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polish_aristocrat 07-27-2004 12:25 PM

Is this a GOOD business plan?
 
* do you think someone could make any money with that?

Start another affiliate program with some shitty looking paysites, similar to the 150 others programs.
Hire sexy blonde sales / account reps with no clue.
Fat horrny webmasters who can't get laid in real life will see their pics on a message board and start sending traffic to that program.
After a while they see that conversions and retention suck so they go back to promoting proven money makers.
Soon after that the blonde account rep. contacts the webmaster saying.


- Hi Sweetie :P~~ Why did you stop sending traffic to us?.
- Because you have poor convertions from trials to full month memberships.
- Mhmm...not sure what you mean by that. But hey, here's a link to a GFY thread, i posted a new pic of me, when you look closely you can see my nipples :-)))

Result: horny webmaster starts sending traffic again to that program because Internext is coming soon and he hopes to get a drink with his hot sexy account rep. :winkwink:

Sooo.... do you think it's a good plan? :Graucho :Graucho

detoxed 07-27-2004 12:26 PM

yes of course thats profitable

candyflip 07-27-2004 12:26 PM

Works for SlickCash...so why wouldn't it work for anyone else? :winkwink:

detoxed 07-27-2004 12:27 PM

BTW give your first blonde sales rep my ICQ, only if she's hot, I want the first chance to break her cherry

Manowar 07-27-2004 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by candyflip
Works for SlickCash...so why wouldn't it work for anyone else? :winkwink:
I dont see how the SlickCash sites are shitty

TonyL 07-27-2004 12:28 PM

Yes. Look at the publicity they have already received. The real money will be made at the webmaster shows.

-Tony

sicone 07-27-2004 12:28 PM

Ya gotta stick with what works right?

okny 07-27-2004 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
- Hi Sweetie :P~~ Why did you stop sending traffic to us?.
- Because you have poor convertions from trials to full month memberships.
- Mhmm...not sure what you mean by that. But hey, here's a link to a GFY thread, i posted a new pic of me, when you look closely you can see my nipples :-)))

Result: horny webmaster starts sending traffic again to that program because Internext is coming soon and he hopes to get a drink with his hot sexy account rep. :winkwink:
:Graucho :Graucho

That's some funny shit

:1orglaugh

B40 07-27-2004 12:29 PM

Why not outsource account rep positions to Asia or Indian, and just post some pics of hot girls claiming to be them :Graucho

RedShoe 07-27-2004 12:30 PM

Swoit!

Kick Ass Chat 07-27-2004 12:31 PM

Man, some of you guys are down to earth rough on people.....:2 cents:

bdld 07-27-2004 12:37 PM

slickcash isnt even loading for me, must be all the horny surfers looking for sales rep pics

polish_aristocrat 07-27-2004 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bdld
slickcash isnt even loading for me, must be all the horny surfers looking for sales rep pics
lol

Reak 07-27-2004 04:03 PM

how about we put we will hire some twinks as sales reps :Graucho

polish_aristocrat 07-27-2004 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Reak
how about we put we will hire some twinks as sales reps :Graucho
such as bdjuf? :Graucho

MrIzzz 07-27-2004 04:05 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

tooo funny.

Marcus Aurelius 07-27-2004 04:05 PM

sounds rock solid. good luck with it...hhehe:Graucho

Reak 07-27-2004 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
such as bdjuf? :Graucho
Yeah what about BradM ?

:banana

Sosa 07-27-2004 04:06 PM

of course

Napolean 07-27-2004 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
* do you think someone could make any money with that?

Start another affiliate program with some shitty looking paysites, similar to the 150 others programs.
Hire sexy blonde sales / account reps with no clue.
Fat horrny webmasters who can't get laid in real life will see their pics on a message board and start sending traffic to that program.
After a while they see that conversions and retention suck so they go back to promoting proven money makers.
Soon after that the blonde account rep. contacts the webmaster saying.


- Hi Sweetie :P~~ Why did you stop sending traffic to us?.
- Because you have poor convertions from trials to full month memberships.
- Mhmm...not sure what you mean by that. But hey, here's a link to a GFY thread, i posted a new pic of me, when you look closely you can see my nipples :-)))

Result: horny webmaster starts sending traffic again to that program because Internext is coming soon and he hopes to get a drink with his hot sexy account rep. :winkwink:

Sooo.... do you think it's a good plan? :Graucho :Graucho

I would experiment a little first, try the blonde first.. but also try mixing in some variety.. brunettes and redheads.

but why even bother with that when you could be your own sales rep with a differant name on gfy? just create a female persona.. pretend to be your own dreamgirl and that should sync up with what every horny webmasters wants too ;)

fr8 07-27-2004 04:13 PM

rofl:1orglaugh

Well its not one that I would follow.

thekebie 07-27-2004 04:15 PM

It is better when they sit on your lap, ask you if you have any coke, then after tell you that you should promote their program. (This happened to me and someone else).

Rankings 07-27-2004 05:29 PM

worth giving a shot maybe:winkwink:

woj 07-27-2004 05:46 PM

:1orglaugh

great strategy :thumbsup

BRISK 07-27-2004 06:13 PM

:1orglaugh

StarkReality 07-27-2004 06:20 PM

That's the way to become rich, foolproof plan :thumbsup

buddyjuf 07-27-2004 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
such as bdjuf? :Graucho
don't hate me cuz I'm beautiful :glugglug

Dagwolf 07-27-2004 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by thekebie
It is better when they sit on your lap, ask you if you have any coke, then after tell you that you should promote their program. (This happened to me and someone else).
And it worked, right? :1orglaugh

Jace 07-27-2004 07:03 PM

*cough* slickcash *cough*

where has sarah been lately anyway, haven't seen her on icq in almost 2 months.....

edit: oh, i blocked her

Reak 07-27-2004 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JaceXXX
*cough* slickcash *cough*

where has sarah been lately anyway, haven't seen her on icq in almost 2 months.....

edit: oh, i blocked her

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

robfantasy 07-27-2004 07:09 PM

you sir are on your way to becoming a meeelionairrrrr

Credit 07-27-2004 07:09 PM

It sounds okay, but it is no news.

doornx 07-27-2004 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JaceXXX
*cough* slickcash *cough*

where has sarah been lately anyway, haven't seen her on icq in almost 2 months.....

edit: oh, i blocked her


ROFL :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

psyko514 07-27-2004 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by candyflip
Works for SlickCash...so why wouldn't it work for anyone else? :winkwink:
orgasm cash too.

enter ŧ 07-27-2004 07:12 PM

Anyone have a SlickCash ref code for me to signup under? I want in on some of this action:1orglaugh

TheJimmy 07-27-2004 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Napolean
I would experiment a little first, try the blonde first.. but also try mixing in some variety.. brunettes and redheads.

...



thin, cute latinas that sometimes where glasses seem to be a PROVEN quality combination in regards to getting webmasters interested & stirred up...


if the search.php was working I'd say go checkout the history of posts on, about, etc in regards to Cheshire and/or Punker Barbie...


I'm not hating here, cuz both seem to be pretty nice, and certifiably cute as hell...



:winkwink: :thumbsup

Linguist 07-27-2004 07:25 PM

I don't know how it's any of your business why they hired her.

For christ's sake, she's a sales rep and should present the company in a way that will make webmasters sign up.

Ever wonder why retail stores dont have fat and ugly guys selling clothing? Most stores either have young energetic guys or hot looking women. Why isn't anyone screaming discrimination?

If you're gonna say it doesn't matter how she looks over the web, it sure does since SlickCash goes to expos/webmaster gatherings.

But bottom line is that it's none of your business and SlickCash converts for me so why don't you go do something productive instead of creating fake drama :321GFY

RobD 07-27-2004 08:00 PM

it might work, letīs see how long they last:)

Big Cheese 07-27-2004 09:49 PM

I like brunettes too so you might wanna hire one of them :Graucho :2 cents:

Peter Romero 07-27-2004 10:28 PM

Fuck... why didn't I think of that?

Tera 07-29-2004 01:57 PM

I am laughing because of the nipple comment

:1orglaugh

alexg 07-29-2004 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
* do you think someone could make any money with that?

Start another affiliate program with some shitty looking paysites, similar to the 150 others programs.
Hire sexy blonde sales / account reps with no clue.
Fat horrny webmasters who can't get laid in real life will see their pics on a message board and start sending traffic to that program.
After a while they see that conversions and retention suck so they go back to promoting proven money makers.
Soon after that the blonde account rep. contacts the webmaster saying.


- Hi Sweetie :P~~ Why did you stop sending traffic to us?.
- Because you have poor convertions from trials to full month memberships.
- Mhmm...not sure what you mean by that. But hey, here's a link to a GFY thread, i posted a new pic of me, when you look closely you can see my nipples :-)))

Result: horny webmaster starts sending traffic again to that program because Internext is coming soon and he hopes to get a drink with his hot sexy account rep. :winkwink:

Sooo.... do you think it's a good plan? :Graucho :Graucho

PA, if I were you I wouldn't post such an amazing biz plan on GFY.

polish_aristocrat 07-29-2004 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tera
I am laughing because of the nipple comment

:1orglaugh

:winkwink:

Sony 07-29-2004 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
* do you think someone could make any money with that?

Start another affiliate program with some shitty looking paysites, similar to the 150 others programs.
Hire sexy blonde sales / account reps with no clue.
Fat horrny webmasters who can't get laid in real life will see their pics on a message board and start sending traffic to that program.
After a while they see that conversions and retention suck so they go back to promoting proven money makers.
Soon after that the blonde account rep. contacts the webmaster saying.


- Hi Sweetie :P~~ Why did you stop sending traffic to us?.
- Because you have poor convertions from trials to full month memberships.
- Mhmm...not sure what you mean by that. But hey, here's a link to a GFY thread, i posted a new pic of me, when you look closely you can see my nipples :-)))

Result: horny webmaster starts sending traffic again to that program because Internext is coming soon and he hopes to get a drink with his hot sexy account rep. :winkwink:

Sooo.... do you think it's a good plan? :Graucho :Graucho

:1orglaugh this is too funny! 10x!!!

TheWildcard 07-29-2004 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
such as bdjuf? :Graucho
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh


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