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Rictor 07-01-2004 01:54 PM
Are you from Serbia?

LoveHenk 07-01-2004 03:02 PM
can you make my dick bigger?

fudpuck 07-01-2004 03:03 PM
Why do I avoid shiny accessories?

The Bootyologist 07-01-2004 03:05 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by NakedBo
Why have most men the urge of controling a female in a relationship? And why do they refuse to put the seat of the toilet up before pissing?
1. Because they don't know how to love a woman good enough to keep her around

2. No grown-ass man doesn't put the seat up. See reason 1

Katlicious72 07-01-2004 03:06 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by The Bootyologist
you need more fiber in your diet
ROFL...

Bootyologist? What do you do to make the ladies hot?

The Bootyologist 07-01-2004 03:07 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by CraigA
Are you related to Huggy Bear from Starsky and Hutch?:winkwink:
No I am not, but I do count him among my heros.

HughJardon 07-01-2004 03:14 PM
2 questions? i to am a proud member of these fine groups

is it true you were in a fraternity lamda cap-a- mo-fo

and your part indian from the slap-a-ho tribe?

Khun 07-01-2004 03:20 PM
Whats the square root of 2?

CDSmith 07-01-2004 03:22 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by NakedBo
Why have most men the urge of controling a female in a relationship? And why do they refuse to put the seat of the toilet up before pissing?
And why do hot women choose to be with such losers?

NakedBo 07-01-2004 03:41 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by The Bootyologist
1. Because they don't know how to love a woman good enough to keep her around

2. No grown-ass man doesn't put the seat up. See reason 1

Thank you :)

NakedBo 07-01-2004 03:42 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by CDSmith
And why do hot women choose to be with such losers?
We don't that is why I am single again :)

CDSmith 07-01-2004 03:45 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by NakedBo
We don't that is why I am single again :)
When are you going to let me buy you dinner?

NakedBo 07-01-2004 03:56 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by CDSmith
When are you going to let me buy you dinner?

You sound like good fun during dinner, so whenever you want :winkwink:

The Bootyologist 07-01-2004 04:03 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Basic_man
Who is it in your sig?
Bootyologist to the stars : Don Magic Juan

The Bootyologist 07-01-2004 04:05 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Rictor
Are you from Serbia?
Do you even have to ask?
Could anyone in Serbia be as badasssss as Dr. Booty?

The Bootyologist 07-01-2004 04:06 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by LoveHenk
can you make my dick bigger?
Don't let whitedick get you down my brother. 99% of sex is mental to wimmens.

The Bootyologist 07-01-2004 04:07 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by fudpuck
Why do I avoid shiny accessories?
You lack style and class and have no fashion sense
I can make you over though

nothing a Sean Jean velour sweat suit, some ballin' kicks and a blizzzzzzzing watch won't fix

Pimp Eye for the White guy

The Bootyologist 07-01-2004 04:11 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Katlicious72
ROFL...

Bootyologist? What do you do to make the ladies hot?
I worship them like the goddesses they are
wimmen are meant to be loved

The Bootyologist 07-01-2004 04:49 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by HughJardon
2 questions? i to am a proud member of these fine groups

is it true you were in a fraternity lamda cap-a- mo-fo

and your part indian from the slap-a-ho tribe?
do fat kids like cake?

The Bootyologist 07-01-2004 04:50 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Khun
Whats the square root of 2?
1.41421356

maxdaname 07-01-2004 04:51 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by The Bootyologist
1.41421356
Your Sig Is Fuckin Huge!!

The Bootyologist 07-01-2004 04:51 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by CDSmith
And why do hot women choose to be with such losers?
because so many men are losers, lots of women have never met a good one so they don't think any exist

The Bootyologist 07-01-2004 04:53 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by NakedBo
You sound like good fun during dinner, so whenever you want :winkwink:
Another love connection from The Bootyologist

The Bootyologist 07-01-2004 04:53 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by maxdaname
Your Sig Is Fuckin Huge!!
workin' on it my brother..workin' on it

CDSmith 07-01-2004 04:55 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by NakedBo
You sound like good fun during dinner, so whenever you want :winkwink:
I've been known to start a food fight or two.


I'll send the jet for you shortly.

bad_girl 07-01-2004 05:20 PM
What would you suggest one do to spice up your love life?


Also, how do you get your boyfriend to stop being a sloth?

BG

The Bootyologist 07-01-2004 05:25 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by bad_girl
What would you suggest one do to spice up your love life?


Also, how do you get your boyfriend to stop being a sloth?

BG
this is a twofer

draw your man a bath

clean and scrub him in the way that you would like to see him do everyday

clip his toenails

exfoliate him

moisturize him

pamper him

shave his hoohah

give him a manicure and pedicure

tell him you expect him to keep himself up

RightHandMan 07-01-2004 06:27 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by The Bootyologist
this is a twofer

draw your man a bath

clean and scrub him in the way that you would like to see him do everyday

clip his toenails

exfoliate him

moisturize him

pamper him

shave his hoohah

give him a manicure and pedicure

tell him you expect him to keep himself up
You are a fucking Genious...

Can I Shadow you for a day???

slavdogg 07-01-2004 06:31 PM
green for the money and gold for the honey

The Bootyologist 07-01-2004 06:41 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by RightHandMan
You are a fucking Genious...

Can I Shadow you for a day???
Sure. You can be my RightHandMan

The Bootyologist 07-01-2004 09:10 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by slavdogg
green for the money and gold for the honey
yo yo dogg i'm feelin you dogg

Screaming 07-01-2004 09:11 PM
how many fingers am i holding up?

The Bootyologist 07-01-2004 09:15 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Screaming
how many fingers am i holding up?
:321GFY one

bad_girl 07-01-2004 09:22 PM
Do have any ties to Elton John?

The similarities are amazing.

BG

ShellyCrash 07-01-2004 09:36 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by The Bootyologist
We hate some persons because we do not know them; and we will not know them because we hate them.
That's Slick :winkwink:

Mr. Marks 07-01-2004 10:01 PM
Who's your biatch?:Graucho

justfreemovies 07-01-2004 10:03 PM
why are fat women easy
and skinny women so so hard to get in bed ?
lol :)

Miss Shortcake 07-01-2004 10:56 PM
Why do white boys only like skinny rail chicks and don't appreciate a big booty?


Why do the brothers always love big booties and look at a girls toes in the first glance?

The Bootyologist 07-02-2004 10:14 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by bad_girl
Do have any ties to Elton John?

The similarities are amazing.

BG
No, but I've been known to own all his albums and attend his shows...

The Bootyologist 07-02-2004 10:15 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by papichulo
Who's your biatch?:Graucho
She's preparing herself for Dr. Booty's house call

The Bootyologist 07-02-2004 10:17 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by justfreemovies
why are fat women easy
and skinny women so so hard to get in bed ?
lol :)
The human body starts producing more sex hormones if you consume 4000 calories or more a day

Why do you think dinner out is the standard date?

The Bootyologist 07-02-2004 10:24 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by Miss Shortcake
Why do white boys only like skinny rail chicks and don't appreciate a big booty?


Why do the brothers always love big booties and look at a girls toes in the first glance?
1. It's not that white boys don't like big booty, it's just that flat butt is all that is available to them. Most people tend to date in their race.

2. Big booty love is universal. How you take cae of your feet says a lot about you.


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