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SleazyDream 04-18-2004 12:32 AM

Stop making a big deal outa it - i only reserved every seat in the whole place
 
Jman's was comming to town - what the fuck else was I supposed to do? His flight got in at 5pm so for 6:30 I reserved the whole revolving restrauant for him since they wouldn't guarentee me a hahahahahaha seat.
That way no other bastard would take our hahahahahaha spot. I booked twice - once with a payphone, a reservation for 80 people for 5:30 and once for the 2 of us for 6:30. for some reason the 80 people didn't show up - thank God, and low and behold the place was empty. Everyone there was grumbling about some big party that didn't show up and all the reservations that had to turn down that night because of it hehe

never never tell me i can't get a guarenteed hahahahahaha seat. hehe

<img src=http://www.hjorleifson.com/jman/14.jpg>
<img src=http://www.hjorleifson.com/jman/13.jpg>

Jman 04-18-2004 12:36 AM

That is right. NEVER have I been treated like a King like this before. Sleazy's one Hell of a host and DAMN did we have a good time that evening after the restaurant, we went to the bar and .... That is for me to knwo and you to find out :321GFY

Seriously thanks a Million Sleazy you are GOLD :thumbsup

SleazyDream 04-18-2004 12:36 AM

doesn't matter where he goes - Georgous women FLOCK to this guy.... I duno HOW he does it!!!

<img src=http://www.hjorleifson.com/jman/12.jpg>

kmanrox 04-18-2004 12:39 AM

i'm refraining comments as i dont know who the chick is...

but i'd hit it either way

Jman 04-18-2004 12:41 AM

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Originally posted by kmanrox
i'm refraining comments as i dont know who the chick is...

but i'd hit it either way

Come on let us know :Graucho

graphicsbytia 04-18-2004 12:41 AM

that's it.. I gotta meet you someday Sleazy

wdsguy 04-18-2004 12:44 AM

lol crazy shit

beemk 04-18-2004 12:47 AM

lol, did u have to pay a minimum per seat?

SleazyDream 04-18-2004 12:48 AM

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Originally posted by beemk
lol, did u have to pay a minimum per seat?
na - fucking idiots only wanted a PHONE number to verify!!!!! I gave them the payphone number and that was FINE!!!!

makefuckingmoney 04-18-2004 12:50 AM

Sleazy always goes first class..

:thumbsup

beemk 04-18-2004 12:52 AM

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hydro 04-18-2004 12:53 AM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup

Huggles 04-18-2004 12:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream
Jman's was comming to town - what the fuck else was I supposed to do? His flight got in at 5pm so for 6:30 I reserved the whole revolving restrauant for him since they wouldn't guarentee me a hahahahahaha seat.
That way no other bastard would take our hahahahahaha spot. I booked twice - once with a payphone, a reservation for 80 people for 5:30 and once for the 2 of us for 6:30. for some reason the 80 people didn't show up - thank God, and low and behold the place was empty. Everyone there was grumbling about some big party that didn't show up and all the reservations that had to turn down that night because of it hehe

never never tell me i can't get a guarenteed hahahahahaha seat. hehe

<img src=http://www.hjorleifson.com/jman/14.jpg>
<img src=http://www.hjorleifson.com/jman/13.jpg>



Hahahah and they didn't suspect you? LOL

Odin88 04-18-2004 12:56 AM

I guess its too bad they won't be able to pay the bills this month.

beemk 04-18-2004 12:57 AM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream


na - fucking idiots only wanted a PHONE number to verify!!!!! I gave them the payphone number and that was FINE!!!!

ahahaha that will teach them

Paul Markham 04-18-2004 01:01 AM

Priceless Sleazy.

Joesho 04-18-2004 08:33 AM

Kudos to you Sleazy, that was a brilliant manouver!!!!

Doctor Dre 04-18-2004 08:36 AM

OMFG greatest idea ever . I was stuck downtown with Wizd0m Babel and Jimbo yesterday ... We went to a steakhouse but it was full till 10 pm ... Fucking bullshit . I'ma do that next time

m00d 04-18-2004 08:40 AM

that sucks, you should be ashamed. what about those people that rely on tips? what about the restaurant's operating costs? that's just fucked up

Oracle Porn 04-18-2004 08:43 AM

what's a hahahahaha seat?

candyflip 04-18-2004 08:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by m00d
that sucks, you should be ashamed. what about those people that rely on tips? what about the restaurant's operating costs? that's just fucked up

Oracle Porn 04-18-2004 08:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by m00d
that sucks, you should be ashamed. what about those people that rely on tips? what about the restaurant's operating costs? that's just fucked up
I'm sure they will survive.

m00d 04-18-2004 08:49 AM

What you did is no different than someone breaking in/ robbing the place of it's evening's sales money. Totally classless, why am I not surprised?

Jman 04-18-2004 08:52 AM

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Originally posted by m00d
that sucks, you should be ashamed. what about those people that rely on tips? what about the restaurant's operating costs? that's just fucked up
Tips ??? Obviously you don't know Sleazy...

Now go cry to your Mommy :321GFY

Jer 04-18-2004 09:11 AM

I hope you spent some good money there.

Doctor Dre 04-18-2004 09:13 AM

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Originally posted by JMan


Tips ??? Obviously you don't know Sleazy...

Now go cry to your Mommy :321GFY

Exactly . We left like 60 $ of tip to the waiter at the steak house ... He was more then satisfied that'S probably what he get normally in a whole shi.ft

stevo 04-18-2004 09:34 AM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream
doesn't matter where he goes - Georgous women FLOCK to this guy.... I duno HOW he does it!!!

<img src=http://www.hjorleifson.com/jman/12.jpg>

Could it be the money in her hand??? I think she robbed him! :winkwink:

alias 04-18-2004 09:36 AM

finally an elite move, an exploit you could say.. .

The Heron 04-18-2004 09:38 AM

Sleazy is my fucking hero :1orglaugh

Darren 04-18-2004 09:38 AM

how could they not guarantee you a seat/table but then u phone up and book table for 80 and they have seats for 80? confused! :glugglug

Doctor Dre 04-18-2004 09:38 AM

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Originally posted by stevo


Could it be the money in her hand??? I think she robbed him! :winkwink:

HAHAHHAHA


I give you 100 $ if you take a picture with me plz plz

Oracle Porn 04-18-2004 09:38 AM

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Originally posted by Doctor Dre


Exactly . We left like 60 $ of tip to the waiter at the steak house ... He was more then satisfied that'S probably what he get normally in a whole shi.ft

depends...how much was the meal?

Doctor Dre 04-18-2004 09:39 AM

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Originally posted by Darren
how could they not guarantee you a seat/table but then u phone up and book table for 80 and they have seats for 80? confused! :glugglug
When it's big groups they guarantee . When it's small they can't guarantee . Most places does that . Dumb moves for good clients

Oracle Porn 04-18-2004 09:39 AM

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Originally posted by Oracle Porn
what's a hahahahaha seat?
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Doctor Dre 04-18-2004 09:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Oracle Porn


depends...how much was the meal?

120 $

Alchool was a lot too I don't remember . It cost like near 300 $ total .

We gave him 20 % tip ... and the service wasn't that great.

And it don't change nothing about how much the meal was for the person . As long as he gets a nice tip that's what matter for him . If I'd be a waiter I'd rather have a 20 $ tip on a 300 $ order then a 2 $ tip on a 20 $ dinner ... more profitable for him... And he got tipped for the drink we took at the bar on our tab too wich he didn't even serve lol

Doctor Dre 04-18-2004 09:41 AM

I think we must have drank 8-10 martinis each ... it's 2oz of alchool each (2 drinks) . + The coronas and shooters lol

Oracle Porn 04-18-2004 09:42 AM

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Originally posted by Doctor Dre


120 $

Alchool was a lot too I don't remember . It cost like near 300 $ total .

We gave him 20 % tip ... and the service wasn't that great.

And it don't change nothing about how much the meal was for the person . As long as he gets a nice tip that's what matter for him . If I'd be a waiter I'd rather have a 20 $ tip on a 300 $ order then a 2 $ tip on a 20 $ dinner ... more profitable for him... And he got tipped for the drink we took at the bar on our tab too wich he didn't even serve lol

heh... I dunno....usualy you pay %20 on the tab.

Doctor Dre 04-18-2004 09:44 AM

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Originally posted by Oracle Porn


heh... I dunno....usualy you pay %20 on the tab.

In canada arround here it's 10-15 % . People probably tip average 10 %.

Oracle Porn 04-18-2004 09:45 AM

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Originally posted by Doctor Dre


In canada arround here it's 10-15 % . People probably tip average 10 %.

hehehehehee....its a worldwide rule, not a country rule...lol
people are cheap :P
I pay %20 usualy...sometimes when the dinner is good I round it which is around %30-%40.

SoundMan 04-18-2004 09:46 AM

what is it about canada and resturant's that spin ?

think i have been in 2 over there.

Jer 04-18-2004 09:52 AM

Here in Brazil a 10% "service fee" is included in the bill, but you don't need to pay it if you want. Rarely someone lefts a tip over that.

SleazyDream 04-18-2004 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by m00d
that sucks, you should be ashamed. what about those people that rely on tips? what about the restaurant's operating costs? that's just fucked up
simple solution - don't tell someone you cannot reserve a hahahahahaha seat when you can. what goes around comes around.

SleazyDream 04-18-2004 09:56 AM

hahahahahahahahahaha = w i n d o w

cayne 04-18-2004 10:52 AM

interessting way to reserve some seats... :)

AaronM 04-18-2004 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream
doesn't matter where he goes - Georgous women FLOCK to this guy.... I duno HOW he does it!!!

<img src=http://www.hjorleifson.com/jman/12.jpg>

He's gay...He's French...He likes donkeys.

Bitches love that.


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Creative 04-18-2004 11:00 AM

Hah, I don't know Sleazy but I see him around here sometimes

Gotta give that motherfucker props for cleaning out a resturaunt, even though he probably got spit in his food from disgruntled employees


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