I woke up with my cats ass in my face
 

I was fucking almost touching it with my mouth. Most likely for a couple of hours already. Stupid animal always sleeps on my head.

Im still grossed out.

theres nothin' wrong with lickin' cats ass, i lick cat ass all the time, ask your moms :1orglaugh

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where´s that owned-pic when you need it?:)

Hahaha of the dude with the dog? Replace that with me and the cat and it looks exactly the same. Yuck.

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It's because it's a Dutch Cat.

You gotta leave Holland before it's too late.

Thats funny, but thats what pets need , some tlc. There way of showing there love towards you, by sitting on your head.

It's hatching your head...Hoping a chicken is going to hatch from your skull any day now.

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At least the cat's face wasn't in your ass.

I hate when my cat is in my bed.. just makes me feel unsanitary.

Did it look anything like the one in my sig ? :1orglaugh

This thread is really funny!!! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
I'm wondering how it taste like, I think i have to lick on my cat's ass!!!lol You're really lucky Battuss:thumbsup :1orglaugh

Cats usually are very clean.

True story: i was fucking this girl doggy style (sitting on her knees on the bed) one day
and had no intentions cumming inside of her but pulled out too late with no time left to find a good spot to unload things so to speak.

So, without noticing my cat just found a nice position to sleep under her belly area, i just let it go and found out i came over my cat..

I have plenty of more pet stories related to sexual activities
that keep me from sleeping sometimes.. but i wont tell
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:1orglaugh you don´t have a cat you sack of shit!

Wtf

i woke up once with my ass in my face

LOl that's freaking awesome I wish somebody was there to take a pic so I could write owned on it...

then again i bet you wish that someone installed a hidden cam in his bedroom just for you to watch :2 cents:

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