2 of my cousins are famous

andy pettitte
lance bass


edit: 50 facts

im fat.

I have no cavities, but one 1" titanium implant in my lower jaw.

I don't use nailclippers, only scissors. I seem to have a phobia of clippers..

I'm VERY shy around girls.


Also, I used to be a Radio MC...


ironic isnt it?

That sucks....but I just got an amazing amount of respect for you for stepping up. :thumbsup

Wow! Did they reattach them? Isn't it hard to balance without your toes?

I've done stand-up comedy.

I spent some time visiting a friend at Colgate university during the fraturnity rush, and they nominated me to the frat. Delta Upsilon. They still have my hat in the Delta Upsilon house at Colgate :)

Nope too much damage. We had just sharpened the blades that morning :1orglaugh I have prostetics in my shoes that help with balance. But if you guys ever meet me and some of ya will some day dont be shocked if I start walking funny for a minute trying to re-balance :thumbsup

i like pie

My son has a prosthetic leg and his brothers like to hide it from him.

im a fire crotch

Sometimes my anus itches. I believe it's a touch of internal hemorrhoids. Getting older sucks ...

I got married when I was 20 and they wouldn't give me my complimentary bottle of Champagne that went with the honeymoon suite :(

:1orglaugh

Ivy

I was born in the Chinese Year of the Fire Horse. :)

I feel out of a helicopter once.

I smoke too much.

I've got a hooooooole in me pocket. :1orglaugh

I went bald at 20.

please god tell me you dont eat that on the same sandwich

I love to climb to mountain tops and smoke weed..it's like religion
:stoned

i'm a skinny - fat person

damn, was it on the ground at the time :1orglaugh

I often internet from the shitter, wirelessly, on my laptop.

I failed my drivers license test the first time.

When I'm hungover I like to watch chick flicks and cry.

LOL! True story! :)

DH

There is an abundance of hair in my asscrack.

I was a commercial print model and even did some runway work for about 6 months in college.


no shit!

I pushed an abandoned car over some railway tracks and left it there when I was 16.

I love my DVD collection

I've travelled to every continent except Antarctica.

I fart big time in the morning :glugglug

i have stretchy skin

i have a dent in my leg from a trailbike crash.

I once felt up a hot girl's ass in a crowded bar, and some other guy got punched in the face for it. (by her)

I like things that go kaboom :thumbsup

I have a penis.

coffee makes me poop

I served in Desert Storm/Shield, USMC

who?

I rode shotgun in 4 hearses

I jerk off way to much

my name really isn't jimmy, or james, or jim...

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :helpme

i am here right now...

i hike Whistler mountain every day.