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Shoehorn! · 10-09-2004, 08:42 PM

Have you ever top shelfed someone, that is, pull the top off their toilet and shit there instead of in the bowl?

bangman · 10-09-2004, 08:45 PM

........

Persius · 10-09-2004, 08:45 PM

what in the fuck! ?

beemk · 10-09-2004, 08:46 PM

fucking weirdo

Mr Pheer · 10-09-2004, 08:50 PM

I do that at my mom's house every christmas

frankfortuna · 10-09-2004, 08:51 PM

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Originally posted by MrPheer
I do that at my mom's house every christmas

Remind me to never invite you to my house.

Shoehorn! · 10-09-2004, 08:52 PM

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Originally posted by MrPheer
I do that at my mom's house every christmas

Fucking shit man, I just spit water everywhere.

fatal attraction · 10-09-2004, 08:54 PM

You are REALLY strange!

Mr Pheer · 10-09-2004, 08:55 PM

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Originally posted by frankfortuna
Remind me to never invite you to my house.

I had a special trick saved for you, I was going to close the toilet lid and just shit on that.

Shoehorn! · 10-09-2004, 08:56 PM

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Originally posted by fatal attraction
You are REALLY strange!

If I had $5,000,000 for everytime someone told me that, I'd be on the Forbes top 250 list.

WicKed NinJas · 10-09-2004, 08:56 PM

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Originally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom
Fucking shit man, I just spit water everywhere.

I spilt my coffee AND fell out of my chair...

frankfortuna · 10-09-2004, 08:57 PM

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Originally posted by MrPheer
I had a special trick saved for you, I was going to close the toilet lid and just shit on that.

Thanks a lot good buddy, I'll remember this.

Shoehorn! · 10-09-2004, 08:58 PM

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Originally posted by MrPheer
I had a special trick saved for you, I was going to close the toilet lid and just shit on that.

Another funny thing you could do is super glue the lid to the seat before your wife or girlfriend goes to sleep, and if they get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, the lid and the seat will come up and they'll fall in the toilet.

Mr Pheer · 10-09-2004, 09:01 PM

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Originally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom
Another funny thing you could do is super glue the lid to the seat before your wife or girlfriend goes to sleep, and if they get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, the lid and the seat will come up and they'll fall in the toilet.

Whats even funnier, is putting saran wrap under the seat, stretch it tight across the bowl. Its clear so they dont notice it, until piss is going everywhere, usually on their legs and pants

Mr Pheer · 10-09-2004, 09:06 PM

If you have one of the older style kitchen sinks, with the little black sprayer to the right of the faucet... wrap some electrical tape around the handle so it holds the trigger down. Then when you wife turns the sink on, she gets sprayed with cold water right in her chest.

Mr Pheer · 10-09-2004, 09:07 PM

And my old favorite trick, is wait till shes taking a nice hot shower. Then toss a pitcher of ice water over the top. They really like it when you do that.

Easton · 10-09-2004, 09:11 PM

baddog · 10-09-2004, 09:17 PM

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Originally posted by WicKed NinJas
I spilt my coffee AND fell out of my chair...

I wouldn't expect a ninja to ever just fall out of their chair from reading something

Easton · 10-09-2004, 09:21 PM

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Originally posted by WicKed NinJas
I spilt my coffee AND fell out of my chair...

spilled

fuzebox · 10-09-2004, 09:21 PM

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Originally posted by MrPheer
I do that at my mom's house every christmas

Laughed out loud for the first time today

fuzebox · 10-09-2004, 09:22 PM

Oh god, this thread is the funniest thing I've read in a while

PenetratinP · 10-09-2004, 09:26 PM

I've heard of that prank before but it was called "upper decking" instead...

sick....but funny

baddog · 10-09-2004, 09:31 PM

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Originally posted by Easton
spilled

spilt - sorry about that

i.e.: Crying over spilt milk is pointless because it cannot undo the damage

brizzad · 10-09-2004, 09:32 PM

what happens when they flush the toilet?

brizzad · 10-09-2004, 09:36 PM

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Originally posted by baddog
spilt - sorry about that

i.e.: Crying over spilt milk is pointless because it cannot undo the damage

good find - i never knew 'spilt' had a meaning

baddog · 10-09-2004, 09:38 PM

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Originally posted by brizzad
what happens when they flush the toilet?

why don't you try and give us the results?

brizzad · 10-09-2004, 09:39 PM

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Originally posted by baddog
why don't you try and give us the results?

because i dont have the balls to do something like that

i'd get stage freight and wouldnt be able to go

Shoehorn! · 10-09-2004, 09:41 PM

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Originally posted by brizzad
what happens when they flush the toilet?

The turds break apart and the water that fills the bowl is shit water. Not only that, it lingers for a long time, so they get shitty water circulating throughout their toilet for awhile. And it smells.

Shoehorn! · 10-09-2004, 09:41 PM

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Originally posted by MrPheer
If you have one of the older style kitchen sinks, with the little black sprayer to the right of the faucet... wrap some electrical tape around the handle so it holds the trigger down. Then when you wife turns the sink on, she gets sprayed with cold water right in her chest.

Man, we gotta get together in Vegas. Imagine the calamity that will ensue.

Vitasoy · 10-09-2004, 09:48 PM

I'm adding this to my revenge to do list.

quiet · 10-09-2004, 09:51 PM

what about using a urinal as a shitter? what moview was that from?

Shoehorn! · 10-09-2004, 09:57 PM

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Originally posted by quiet
what about using a urinal as a shitter? what moview was that from?

Not sure, did they do that in a movie?

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Mr Pheer Retired Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 21,263	If you have one of the older style kitchen sinks, with the little black sprayer to the right of the faucet... wrap some electrical tape around the handle so it holds the trigger down. Then when you wife turns the sink on, she gets sprayed with cold water right in her chest.

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Mr Pheer Retired Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 21,263	And my old favorite trick, is wait till shes taking a nice hot shower. Then toss a pitcher of ice water over the top. They really like it when you do that.

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