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DarkJedi 08-14-2004 04:45 AM

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p1mpdogg 08-14-2004 04:51 AM

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Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
I guess your comment on me being jealous of some chick I dont even know seemed appropriate at the time.. but its not me on here telling everyone that i think some cart boy is a moron and a loser because I have the hots for his girl.. it seems to be you pal... you have showed the guy no respect with your comments about him on here... oh well.
i was talking about respect for the relationship dumbass. not him, who gives a shit about it? i know him, and he is a dick to her and treats her like shit.

C_U_Next_Tuesday 08-14-2004 04:55 AM

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Originally posted by p1mpdogg
i was talking about respect for the relationship dumbass. not him, who gives a shit about it? i know him, and he is a dick to her and treats her like shit.
you have no respect for his/her relationship or you would not be on here calling her your "next wife"... does one no good to lie to themselves..but you really are trying to convince yourself :1orglaugh

go boy go!

who is really the dumbass in this scenario?..hmmmmmmmmmmmm

strats 08-14-2004 05:02 AM

its all open terrain.

if anyone can be courted, then they deserve to be courted.

Now if there is a significant other in the mix, that simple just gets factored in. screw the, 'oh, thas his woman.'

If there is even a chance of it and you want it, go for it bro.

There is a fine line between getting your face kicked in and flirting :) ... very very very ... thin line. and all you fat bitch webmistresses. stfu

wyldblyss 08-14-2004 05:02 AM

Hey p1mpfrog, that is one good lookin chick. If you are lucky she just may kiss you and turn you into a prince...or maybe you would still be a frog, but a very happy one.

Someone who gets her boobs done from what sounds like her dad, and kisses her girlfriends (think that is what you meant) doesn't sound like the type of girl that would be appauld at your line of buisness. I think it is a good idea though that you keep the information to yourself until you start seeing her.

Now...since I'm in a good mood today I'm going to give you a little piece of advice which may or may not apply but may explain cart boy. Sometimes when you grow up with a lot of money...while you enjoy the money...subconsciously you get sick of all the crap that being from money brings..and the garbage your parents put in your head about it....like it is the ONLY thing there is...you should only associate with money....only hang in the right circles etc...so you rebel against high society and start going after losers. (look at JLo and all the others who have married people out of nowhere that had nothing...including me in my first marriage).

So..what ya do...is don't flaunt your money...don't try to impress with how much you have...instead....seem like a carefree fun loving guy who just happens to have money. Talking about how much you have and seeming like all you care about is the bling may just have her run in the other direction even though she might find you attractive.

pxxx 08-14-2004 05:03 AM

Damn, she looks really hot.:thumbsup

Libertine 08-14-2004 05:04 AM

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Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
It's not about having a big dick.. they are actually quite painful unless you have no female organs left.
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=joke

p1mpdogg 08-14-2004 05:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by wyldblyss
Hey p1mpfrog, that is one good lookin chick. If you are lucky she just may kiss you and turn you into a prince...or maybe you would still be a frog, but a very happy one.

Someone who gets her boobs done from what sounds like her dad, and kisses her girlfriends (think that is what you meant) doesn't sound like the type of girl that would be appauld at your line of buisness. I think it is a good idea though that you keep the information to yourself until you start seeing her.

Now...since I'm in a good mood today I'm going to give you a little piece of advice which may or may not apply but may explain cart boy. Sometimes when you grow up with a lot of money...while you enjoy the money...subconsciously you get sick of all the crap that being from money brings..and the garbage your parents put in your head about it....like it is the ONLY thing there is...you should only associate with money....only hang in the right circles etc...so you rebel against high society and start going after losers. (look at JLo and all the others who have married people out of nowhere that had nothing...including me in my first marriage).

So..what ya do...is don't flaunt your money...don't try to impress with how much you have...instead....seem like a carefree fun loving guy who just happens to have money. Talking about how much you have and seeming like all you care about is the bling may just have her run in the other direction even though she might find you attractive.

awsome post, and i agree.. i NEVER flaunt my money or try to act macho and shit like that.. im actually very conservative with my money, except i buy nice things and a toy every once in awhile... you are prolly right about the rebelling against high society, that would make sense

p1mpdogg 08-14-2004 05:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by strats
its all open terrain.

if anyone can be courted, then they deserve to be courted.

Now if there is a significant other in the mix, that simple just gets factored in. screw the, 'oh, thas his woman.'

If there is even a chance of it and you want it, go for it bro.

There is a fine line between getting your face kicked in and flirting :) ... very very very ... thin line. and all you fat bitch webmistresses. stfu

its always the fatties that come out and bash threads like these :)

lol

Lace 08-14-2004 05:15 AM

Great looking girl..I say let time do its toll.

Goodluck with her Trey...



Oh yeah, but her some new glasses..those need to go :1orglaugh

kowntafit 08-14-2004 05:26 AM

Nice pick. :thumbsup

Adaml2 08-14-2004 08:42 AM

pee in her ass

and take a pic

pd4L

loverboy 08-14-2004 08:47 AM

id say go for it, express your feelings towards her, who knows, she might have the same feelings with you. you'll never know until you make the move.

alias 08-14-2004 08:57 AM

out of your league nig

BVF 08-14-2004 09:12 AM

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Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
you have no respect for his/her relationship or you would not be on here calling her your "next wife"...
What the hell? So now he's disrespecting their relationship because he's THINKING about something?

What dimension do you live in? You must have a special internet connection to this universe that the rest of us live on.

MIND-TRICK 08-14-2004 09:15 AM

http://www.stupidwhore.com/images/co...HORE_COM12.jpg

Taken later in the day

MetaMan 08-14-2004 09:23 AM

you are a fucking hater, i cant stand people like you, have u ever heard of the term off limits? if she is dating someone keep your distance. i have friends just like you who will go after anyone no matter what their situation.

HATER

infectd 08-14-2004 09:23 AM

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Originally posted by BVF
What the hell? So now he's disrespecting their relationship because he's THINKING about something?

What dimension do you live in? You must have a special internet connection to this universe that the rest of us live on.

hahaha I need to archive that quote.
Opinions on gfy get better everytime I read.

pussyluver 08-14-2004 09:29 AM

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Originally posted by OWNED
new EpicCash site:

Bang Boat - skanky bitches get ass fucked on a boat.

Look Out Nasty Dollars - The adventures of Captain Pimpdogg

Stabbin was for shit anyway. Oh, wait, I forgot about all those Stabbin conversions.

Somebody does Bang Boat already I think.

pussyluver 08-14-2004 09:30 AM

Geeeze Mind-Trick, really didn't need that.

Ross 08-14-2004 09:42 AM

She does look like a hottie Trey. Good luck with it man, hope you get your girl soon :)

Martin 08-14-2004 09:46 AM

Nice. I hope you get to bang her bones. She's fine.

SplitInfinity 08-14-2004 09:48 AM

Just tell her how you feel d00d.
Give me her fax number and I will fax this posting thread to her, then
she will love you back.

LOL

cayne 08-14-2004 09:50 AM

GL with getting her laid! :thumbsup
She's def. very cute.

tranza 08-14-2004 09:55 AM

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Nubiles 08-14-2004 10:11 AM

It doesnt matter man if she has a boyfriend, she still hanging out with you, if she was with him 24/7 then it would be an issue.

Why is she with some golf cart loser boy? Probably cause he makes her feel good. Since she is hanging out with you, you need to make her feel good (Make sure you keep her mind away from logic and all toward emotions) then try to isolate her away from your and her friends, and then make her feel comfortable with you. At that point you can start to seduce her sexually.

Dont get so fucked up drinking because otherwise you are going to do something to make her feel very uncomfortable and she wont want to fuck you, unless you are both just stupid drunk and in which case you might not remember.

Dont acknowlege the boyfriend, its not relevant to you, and dont listen to advice like "ask her out on a date."

p1mpdogg 08-14-2004 10:15 AM

this thread is funny... i admit im head over heals for a chick, and i get hated on for it? lol

who are the real haters?

some good advice in this thread tho.. thanks

Drake 08-14-2004 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by wyldblyss

Now...since I'm in a good mood today I'm going to give you a little piece of advice which may or may not apply but may explain cart boy. Sometimes when you grow up with a lot of money...while you enjoy the money...subconsciously you get sick of all the crap that being from money brings..and the garbage your parents put in your head about it....like it is the ONLY thing there is...you should only associate with money....only hang in the right circles etc...so you rebel against high society and start going after losers. (look at JLo and all the others who have married people out of nowhere that had nothing...including me in my first marriage).

So..what ya do...is don't flaunt your money...don't try to impress with how much you have...instead....seem like a carefree fun loving guy who just happens to have money. Talking about how much you have and seeming like all you care about is the bling may just have her run in the other direction even though she might find you attractive.

Wise words here:2 cents:

Honeyslut 08-14-2004 10:37 AM

I hope the kids look like her ! hehehe

She's pretty. She looks like a cross between Charlize Theron and a YOUNG Sharon Stone from the pics.

Bigdogg 08-14-2004 11:15 AM

Don't you mean future ex-wife?:thumbsup

psyko514 08-14-2004 11:15 AM

so where are the pics with her top off?

C_U_Next_Tuesday 08-14-2004 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by p1mpdogg
this thread is funny... i admit im head over heals for a chick, and i get hated on for it? lol

who are the real haters?

some good advice in this thread tho.. thanks

who has time for hate...carry on kids :1orglaugh

TheWolf 08-14-2004 11:51 AM

If she says she's 21.. she's lying.

montel 08-14-2004 11:54 AM

hehe thats damn cool !! good luck.

cherrylula 08-14-2004 11:54 AM

Damn, what makes you think that because a chick comes from money she is not a gold digger? That just means she expects it. :1orglaugh

Here is a tip, the more high maintenance a chick is usually the more of a gold digger looking for a rich husband to fill her needs.

Mutt 08-14-2004 11:59 AM

that is one hot momma trey! good luck reeling her in. :thumbsup

too hot for me, i can't handle the stress that goes with women like that, a solid 7-7.5 is all i have ever gone for - still too much trouble if u axe me.

iFliPcEss 08-14-2004 11:59 AM

and high maintenance woman needs a rich dada

Bama 08-14-2004 12:45 PM

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my ass was grabbed and so were my balls
I think whomever grabbed them still has em'. Gonna have to grow a new set or borrow someone's for awhile.


Have another boat outing with her friends again. Have a great time enjoying the day - show her humor but don't make the mistake of fawning over her. Don't just try and capture her attention but spend time with her friends.

It's MUCH easier to have a relationship with a woman when she sees first hand her girlfriends enjoy your company and approve of you as well.

Later in the evening (and before she or you are hammered) tell her that you know she's in a relationship and you don't want to overstep any boundaries - but that you have an incredible crush on her and want to take her to dinner to confirm an overwhelming suspicion you've had about her for quite some time.... that's she's as beautiful on the inside as she is on the outside.

That chick KNOWS she's hot - and if she has half a brain will appreciate a guy who can see past her tits.

Just what I'd do!

siccmade 08-14-2004 01:22 PM

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Originally posted by p1mpdogg
me jealous of a cart boy? lolol

not at all. i have respect for peoples relationships or i would have been pounding her 2 months ago. would you want someone to move in on your man? didnt think so. its called respect


I wish some other motherfuckers would understand this.

lazycash 08-14-2004 01:30 PM

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Originally posted by p1mpdogg
shit i almost forgot... when we are dancing around and shit all druk.. my ass was grabbed and so were my balls.... i have no clue who did it, but it was nice :) lol
It was the fat one.

fr8 08-14-2004 01:33 PM

She does look good. But hiding what you do for a living, Id rather tell her.

tony286 08-14-2004 01:37 PM

Pretty looks older than 21 , remember if she cheats on her boyfriend with you. Then she will do it to you. You are not the biggest fish in the pond. Also if you are looking for a wife, you need more than nice tits and she plays bisexual games with her friends.

p1mpdogg 08-14-2004 01:39 PM

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Originally posted by tony404
Pretty looks older than 21 , remember if she cheats on her boyfriend with you. Then she will do it to you. You are not the biggest fish in the pond. Also if you are looking for a wife, you need more than nice tits and she plays bisexual games with her friends.
hehe

i know im not gonna marry her, i was exadurating...

but she is a really cool girl and a knockout.. and as far as her cheating on her boyfriend, she hasnt that i know of.. we havent done anything together other than drink and laugh and talk

Nysus 08-14-2004 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tony404
Pretty looks older than 21 , remember if she cheats on her boyfriend with you. Then she will do it to you. You are not the biggest fish in the pond. Also if you are looking for a wife, you need more than nice tits and she plays bisexual games with her friends.
That usually doesn't cross some people's minds when they're persuing someone over a good time..

Matt

Vitasoy 08-14-2004 01:47 PM

From those pics, I think she has a great body.

p1mpdogg 08-14-2004 08:22 PM

woot woot

see sig

NiteRain 08-14-2004 08:27 PM

haha, you don't want to tell her what you do huh? Well I guess that is cool if it isn't going to get serious, but if it gets serious you are going to have to tell her one day. Gee, she is dating a day that washes golf carts for a living. There is money in that?

p1mpdogg 08-14-2004 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NiteRain
haha, you don't want to tell her what you do huh? Well I guess that is cool if it isn't going to get serious, but if it gets serious you are going to have to tell her one day. Gee, she is dating a day that washes golf carts for a living. There is money in that?
i never said i wouldnt tell her, just not right away

evilshaun 08-14-2004 08:35 PM

your ugly ripoff ass could never hold a girl that's half normal let alone pick one up

it's obvious you're a real fucking scam artist ripoff now that you've successfully ripped 3 people i know you peice of shit

don't even bother

stick to hookers

stick to doing blow

stick to ripping people off

you are good for nothing and will always be, guys like you get the karma time so i'm sure it won't be long before you're gone, but in the mean time you peice of rippoff shit, that girl would never go for u for one simple fact:
all the money you think u have by riping or whatnot cannot buy you a personality or good looks, so stick to being a keyboard warrior internet tough guy and ripping people, it's really the only thing you're successful at, and you posting this topic, makes you look lke even more of a unsocial chump that could not ever get a girl, it's the blind leading the ugly-blind

rot in hell mother fucker

p1mpdogg 08-14-2004 08:38 PM

evilshaun


lol awww scammer got busted and has the nerve to blame me for him getting caught? poor kiddo


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