I Hate my b/f....
 

... he won't leave, we have a kid, what do I do????

Have a gangbang with a bunch of black men

Call the cops, call a lawyer, call a hitman...any of those 3

7k and a hitman should do the trick

cut his face

Leave him.

Suck on the penis

I wouldnt leave either if my child was still there.

That may be the problem.

go with the gangbang option.. and take pics

i like this idea better
dont forget the camera

go out every night and bring back a different man

you'll BRING it with you eh? :Graucho

wow, very original

I dont know whats scarier that you said get a hitman or that you know how much it costs.

Get advice from a lawyer. If you can afford it, get another place to stay with your child. Don't leave without your child but make sure you have what it takes to make it comfortable and have everything the child needs. If you can't get your own place, ask him nicely to leave, if he doesn't, call the police and make sure you have spoken with a lawyer to know your rights & have your parents or a sibling move in for a little while as a means of protection.

Depends. Is this just a problem between you and him? Or are you afraid for the safety of your kid?
If theres any chance of the kid being harmed, take them and run. Do whatever it takes.
If its just a problem with you and your b/f, then try to come to a reasonable solution. Either through talking, or through a lawyer.

It generally depends on the area you live in. But in most cases, an accidental death will run you about 5k up to 10k. Suicides cost more because they are harder to plan and cover up.

Find another one to kick his ass

practiced birth control would of helped lol

Is this a serious topic? It's not funny if it isn't.


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Have a pooh on the roof of his car

Commit suicide. You won't see him anymore.

Pack up your clothes, fill up the car drive away start e new life where you run out of gas.

Or goto court and get a restraining order.

And you would know because?

did you talk to him already???!

talk to him first!!!:321GFY

Best advice here so far:thumbsup

if he won't leave, then you let him have the place and move to another place instead. :2 cents:

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

WHATEVER you do, don't involve the child in this if it is not about their being in harm's way. Don't let the child be hit by this by saying his/her dad is a piece of shit or whatever. I see a LOT of parents doing this and talking to the children about what a deadbeat the other parent is and it makes me sick. If the child is in harm's way, that's another thing entirely, but if YOU just aren't happy with him, make damn sure the child and dad still have a chance at a good relationship. Maybe that's what he is afraid of and why he hasn't left, he might just want to be in his child's life......

Staying together for the child isn't good either though..... just make sure he knows (providing he is a good dad) that he will always be in the child's life, and maybe that will help him go.

so you basically hate him because he wants to stay with yo

maybe try fucking him harder?
if u werent such a prude he'd treat u better.

:1orglaugh

well if this is your reason why you hate your b/f.... its weird, most woman wants their man to stay with them for life, why don't you talk to him, open up, if you dont love him anymore then let it burn! just dont leave the guy hangin out into nothing, what goes around comes around, just be fair.

Want me to come kick his ass???

Not enough info. Who's house is it? Why do you want him to leave? Does he have a place to go? Why doesn't he want to leave? Too many questions to answer yours.

But, like Tam says, don't involve your kids. He is still "Dad" no matter what.

Exactly what I was thinking. "I hate my boyfriend, he won't leave." Maybe he has a little more of a head on his shoulders, and doesn't want to ruine his kid's life just because you're not thinking things through?

And here's another question. Why the hell did you have kids with someone like this, if he's such a horrible person? What were you thinking?

I don't think sacrificying her own dignity would help anything...

Just break up with him.

Cut his dick off.. fry it up and eat it.

:eek7

I know cheaper ones. Usually that costs near $2k or $3k, but you can find also people ready to do it for $750. Of course it's better to do it yourself because bullets are cheap, and if you use an axe it even gots for free.

Here is the procedure
1 ) Get helm (type warhelm forged from a war dwarf expert)
2 ) Put the help on your head
3 ) Get an axe (a viking war axe will do the work. If you cannot find a viking one, you can use a random stone and sharp one)
4 ) Use the axe

Scoring
On failed attempt you get a slap in the face and 5 points of experience
On success you get 25 points of liberty and 20 years in jail.

Nah, go with the hitman :)

That's the only resonable choice.

option number 1 is the easiers, 3 is the most interesting

tell him you are choosing to become a lesbian with his sister or mother..

I have delt with ex's boyfriends and husbands. My wifes best friend was in a bad spot. Wouldnt leave her alone. Was with him 4 years allmost 5. Had 2 kids with him. Lived totally off of him. She tried to get out. Had to call the police. Couldnt press charges cause she loved him still. It was bad.

Then one night me and the wife where there. He came over they started to fight. And I went to the door. He thought I was the new guy. :1orglaugh He backed down big time. Didnt want to even talk to me or say hi. Once it got a little worse. I stepped in and told him to leave my girl friend alone. Stepped up and she hugs me sorta... Said dont do anything to hurt him.

He started and I finished. It's been 3 years and never even heard of him since then.

Find a big Tattooed and intimadating guy to pose as your b/f or "New Guy"

i know some snipers for hire :1orglaugh

but seriously, apply for a divorce... have it legally resolved.

Pretty sad since they have 2 kids together.

HELLOOO PEOPLE!!!! DO NOT MAKE YOUR CHILDREN SUFFER FOR YOUR ACTIONS!!!!

give his dad a blow job and he wil let you to leave

Do you think you have a greater claim to your home than he does?

Do you think you have a greater claim to your kid than he does?

If so, why?

Long term relationships are not easy to unwind.

Good luck.

:rasta

Tell him you have Genital Herpes..