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Old 11-30-2004, 03:58 AM   #1
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I woke up with my cats ass in my face

I was fucking almost touching it with my mouth. Most likely for a couple of hours already. Stupid animal always sleeps on my head.

Im still grossed out.
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Old 11-30-2004, 04:02 AM   #2
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I was fucking almost touching it with my mouth. Most likely for a couple of hours already. Stupid animal always sleeps on my head.

Im still grossed out.
theres nothin' wrong with lickin' cats ass, i lick cat ass all the time, ask your moms
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Old 11-30-2004, 04:04 AM   #3
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theres nothin' wrong with lickin' cats ass, i lick cat ass all the time, ask your moms
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Old 11-30-2004, 04:13 AM   #4
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where´s that owned-pic when you need it?
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Old 11-30-2004, 04:14 AM   #5
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where´s that owned-pic when you need it?
Hahaha of the dude with the dog? Replace that with me and the cat and it looks exactly the same. Yuck.
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Old 11-30-2004, 04:15 AM   #6
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It's because it's a Dutch Cat.

You gotta leave Holland before it's too late.
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Old 11-30-2004, 04:25 AM   #7
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Thats funny, but thats what pets need , some tlc. There way of showing there love towards you, by sitting on your head.
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Old 11-30-2004, 04:43 AM   #8
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It's hatching your head...Hoping a chicken is going to hatch from your skull any day now.
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Old 11-30-2004, 04:45 AM   #9
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It's hatching your head...Hoping a chicken is going to hatch from your skull any day now.
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Old 11-30-2004, 04:46 AM   #10
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At least the cat's face wasn't in your ass.
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Old 11-30-2004, 04:46 AM   #11
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I hate when my cat is in my bed.. just makes me feel unsanitary.
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Old 11-30-2004, 04:47 AM   #12
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Did it look anything like the one in my sig ?
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Old 11-30-2004, 04:49 AM   #13
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This thread is really funny!!!
I'm wondering how it taste like, I think i have to lick on my cat's ass!!!lol You're really lucky Battuss
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Old 11-30-2004, 04:51 AM   #14
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I hate when my cat is in my bed.. just makes me feel unsanitary.
Cats usually are very clean.
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Old 11-30-2004, 04:56 AM   #15
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True story: i was fucking this girl doggy style (sitting on her knees on the bed) one day
and had no intentions cumming inside of her but pulled out too late with no time left to find a good spot to unload things so to speak.

So, without noticing my cat just found a nice position to sleep under her belly area, i just let it go and found out i came over my cat..

I have plenty of more pet stories related to sexual activities
that keep me from sleeping sometimes.. but i wont tell

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Old 11-30-2004, 04:58 AM   #16
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I was fucking almost touching it with my mouth. Most likely for a couple of hours already. Stupid animal always sleeps on my head.

Im still grossed out.
you don´t have a cat you sack of shit!
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Old 11-30-2004, 04:59 AM   #17
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you don´t have a cat you sack of shit!
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Old 11-30-2004, 05:01 AM   #18
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i woke up once with my ass in my face
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LOl that's freaking awesome I wish somebody was there to take a pic so I could write owned on it...
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Old 11-30-2004, 05:05 AM   #20
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LOl that's freaking awesome I wish somebody was there to take a pic so I could write owned on it...
then again i bet you wish that someone installed a hidden cam in his bedroom just for you to watch
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Old 11-30-2004, 05:06 AM   #21
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It's hatching your head...Hoping a chicken is going to hatch from your skull any day now.
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Old 11-30-2004, 05:13 AM   #22
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