stupid bitch-ass strippers
 

Me: okay let me write down your number
girl: my name is Skye, and my number is xxx.xxxx


SKYE?!? You fucking want me to call you by your stage name? Oh well in that case, my name is Boodles. Yes let's just conduct business with our stage names and we'll all pretend we're hiding from eachother. It's all so stupid! I'm the fucking producer, and I'm going to have her ID. Does she NOT think I'm going to know what her name is eventually? Who gives a FLYING FUCK if I know the girls first name!!

Hi Boodles. :1orglaugh

shes use to saying it so many times to pervs .. hey it happens :glugglug

you mean..

"Hi, Me"
By the way.. I'm RedShoe. My real name is, Redd Shue

That's it, from now on Xenigo is not Xenigo, he's Boodles.

there we go :Graucho I'll just introduce myself as Boodles to all the hot girls I meet at nightclubs, because I don't want them to end up stalking me. I mean, god only knows what could happen if they knew my name was Noah. Oh lord.

Dumb as rocks, they don't get much more stupid than that. CDSmith, what do you tell these girls when they give you that routine?

ummmkay... i went to your site... and all i saw was pictures of assholes and fat cawks...

are you expanding your operation or something?

I like to shoot a little pussy now and then to make sure my dick still works alright...

Looking at too many cocks and assholes is gonna make me go blind.

Fuck you are a whiny bitch BOODLES!

just another reason to add to the long list of reasons why strippers shouldnt be hired as models.

I bet 2 or 3 crazy fuckers are sitting in the strip club, how is she to know which is which?

If you just met her, i'm glad she's calling herself Skye... she's probably gonna avoid some basement with chains :glugglug

What the fuck are you smoking, cocksmoker? Let's say her real name is Jane. She tells me her name is Skye. What part of me knowing her name is Jane is going to translate into her being locked in a basement with chains?

I just don't see your analogy. Perhaps you should think that through a litttle harder, and put down the crack pipe before you hop on GFY.

BTW I haven't met her, this is just from a conversation we had on the phone this evening when SHE responded to one of MY ads.

..cock?

So you haven't shot her yet? You just talked to her on the phone and she is supposed to give her real name not knowing if your legit or just another fraud out there.

I am also a dancer and model and I use my stage name always. If it's business related that is the name I want you to refer to me by. That in know way means she is stupid it just means if it's work related then that is the name she should use in conversation it don't matter what her ID says when you get that, you should use the name she prefers.

I also put ads out in papers for my modeling agency and never think twice if a girl uses her stage name when introducing herself. What is this the first girl to ever call your about your ad???

Hey, you never know! I'm just throwing guesses...

Oh the authority speaks! Sorry but I don't do business in lala land. I preferr to stay in what I call reality, where we're not hiding behind aliases. If you're so fucking afraid of people finding out what you do, you shouldn't be in this fucking business. Don't fucking give me the "oh but she's an innocent female and she's just looking out for herself" bullshit. I'm in the same boat. I go by the name NOAH because that is my name. My name is not BOODLES and I'd feel like a fool trying to get people to take me seriously.

So tell me Mrs. Stripper Authority, what exactly ARE the risks of me knowing what her ACTUAL first name is? Am I going to look up her info in the phone book with her first name? Am I going to call 411 and say "Hey, can I get a listing for all the JENNIFER's in Oakland?". Am I going to type JENNIFER into Google and sort through 5 trillion results? Yeah real bright.

Oh, and gofuckyourself. There's a reason why we don't work with strippers and you've proven my point well. You're too stupid to be online.

Whatever boodles. I wasn't trying to be some expert just pointing out the fact that strippers and models use their stage names always. Do you think Jenna Jameson uses her real name when she calls someone in the business. I don't think so.

I never said she was scared to give you her name or I am scared to tell people my real name I just prefer to use it with all business contacts. So later if you meet in the future you also know this is a business associate and not a friend from school or something. Get it straight when you try to tear into my explanation. I was just letting you know it is common. It's not my fault you have issues with strippers probably giving you fake numbers all the time when you go in the club telling them you will make them a star. You should go take one of your pills or something and chill the fuck out and not be such an asshole.

I've never set foot in a strip club to recruit models. I do a lot of recruiting, and I spend a lot of money doing it. I use a network of model recruiters, and a network of newspaper ads. This particular girl was responding to one of my newspaper ads. Second of all, I don't tell anyone I'll "make them a star". Anyone who does is a fool looking to get laid, not produce content.

And no, this is not the first girl that's responded to my ads. I've produced tons, and tons, and tons of content in the past few years and I've talked to many, many women. Collectively my advertising has a 400,000 unit circulation, do you think I get phone calls? No I'm not going to ever understand your explanation as to why the the world of strippers makes sense to you. It's not the same in the adult content world. Talent on this side of the business doesn't interact with creepy weirdos face to face. Talent on the content production side of this business deal with professionals and I expect to be treated as such. Any girl who's not comfortable enough to give me a real first name isn't someone I'll work with.

Any girl responding to a professional ad needs to expect to give me her name. I need to know who I'm working with, and I write the checks, not the other way around.

Cant blame her, most of the people she meets are assholes, :winkwink:

you should go ahead and register Boodles as your new nick as we'll never let you live this one down bro

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Let's say for a moment that's true. Would you care to explain how giving me a phoney first name offers any degree of "protection"?

Noah, all the girls Ive worked with have 1st off given mi their stage names. Then later on, they may present mi with the opp to call them by whatever their real name is...its no biggy....call it a defense machanism or whatever. But I dont even call the bbw queen by her gov't name.

Thats just how some people choose to do business. Its entertainment, everyone plays a part - content or otherwise. Im currently working with some musical talent who refuse to be called anything but their stage names. And they know that we will have to exchange gov't names to handle money - but after that, I will still respect their wishes.

BTW - call mi later today! :)

What do you want from me?

BTW - hellllllooooooooooooo PAYTON RAIN!

(I know her real name too) :Graucho

Hi

Before I answer I'd just like to point out that my real name isn't CD Smith. :1orglaugh

For me it was always like this:
I would get talking with a girl, she would tell me her name. Let's say it was "Blaze".... okay, fine. Blaze it is. I know that at some point in the process, if she ever was to work with me, she would HAVE to supply credentials, driver's license, birth certificate, something with her real name on it. So it never bothered me at all, I actually prefer to call all the girls by their stage name, it always made it easier for me. Stage names just seem to be easier to remember than real names, especially if you're recruiting dozens or hundreds of women.


If she gives me her stage name and I need her real name for record-keeping etc, I would simply say "No, what's your real name?"
If she won't tell me her real name she would never get any work from me. Simple as that, and I was never so hard-up that I had to rely on any one model for anything. No skin off my ass if she doesn't work for me. Bubbye.

Hi, I'm Diamond-Crystal

word:1orglaugh

hahahaha

"i think that stripper really liked me, she let me touch her everywhere and i only spent $700.00... then she gave me her phone number. i can't wait to call her. hey, wait a minute... thats not her real name..."

Boodles, you seem like a nut. I'm sure these girls run into many nuts like yourselves. She's probably out telling her stripper friends about her crazy encounter with Boodles right now. I mean really, what kind of idiot would name themselves "Boodles" anyway?

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If it is face to face all you have to do is look her dead in the eyes and say "riiiiiiiight" and keep that look, usually at that point she will figure you are serious and you mean business and give you her real first name. At that point give her a smile, shake her hand and say "Pleasure to talk business with you xxxx"

I see your side more than I see the girl's. You are a businessman and you do not have time for anything but direct and to the point business. But being a businessman myself I learned a long time ago when you deal with the public sector something you have to just play their game.

Most of these girls do not know you have to have their personal info honestly and most of them are probably going to freak their first time when they hear about 2257.

I reg'd the domain BoodlesOmar.com because it's really GAY sounding (remember, my business was built from gay), and it's memorable. It's something I can build a brand from. I don't say the name aside from during introductions to the models ON CAMERA.

And that's exactly the problem I have. Those stage names are for on-camera use or on-stage use, not during conversations on the phone with business people.

If I seem like a nut for wanting to do business honestly and directly, then that's fine. I'm sure everyone calls you Sly_RJ at conventions too, riiiiight...

I'm just fucking with you. Had no idea you had the domain, I thought you were just giving off random goofy names.

But yeh, most people call me either Sly or Sly_RJ. And they pretty much do the same with others. What's your point?

boooooooooooooodles, i introduce my self as MR FANTASY


hahhaha

:thumbsup

I call myself FilthyRob when I meet people.

People ask , why are you filthy?

Mr Boodles.

Dont intorduce your self. just ask, " Do you want to fuck or not?"

It works for me.

My sons name is Boodles... I hope you're not teasing the name :(

HAHAHA

Did you think you were suppose to get intelligence out of her?

After all this time i still make tofu call me daddy. :thumbsup

Mr. Boodles


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I never know how to close business emails...with "Chase" or Angel, my real name (yeah, yeah, I know, sounds more fake than my nick, lol). I guess now I know, lol. I ususally do use Angel, but I put "Chase" below it in quotes for clarification.

See that would be fine if a girl told me her stage name and her real name. But when people come off all defensively when I ask for clarification, it makes me untrusting of them and makes me think they're untrusting of me even though it's just a first name. Strippers are utterly moronic if they think giving them an alias first name is going to somehow make their job safer :2 cents:

It's not like I'm asking for addresses, SSN's or mother's maiden names when I talk to someone.

I see your point...act professionally if you want to be treated like a professional. But, I am sure there are a lot of greaseballs saying they are photographers that aren't, so I can see the other side, too. I've done some big butt modeling, and I've had two "photographers" or "webmasters" try to arrange a shoot with me that just felt shady, so I chose to walk away before getting in over my head.
The nice thing about shooting strippers is they are used to being naked and sexual on demand, and there is always another one waiting in the wings.:2 cents:

So, just holla "NEXT!" :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Maybe she has a horrible name.. that could be it :1orglaugh