Name one random fact about your life
 

Me: I've had both of my shoulder bones broken.

I hate my hair. :BangBang:

I have a hugeeeeeeeeeeee cock

I like my cherries frozen.

i was raised by a single mother and hate dead beat dads.

if you have a son and do not spend every day with them, fuck off and die.

nothing worst than WANNABE DADS.

i broke my collarbone when i was going down my backyard hill i went to pull the black handle brakes they came off in myhand and i crashed into the brick wall :)

Well, you take the good, you take the bad, you put them both together and there you have.... "The Facts of Life":2 cents:

hey, i said a fact

I smoke to much :(

Its always cold in this office.

i got shot before

I cracked my heel bone all they way through, muscles holding it to my foot, and had to have it bolted back together. (bolts are no longer with me)

I love Peanut Butter, Miracle Whip, Onion and Tomato Sandwiches!

I second that.

I also hate the men that think they deserve mad props for spending time with their kids.

:eek7

I like cheese.

My mother tattooed an "E" on my right wrist when I was 7.

I have a sneaky suspicion she may have been drunk at the time.

I work too much.

I like beer a lot. :glugglug :glugglug :glugglug

I've never broken a bone.

I panic if I don't have a set of fingernail clippers with me at all times.
Don't ask why, because I don't know the answer.

uh ..that's truly fucked up :-(

Thanks! :winkwink:

im a scorpio :)

but it's one of my more pleasant childhood memories :)

I was on Oprah once.

:(

I was born...

I never smoked weed.

I'm addicted to Diet Mt. Dew

I use to be a PI and one of my specialties was deadbeat dads!

had a dragon tatooed on my right arm when my dad died in 99'.

I just took a shit.

I once killed a man just for snoring too loud.

I am a recovering alcoholic.

I think I drink to much!!:(

I have a really sweet ass. :thumbsup

I've never smoked anything

I'm straight.

come on... facts!

My wife is out of town.

:Graucho :Graucho

How peculiar. I have never met my father. Mom says it was the guy next door to her place 25 years ago. He was a married man. That cocksucker, I wish I could meet the bastard and beat him.


Now, for the random fact:
I took my original tattoo when I was in the army, on leave drunk as fuck. I haven't regretted it, but I have had it enhanced.

I am a compulsive liar.

:(

Seriously though, my daughter's mother took off three years ago and hasn't even called to say hello to her, or to even let her know if she is alive.

Fucking stupid bitch.:BangBang:

Her father did the same thing to her when she was young, moved out of the country, then called back when she was a teenager saying how much he missed her. Seems it is a vicious circle with some people.

that sucks .. is your daughter living with you ?

Ya, she's 10 now. After the first year you could tell she was still expecting a phone call or something on birthdays and whatnot, but now she appears to have moved on like her mother is dead. (she could be for all I know)

Hopefully she never comes back, because she was manic depressive and managed to bring everyone around her down into her world of shit.

I am a funeral director and embalm dead bodies.

im addicted to tekken tag....... (any of the tekken games to be honest)

I love to day dream

That was one of my childhood dream,s to becme a funeral director lol Yeah I also love the goriest stuff I can find... :thumbsup

far as a fact of mine... I was working in Denver in the summer of 1990 and due to a little negligence and a LOT of product liability I lost all 10 toes to a 16 horsepower, 36 inch commercial mower like this one but without all the safety stuff on it Old mower lol

http://www.allenlawnmower.com/bobcat.mower.gif