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SomeCreep 07-11-2004 08:38 PM

50 people coming to your house for trouble

CDSmith 07-11-2004 11:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by OzMan
:1orglaugh Well according to my Scottish Economics teacher in high school, it's a knee to the groin.
Ahh, okay. Damn, I thought it would involve bagpipes in some way.

Maybe when you kneed them in the groin they make a sound like bagpipes?

Serge Litehead 07-11-2004 11:31 PM

i've heard about one particular robbery in russia. if was in kids aparment of some hi-ranking politician, owners of aparment have lots of goodies, paintings, antiques, jewlery and such. owners also like to smoke quality herbs, so they had a good batch from some sunny nearby russia country. well when owners got home, they found 2 chechen doods sitting in their living room, completely stoned, unabled to move or steal anything.
police force arrived shortly after and arrested them thanking owners for a good catch.

Disco_Stu 07-12-2004 12:08 AM

In NC where I live, it is legal to shoot somoene who comes onto your property if you have posted no trespassing signs.
It is the Farmer's Act law which has been here since 1850 something.
AND it is VERY real.
I read maybe 2 or 3 times in the paper a year about so and so being either shot or shot at while prowling around someones property.
I live on 27 acres of gated fenced in land, I breed dobermans, 6 breeding pairs, own a winchester .300, a Ruger .44 and a 12 Guage shotgun.

Come onto my land, and legally in NC my dogs can have their way with you, break into my house and you will die guaranteed, no ifs ands or butts.
And no, I wouldnt feel bad about shooting somene breaking into my house at all, not one bit.

chodadog 07-12-2004 12:12 AM

I have a crowbar right next to my door. The last person that tried to give me shit turned back after taking just a few steps onto the driveway.

All this shit about a fair fight is lame.

Pornopat 07-12-2004 01:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by holograph
i've heard about one particular robbery in russia. if was in kids aparment of some hi-ranking politician, owners of aparment have lots of goodies, paintings, antiques, jewlery and such. owners also like to smoke quality herbs, so they had a good batch from some sunny nearby russia country. well when owners got home, they found 2 chechen doods sitting in their living room, completely stoned, unabled to move or steal anything.
police force arrived shortly after and arrested them thanking owners for a good catch.

:1orglaugh :thumbsup

Ross 07-12-2004 04:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by PatrickKing
Tell him what hagus is made of and while he is puking run away:winkwink:
I wish I could but I don't even know what its made off :)

I think its sheeps stomach!

karlm 07-12-2004 05:24 AM

Depends how mad this person/persons are.

If they are really pissed your gunna need some sort of protection

CE_BigB 07-12-2004 06:43 AM

Invite them inside or make sure the door is open

Shoot em... (preferrably not on the new carpet... and laying down plastic will only show preplanning )

Make sure you plant your throw away with their prints on it....


call the cops and tell em someone just tried braking into your house and you shot em

BIG B

Joesho 07-12-2004 06:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CE_BigB
Invite them inside or make sure the door is open

Shoot em... (preferrably not on the new carpet... and laying down plastic will only show preplanning )

Make sure you plant your throw away with their prints on it....


call the cops and tell em someone just tried braking into your house and you shot em

BIG B


:thumbsup

AnalProbe 07-12-2004 07:05 AM

Well, if they come for trouble... that's exactly what they'll get !

montel 07-12-2004 07:11 AM

in real life you call the cops....

on this message board you pull out your glock and cap em cos you are a pimp...

Ross 07-12-2004 07:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by montel
in real life you call the cops....

on this message board you pull out your glock and cap em cos you are a pimp...

HAHA so fucking true!

taboo_dude 07-12-2004 07:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
This be a good thread to repost this little ditty....


http://members.shaw.ca/billy1-99/pic...dlikeashot.jpg

I will have to remember that one :)

Mpegmaster 07-12-2004 09:34 AM

Tell THEM about your Friend MPEGMASTER

i am sure they would stay away :winkwink: :Graucho

B40 07-15-2004 11:06 PM

So what happend with this? Did the guys end up coming?

Ann-Angelcom 07-15-2004 11:12 PM

If someone came to my house and I was expecting them....they would be sure to meet about 30 of my friends. No need for knives or shotguns....it's all in the numbers. They bring more...you bring more. And if you run out of friends...well...make sure each friend has a bat.

WWC 07-15-2004 11:33 PM

CLICK HERE to hear what i would do....

dig420 07-15-2004 11:34 PM

I'd step out and fight them with my dogs just behind the door. If they turn out to be too much for me I open the door :)

http://www.fetishbucks.com/me/buster.jpg

Babagirls 07-15-2004 11:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dig420
I'd step out and fight them with my dogs just behind the door. If they turn out to be too much for me I open the door :)

http://www.fetishbucks.com/me/buster.jpg

that dog looks pissed as hell :1orglaugh i'd run! :thumbsup

johnbosh 07-15-2004 11:42 PM

try to kick ass, but the police could be hand ytoo

WWC 07-15-2004 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dig420
I'd step out and fight them with my dogs just behind the door. If they turn out to be too much for me I open the door :)

http://www.fetishbucks.com/me/buster.jpg


he looks high ... chillin...he might just laugh at the person who comes to your door :-)

reynold 07-16-2004 02:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
This be a good thread to repost this little ditty....


http://members.shaw.ca/billy1-99/pic...dlikeashot.jpg

Very clever..and it worked too!!!

pure energy 07-16-2004 03:27 AM

Kick ass no doubt...besides I would not just open my doors for someone

jollyperv 07-16-2004 05:15 AM

Just challenge both of them to a good game of chess, problem solved.

Or set some booby traps.


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