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p1mpdogg 08-14-2004 03:00 AM

I found my next wife!
 
http://epicmailer.com/Picture017_13Aug04.jpg

http://epicmailer.com/Picture019_13Aug04.jpg

http://epicmailer.com/Picture018_13Aug04.jpg

the chick in the white top.

21 yrs old.
fake tits but perfect. her dad is a plasric surgeon :)
mom is a doctor aswell.
comes from money, so she isnt a gold digger
i think she is the most beautiful girl ever... but i cant tell her what i do, so im gonna have to lie.

plus this goddess is seeing some moron that drives golf carts around for a living... washing them for customers and shit

what choo think?

shit i didnt enen tell the story lol

we went out on my boat with these 3 other chicks that work at the golf coarse.. was an awsome day, we all got hammerd big time... went to a bar and drank on the boat for hours and hours.

the girls got really wild and started taking off thier tops. her tits are perfect fake tits, i mean 100% grade A awsome damn and her face and her body are top notch... what a beautiful girl, i am in love with her

=^..^= 08-14-2004 03:02 AM

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Originally posted by p1mpdogg

plus this goddess is seeing some moron that drives golf carts around for a living... washing them for customers and shit


that's an occupation??? hahaha - new job for GFY members :1orglaugh

kak_azn 08-14-2004 03:02 AM

she's a keeper thats for sure! :thumbsup

p1mpdogg 08-14-2004 03:05 AM

http://epicmailer.com/Picture017_13Aug04.jpg

she left her sunglasses in my boat( i think on purpuse) cause these other 2 chicks are trying to get her to dump the cart boy and hook up with me... if i get beat by a cart boy im going to be very sad lol

p1mpdogg 08-14-2004 03:08 AM

btw, i tried to get the tit pics, but the cell phone i was usuing was all fucked up and the shots suck when you are moving to fast... all grainy

they were kissing and lickin and feelin lol

what a great day i had, these are some really cool chicks..

took em out in newport beach harbor for a cruise

kak_azn 08-14-2004 03:09 AM

So I take it you asked her to go for a ride on your boat! Did you ask her out yet or whats the deal with you and her?

ParasiteTV 08-14-2004 03:12 AM

its always nice when u love someone for boobs, and she loves security... congarts.

rounders 08-14-2004 03:12 AM

cute.

p1mpdogg 08-14-2004 03:13 AM

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Originally posted by ParasiteTV
its always nice when u love someone for boobs, and she loves security... congarts.
i actually do not love her for anything yet.. she is an awsome girl and beautiful. I would be a very lucky guy to be with her. but i also know Im a good catch, and if she doesnt realize it or whatever, so be it :)

ParasiteTV 08-14-2004 03:16 AM

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Originally posted by p1mpdogg
i actually do not love her for anything yet.. she is an awsome girl and beautiful. I would be a very lucky guy to be with her. but i also know Im a good catch, and if she doesnt realize it or whatever, so be it :)
change of subject: what now turned you into this emotional sak-o-slobber when only 3 wks ago or something you were playing the nazi card for attention.

<totally off topic> <tread-hyjacker>

p1mpdogg 08-14-2004 03:16 AM

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Originally posted by kak_azn
So I take it you asked her to go for a ride on your boat! Did you ask her out yet or whats the deal with you and her?
since she has this boyfriend that all her friends are trying to get her to dump and get me in the picture.. i kinda haveto lay low and let things run its course.. i dont like getting involved in other peoples relationships, its not right, I have learned the hard way on that many times. finally learned my lesson

maxdaname 08-14-2004 03:16 AM

"So What Do you do for a living?"

And you answer.....?

p1mpdogg 08-14-2004 03:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ParasiteTV
change of subject: what now turned you into this emotional sak-o-slobber when only 3 wks ago or something you were playing the nazi card for attention.

<totally off topic> <tread-hyjacker>

i have always been an emotional guy.. the nazi racist crap was/is all a joke for attention, cant belive you people dont realize that yet...

anyways, yea i have liked this girl for almost 3 months now, but she has a boyfriend.. its fucking torture

Satisfaction 08-14-2004 03:19 AM

that chick looks fucking great.. any pics without her sunnies on?

p1mpdogg 08-14-2004 03:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by maxdaname
"So What Do you do for a living?"

And you answer.....?

'internet stuff' lol

i cant tell her yet

Libertine 08-14-2004 03:19 AM

hot chick with loser boyfriend = loser boyfriend has 12" dick

You don't stand a chance :glugglug

ParasiteTV 08-14-2004 03:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by p1mpdogg
i have always been an emotional guy.. the nazi racist crap was/is all a joke for attention, cant belive you people dont realize that yet...

anyways, yea i have liked this girl for almost 3 months now, but she has a boyfriend.. its fucking torture

thoroughly bored. attention whore.

p1mpdogg 08-14-2004 03:21 AM

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Originally posted by Satisfaction
that chick looks fucking great.. any pics without her sunnies on?
i thought we had a few, but you know how some girls are using things with moving parts.. sometimes just dont work.. my cellphone camera was all we had and she couldnt use it..and we were so fucking drunk, i actually have lost memory of part of the night

p1mpdogg 08-14-2004 03:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by punkworld
hot chick with loser boyfriend = loser boyfriend has 12" dick

You don't stand a chance :glugglug

unfortunately i would have to agree :winkwink:

its to bad, cause she could do so much better for herself

p1mpdogg 08-14-2004 03:23 AM

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Originally posted by ParasiteTV
thoroughly bored. attention whore.
sorry that i am boring you

Groove 08-14-2004 03:24 AM

How many wives have you had?

p1mpdogg 08-14-2004 03:29 AM

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Originally posted by Groove
How many wives have you had?
never married

maxdaname 08-14-2004 03:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Groove
How many wives have you had?
His name is P1MPdogg!:2 cents:

p1mpdogg 08-14-2004 03:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by =^..^=
that's an occupation??? hahaha - new job for GFY members :1orglaugh
exactly

its laughable, but she sees something in him i guess. she could have any man she wanted.. thats what i dont under stand.. maybe he has a big dick who knows

tical 08-14-2004 03:34 AM

bring her to vegas so i can bang her

p1mpdogg 08-14-2004 03:35 AM

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Originally posted by tical
bring her to vegas so i can bang her
i am keeping as far from vegas as humanly possible!

NEVER NEVER will you sink your meat claws into this work of art!

lol

hova 08-14-2004 03:36 AM

shes sexy!

tical 08-14-2004 03:36 AM

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Originally posted by p1mpdogg
i am keepoing as far from vegas as humanly possible!

NEVER NEVER will you sink your meat claws into this work of art!

lol

haha, bring her friends then

c'mon trey, aint no fun if the homies can't have none

p1mpdogg 08-14-2004 03:37 AM

shit i almost forgot... when we are dancing around and shit all druk.. my ass was grabbed and so were my balls.... i have no clue who did it, but it was nice :) lol

EviLGuY 08-14-2004 03:38 AM

She looks like a real hottie.. nice find. Now just hope she doesn't jerk you around painfully for the next few years.. and if you get married, get the pre-nup!

=^..^= 08-14-2004 03:59 AM

just out of curiosity - what does SHE do for a living? :glugglug

p1mpdogg 08-14-2004 03:59 AM

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Originally posted by EviLGuY
She looks like a real hottie.. nice find. Now just hope she doesn't jerk you around painfully for the next few years.. and if you get married, get the pre-nup!
word

p1mpdogg 08-14-2004 04:03 AM

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Originally posted by =^..^=
just out of curiosity - what does SHE do for a living? :glugglug
well

other than work part time at the golf course
not sure what else she does, didnt have a chance to ask.. damn im a moron. i need to ask her.. i need a bit more than a girl that works at a golf course.... she must goto school, or have some kinda plan

C_U_Next_Tuesday 08-14-2004 04:04 AM

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Originally posted by p1mpdogg
exactly

its laughable, but she sees something in him i guess. she could have any man she wanted.. thats what i dont under stand.. maybe he has a big dick who knows

maybe he is a good guy and that is why she is dating him.. maybe its not all about money with her.. she already has it and realizes it doesnt buy love. It's not about having a big dick.. they are actually quite painful unless you have no female organs left.

p1mpdogg 08-14-2004 04:06 AM

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Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
maybe he is a good guy and that is why she is dating him.. maybe its not all about money with her.. she already has it and realizes it doesnt buy love. It's not about having a big dick.. they are actually quite painful unless you have no female organs left.
the guy is an idiot and everyone thinks he is a loser. im sure he is based on her friends opinions

eiht_98 08-14-2004 04:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
maybe he is a good guy and that is why she is dating him.. maybe its not all about money with her.. she already has it and realizes it doesnt buy love. It's not about having a big dick.. they are actually quite painful unless you have no female organs left.
:thumbsup

C_U_Next_Tuesday 08-14-2004 04:10 AM

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Originally posted by p1mpdogg
the guy is an idiot and everyone thinks he is a loser. im sure he is based on her friends opinions
who the fuck is everyone? Who the fuck cares.. unless she says he is a loser and she wants to date you then all of this doesnt really matter.. quit obsessing like a fucking teenager and grow some balls...ask her out instead of taking pics of her on your boat and posting them on GFY so all the guys can tell you how hot she is :1orglaugh

p1mpdogg 08-14-2004 04:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
who the fuck is everyone? Who the fuck cares.. unless she says he is a loser and she wants to date you then all of this doesnt really matter.. quit obsessing like a fucking teenager and grow some balls...ask her out instead of taking pics of her on your boat and posting them on GFY so all the guys can tell you how hot she is :1orglaugh
lol chill out

p1mpdogg 08-14-2004 04:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
who the fuck is everyone? Who the fuck cares.. unless she says he is a loser and she wants to date you then all of this doesnt really matter.. quit obsessing like a fucking teenager and grow some balls...ask her out instead of taking pics of her on your boat and posting them on GFY so all the guys can tell you how hot she is :1orglaugh
jealousy is a bitch aint it?

C_U_Next_Tuesday 08-14-2004 04:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by p1mpdogg
jealousy is a bitch aint it?
yes, you are clearly jealous she is not fucking you and doing a cart boy...sad isnt it.


sweetheart, I'm way past the jealous stage... I realize that there are lots of beautiful young hot women out there..I USED to be one of them.:1orglaugh

DarkJedi 08-14-2004 04:22 AM

21 ??

um.. she looks 35+

p1mpdogg 08-14-2004 04:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
yes, you are clearly jealous she is not fucking you and doing a cart boy...sad isnt it.


sweetheart, I'm way past the jealous stage... I realize that there are lots of beautiful young hot women out there..I USED to be one of them.:1orglaugh

me jealous of a cart boy? lolol

not at all. i have respect for peoples relationships or i would have been pounding her 2 months ago. would you want someone to move in on your man? didnt think so. its called respect

p1mpdogg 08-14-2004 04:26 AM

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Originally posted by DarkJedi
21 ??

um.. she looks 35+

are you blind?

=^..^= 08-14-2004 04:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by p1mpdogg
well

other than work part time at the golf course
not sure what else she does, didnt have a chance to ask.. damn im a moron. i need to ask her.. i need a bit more than a girl that works at a golf course.... she must goto school, or have some kinda plan

oh this is easy - she's in porn ... and she's got you all figured out
thats why she's dating caddy boy and not you - she can pull the wool over his eyes - but she knows the chances of you spotting her last facial scene whilst sorting thru content are pretty good odds
:1orglaugh

p1mpdogg 08-14-2004 04:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by =^..^=
oh this is easy - she's in porn ... and she's got you all figured out
thats why she's dating caddy boy and not you - she can pull the wool over his eyes - but she knows the chances of you spotting her last facial scene whilst sorting thru content are pretty good odds
:1orglaugh

you are a moron and a bit jealous i think. you only wished you looked as good as her on your best day.

C_U_Next_Tuesday 08-14-2004 04:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by p1mpdogg
me jealous of a cart boy? lolol

not at all. i have respect for peoples relationships or i would have been pounding her 2 months ago. would you want someone to move in on your man? didnt think so. its called respect

I guess your comment on me being jealous of some chick I dont even know seemed appropriate at the time.. but its not me on here telling everyone that i think some cart boy is a moron and a loser because I have the hots for his girl.. it seems to be you pal... you have showed the guy no respect with your comments about him on here... oh well.

OWNED 08-14-2004 04:35 AM

new EpicCash site:

Bang Boat - skanky bitches get ass fucked on a boat.

C_U_Next_Tuesday 08-14-2004 04:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by =^..^=
oh this is easy - she's in porn ... and she's got you all figured out
thats why she's dating caddy boy and not you - she can pull the wool over his eyes - but she knows the chances of you spotting her last facial scene whilst sorting thru content are pretty good odds
:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh

Evil Jawa 08-14-2004 04:40 AM

fake tits means stupid whore (unless she had breast cancer)

Veterans Day 08-14-2004 04:43 AM

Trey in love? Thats cute buddy :thumbsup Im there already :1orglaugh


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