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Hawkeye 04-09-2004 01:00 PM

Would you suck a dick for 1,000,000 dollars?
 
I'm talking to the straight men here.

Conditions:
1. He will not be wearing a condom.
2. You have your choice of swallow or facial.
3. Everyhahahaha will know about it because you'll get paid with one of those big checks.

riosluts 04-09-2004 01:01 PM

i bet 95% of the people would say yes. and alot of people would do it. He wouldnt care if other people knew it, since he'd be RICH

Poo-Chee 04-09-2004 01:01 PM

no fucking way

DR_PHIL 04-09-2004 01:01 PM

damn it no

aaron 04-09-2004 01:01 PM

since i havent managed to make my own million yet.... probably :( :helpme

Firehorse 04-09-2004 01:02 PM

No :glugglug

aaron 04-09-2004 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by riosluts
i bet 95% of the people would say yes. and alot of people would do it. He wouldnt care if other people knew it, since he'd be RICH
yup.

Rictor 04-09-2004 01:03 PM

Sure. Is this what you'd do if you had a million bucks? Buy a blowjob from me?

Babaganoosh 04-09-2004 01:04 PM

Yep, sign me up for that. I've never done it before but for a million bucks I will do my best to make it worth his money.

Gabriel 04-09-2004 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hawkeye
I'm talking to the straight men here.

Conditions:
1. He will not be wearing a condom.
2. You have your choice of swallow or facial.
3. Every0n3 will know about it because you'll get paid with one of those big checks.


Who is "He"?

Spunky 04-09-2004 01:04 PM

I would hire Oracle Porn for 100 bucks and pocket the rest

buddyjuf 04-09-2004 01:05 PM

no, because of #3

if it was only #1 and #2, I would have to say yes

SleazyDream 04-09-2004 01:05 PM

I'm completely straight, men do nothing for me sexually but i'll admit it - i have a price.

1/2 million no.
3/4 million no.
i'd start to seriously THINK about it for a million.

2 million - whip it out baby, I'm making you cum

cayne 04-09-2004 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by riosluts
i bet 95% of the people would say yes. and alot of people would do it. He wouldnt care if other people knew it, since he'd be RICH
Yeah sounds correct.

Bassab 04-09-2004 01:08 PM

Only a fuckin unrevealed faggot would ask such a question.

Answer: NO

Fuck are the principles and moral at?

xxxdesign-net 04-09-2004 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream
I'm completely straight, men do nothing for me sexually but i'll admit it - i have a price.

1/2 million no.
3/4 million no.
i'd start to seriously THINK about it for a million.

2 million - whip it out baby, I'm making you cum

5,000 webmasters putting $100 ... some of the big guys putting a bit more.. and we have $1 million... Now where's the camera...!?

polish_aristocrat 04-09-2004 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by xxxdesign-net


5,000 webmasters putting $100 ... some of the big guys putting a bit more.. and we have $1 million... Now where's the camera...!?

lol, maybe 5000 webmasters putting $200 ...and he would be sucking Oracle Porn's cock :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

phogirl69 04-09-2004 01:16 PM

I wonder if any men here would get fucked up the ass for a mil? Giving a blowjob is easy, all you do is just suck, a monkey could do it.

But getting fucked up your ass is different, it hurts, and you can REALLY feel it. So who would be up for that? :Graucho

Doctor Dre 04-09-2004 01:17 PM

The facial part is the worst one

SleazyDream 04-09-2004 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by xxxdesign-net


5,000 webmasters putting $100 ... some of the big guys putting a bit more.. and we have $1 million... Now where's the camera...!?


ok, 1 million US dollars - wired to my account FIRST. I'll do it.

not one fucking penny less. you pay all wire fees too. 1 million NET.

dav555add 04-09-2004 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bassab
Only a fuckin unrevealed faggot would ask such a question.

Answer: NO

Fuck are the principles and moral at?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

You'd probably suck a cock for free :1orglaugh

polish_aristocrat 04-09-2004 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by phogirl69
I wonder if any men here would get fucked up the ass for a mil? Giving a blowjob is easy, all you do is just suck, a monkey could do it.

But getting fucked up your ass is different, it hurts, and you can REALLY feel it. So who would be up for that? :Graucho

ever heard of Lawrence Connor?

kimzar 04-09-2004 01:18 PM

i don't think so :disgust

psyko514 04-09-2004 01:19 PM

i'd suck a dick and take a facial for $1 million (in cash, USD)

like sleazy said, everyone has a price.

SleazyDream 04-09-2004 01:20 PM

he has to have a recent (2 weeks or less) aim test though, i'm not dying for a million.

TSharp 04-09-2004 01:20 PM

yup

benthompson 04-09-2004 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Armed & Hammered
Yep, sign me up for that. I've never done it before but for a million bucks I will do my best to make it worth his money.
same here..

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 04-09-2004 01:21 PM

I am with Psycho and Sleazy...
I am sure it will be easy enough to afford therapy afterwards.

phogirl69 04-09-2004 01:21 PM

I'm a girl and not a lez, but I will GLADLY eat some pussy for a million! It would be too easy! I would do it in a heartbeat for a mil, hell yea. For a mil she can even squirt or pee on me, throw eggs on my face for all I care!

Spunky 04-09-2004 01:22 PM

http://www.renegadetgp.com/disturbing.jpg

Shags 04-09-2004 01:22 PM

Why not. Shit I will do it for $1000 :Graucho

psyko514 04-09-2004 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream
he has to have a recent (2 weeks or less) aim test though, i'm not dying for a million.
good point.

Bassab 04-09-2004 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dav555add
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

You'd probably suck a cock for free :1orglaugh


Are you having fun? Do you know how to read?

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 04-09-2004 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shags
Why not. Shit I will do it for $1000 :Graucho
You cheap whore!:1orglaugh

TheGoldenChild 04-09-2004 01:23 PM

I'd do it- how can it be any worse than the shit they do on Fear factor

I wouldn't eat an elks penis, a bull's balls, or maggots-

Last time I checked no one ever died from sucking a dick...
:1orglaugh

does this make me gay? or just desperate to pay my taxes??
LOL

psyko514 04-09-2004 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by phogirl69
I'm a girl and not a lez, but I will GLADLY eat some pussy for a million! It would be too easy! I would do it in a heartbeat for a mil, hell yea. For a mil she can even squirt or pee on me, throw eggs on my face for all I care!
the thing is, lesbians are perceived differently from gays.

the majority of guys think a chick licking pussy is cool whereas a dude sucking cock is fucking sick.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 04-09-2004 01:24 PM

Yeah the fucker has to at least be tested.

Poo-Chee 04-09-2004 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spunky1
http://www.renegadetgp.com/disturbing.jpg
i agree !

Oracle Porn 04-09-2004 01:25 PM

fuck ya
even 1/2 mil.

psyko514 04-09-2004 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Oracle Porn
fuck ya
even 1/2 mil.

you've already done it for free though.

phogirl69 04-09-2004 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by psyko514


the thing is, lesbians are perceived differently from gays.

the majority of guys think a chick licking pussy is cool whereas a dude sucking cock is fucking sick.


True... I would do it for much less than a mil tho.

psyko514 04-09-2004 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by phogirl69



True... I would do it for less than a mil tho. I would probably do it for 5k, or perhaps even 4k

Wow... I'm a straight male and I wouldn't eat an unknown girl's pussy for $5K.

phogirl69 04-09-2004 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by psyko514


Wow... I'm a straight male and I wouldn't eat an unknown girl's pussy for $5K.

Yea, your right, I edited my msg but you quoted me too soon....
I changed my mind ... 10k and up :Graucho

dig420 04-09-2004 01:30 PM

I'd take it up my tight virgin ass for 1m, no prob.

And I'm already wealthy. A million bucks is a million bucks :)

Frank The Tank 04-09-2004 01:31 PM

a million dollars dont buy FUCk all these days .. gimme 100 million ill think about it but more than likely still would be no

Napolean 04-09-2004 01:32 PM

shit yeah

theres plenty of meds out there that cause short term memory loss.. pop a few of those, have at it.. wont even know there that money came from :Graucho

dav555add 04-09-2004 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bassab



Are you having fun? Do you know how to read?


Fuck off and go suck a cock:321GFY
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Cory W 04-09-2004 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AlienQ
I am with Psycho and Sleazy...
I am sure it will be easy enough to afford therapy afterwards.

I am with this program.

That is a lot of money. I would be much more apt to make hideous remarks at the person who rejects the offer.

Poo-Chee 04-09-2004 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by psyko514


you've already done it for free though.

So Fucking owned........
Oracle Porn can better switch nickname.
Because you are just too fucking owned

Dawgy 04-09-2004 01:40 PM

lol... sleazy watch out, there's some perverse people here who could whip out a couple mil & not miss it.


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