A message to Americans from the year 2015
 

Dear fellow Americans,

I have travelled here from the year 2015 to bring you a very important message.

First of all, do not be concerned with the war in Iraq. There are much greater things to worry about that will soon be known. I can't even begin to explain the shitstorm that you are about to witness.

Also know that your recent election was rigged and the truth will come out very soon. Get used to John Kerry because he is your President for the next 11 years and counting. Yes I said 11 years and I really can't go into detail without writing a book but some very bad things happen and martial law is enacted in early of 2005. It hasn't been lifted yet and with the current climate it doesn't seem that it ever will be.

There will be no draft but there will be mandatory military service required from all healthy men and women from the age of 18 to 45. This will begin to take place in early 2006 and will continue until at least 2015 as well. If you are thinking of running to Canada to avoid this it won't help. Canada will soon be one of our biggest enemies. Who would have thought the pansies would ever put up a real fight?

Oil will soon be traded in Euros which will only compound the problems. I would tell you to remove your investments from the stock market and the dollar but it won't matter. All money will be worthless in the states soon.

I wish I could tell you more but so much of it is completely mind blowing and unavoidable anyhow. If you are planning on leaving the country do it now, just pick somewhere away from North America. The further the better.

Good luck my fellow men, half of you won't make it to 2015 and those that do will be pretty well miserable. Sorry I don't have better news for you.





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O-o-kay :eek7

Can you take me to the year 2015 for a few weeks? Or just tell me who wins SuperBowl every year up until 2015

Why bother? He's already said money will be worthless.

wtf :uhoh

wtf? I didn't post this...

Spooky.......

Anyone got Mulder's number?

it's 555-SCARY-SHIT

Is this real? It doesn't sound like a joke...

yes it's real. people from 2015 traveled back in time, hijacked stocktrader23 computer and posted this message on an adult webmaster forum.

WTF this should be on CNN. Amazing!

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Mandatory service technically would let them keep the promise of no draft...

or maybe stocktrader 15 years older, traveled back in time and logged into his old gfy account.

:O

as fake as that is, it still sounds very errie.

I must have had a really wild weekend mate. How much LSD you take? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

You must have had a really wild weekend mate. How much LSD you take? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

You must have had a really wild weekend mate. How much LSD you take? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

:winkwink:

http://www.d8a.co.uk/vcd/Back-to-the-future.jpg

I got an email from myself about it too. WTF is going on?????? :helpme :helpme :helpme

You have 7 days

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BTW, when you're in the future and make that post remember to add the following line at the end "This is really me" so we know it's you.

Wow Kerry must be the shittiest president ever, then he becomes a fucking dictator. What a fucker.

I see you had a weekend of LSD as well

Go back to the future? nice one.

Is his wife still an annoying bitch in the future too?

First of all it says John Kerry wuill be president for the next 11 years... fuck off

Well if they did an audit of the election Kerry would be president...

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Jesus. I wish i had enough time to write long useless shit threads like that.

This is helarious ....... :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

3 WORDS

NEW WORLD ORDER

.....or, had such a dipshit life that all I had to do was WHINE!

Just the sort of "positive" personality I'd like to spend time with. Yeah, Baaaby! Oh, your "sugartitty" is ready.

:1orglaugh

Yes and you will move out of your mom's basement someday too.

http://www.amystaxidermy.com/images/catpaw.jpg

Yes

is this the time to buy this kinda home?


http://www.missilebases.com/


http://www.missilebases.com/new/images/bigger.jpg

:eek7

wow.. i want one of those now anyways, bombs or no bombs

Nice :glugglug

your meeting a girls at a night club then your invite her to take a drink at hom and this is your home doors, i just cant imagine the reaction of the girls and whats running in her minds when shes looking at you :glugglug

http://www.missilebases.com/visit_ti...ntenasilom.jpg

it's possible.

I want one of those too. I had dreams of underground secret hiding places like that as a kid lol

Ok, this is very weird. As off the wall as this sounds it is very close to stuff that I have uncovered. Now, you can take this for what its worth but I used to place people under hypnosis and take them into past lives. A few dozen times I experimented with taking them into future lives, and although I had a hard time comprehending the validity of it they would all say the same things on certain issues. Such as marijuana being legal, how long it would take to fly from NY to LA, virtual reality being common in household TV's, etc. Interesting stuff but I took a lot of it with a grain of salt. Although 15 years ago one of them mentioned the internet which is why I jumped into it back in 1995.

About 5 years ago (the last time I did this) I placed this girl under hypnosis and she believed she was in the year 2035. She started talking about how terrorist attacks from years ago completely changed this country. She talked about how Bush got killed in an attack (which he wasnt even Pres at the time) and she said something that really stuck out, she said 'but from what I understand nobody really liked him anyway'. She went on to say that millions of Americans were killed with attacks that were simultaneously done in major cities, and afterwards almost half of the people in the country moved to different countries. She said it happened in 2005. It really did freak me out for a while but I told myself it probably wasnt true. Then Bush got elected, 9/11 happened, and it seems more and more like a strong possibility. I know how crazy this all sounds but I thought it was worth sharing, especially after reading this thread.

Yes Biff but first finish washing the car k?

Amazing, I would be interested in hearing more. :)

Well, the good news is that weed will be legal. :1orglaugh

Dude I am trippin out so bad right now

same

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