Have you ever top shelfed someone
 

Have you ever top shelfed someone, that is, pull the top off their toilet and shit there instead of in the bowl?

........ :eek7

what in the fuck! ?

fucking weirdo

I do that at my mom's house every christmas

Remind me to never invite you to my house.

Fucking shit man, I just spit water everywhere. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

You are REALLY strange! :)

I had a special trick saved for you, I was going to close the toilet lid and just shit on that. :1orglaugh

If I had $5,000,000 for everytime someone told me that, I'd be on the Forbes top 250 list.

I spilt my coffee AND fell out of my chair...

Thanks a lot good buddy, I'll remember this. :1orglaugh

Another funny thing you could do is super glue the lid to the seat before your wife or girlfriend goes to sleep, and if they get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, the lid and the seat will come up and they'll fall in the toilet. :1orglaugh

Whats even funnier, is putting saran wrap under the seat, stretch it tight across the bowl. Its clear so they dont notice it, until piss is going everywhere, usually on their legs and pants

If you have one of the older style kitchen sinks, with the little black sprayer to the right of the faucet... wrap some electrical tape around the handle so it holds the trigger down. Then when you wife turns the sink on, she gets sprayed with cold water right in her chest.

And my old favorite trick, is wait till shes taking a nice hot shower. Then toss a pitcher of ice water over the top. They really like it when you do that.

:eek7

I wouldn't expect a ninja to ever just fall out of their chair from reading something

spilled :2 cents:

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Laughed out loud for the first time today :thumbsup

Oh god, this thread is the funniest thing I've read in a while :1orglaugh

I've heard of that prank before but it was called "upper decking" instead...

sick....but funny

spilt - sorry about that

i.e.: Crying over spilt milk is pointless because it cannot undo the damage

what happens when they flush the toilet?

good find - i never knew 'spilt' had a meaning

why don't you try and give us the results?

because i dont have the balls to do something like that

i'd get stage freight and wouldnt be able to go

The turds break apart and the water that fills the bowl is shit water. Not only that, it lingers for a long time, so they get shitty water circulating throughout their toilet for awhile. And it smells.

Man, we gotta get together in Vegas. Imagine the calamity that will ensue. :)

I'm adding this to my revenge to do list.

what about using a urinal as a shitter? what moview was that from?

Not sure, did they do that in a movie?