PM

"If you start to take Vienna ? take Vienna." - Napoleon

candyflip · 12-02-2004, 05:34 PM

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood - Oscar Wilde

Damian_Maxcash · 12-02-2004, 05:35 PM

"If you are not going to heaven, why miss it by an inch?"

stolen from a..... sig on here

Semi-Retired-Dave · 12-02-2004, 05:35 PM

Another day another dollar.

candyflip · 12-02-2004, 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by damian2001
"If you are not going to heaven, why miss it by an inch?"

stolen from a..... sig on here

Sam Kinnison

media · 12-02-2004, 05:56 PM

All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break them for no one. You understand? - Scarface / Tony Montana / Al Pachino

- Jesus Christ - · 12-02-2004, 06:01 PM

The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness. ~John Kenneth Galbraith

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too. ~Oscar Levant

Irrum · 12-02-2004, 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by media
All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break them for no one. You understand? - Scarface / Tony Montana / Al Pachino

I use to love that one

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