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Dawgy 04-09-2004 01:41 PM

doh

50 wannabe fags... :1orglaugh

JesseD 04-09-2004 01:41 PM

Why? Are you offering? :Graucho

Sure, I'm game baby!

Poo-Chee 04-09-2004 01:42 PM

so.....

Basic_man 04-09-2004 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by riosluts
i bet 95% of the people would say yes. and alot of people would do it. He wouldnt care if other people knew it, since he'd be RICH
Yeah right, that's the easiest shit to do to get a million dollar !

axelcat 04-09-2004 01:43 PM

nope

TheEnforcer 04-09-2004 03:27 PM

Not a chance in hell!!

DarkJedi 04-09-2004 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream
I'm completely straight, men do nothing for me sexually but i'll admit it - i have a price.

1/2 million no.
3/4 million no.
i'd start to seriously THINK about it for a million.

2 million - whip it out baby, I'm making you cum

LMAO !! :1orglaugh

hilly 04-09-2004 03:38 PM

I wouldn't suck a dick even if it was coated in honey

Webasic 04-09-2004 03:41 PM

I wouldn't have to think twice for a million :1orglaugh

sean416 04-09-2004 03:41 PM

lol. I dunno man.. some of you are saying yes pretty quick. ever heard the saying

"A man can build 100 bridges and suck one cock and he'll be known as a cocksucker for the rest of his life"?

Reak 04-09-2004 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Poo-Chee
no fucking way
word.

Jer 04-09-2004 03:44 PM

This would do a great reality show like survivor, but the winner (survivor) would have the chance to suck dick for his US$ 1 million.

:thumbsup

Goose 04-09-2004 03:44 PM

good question...I say no

xNetworx 04-09-2004 03:45 PM

I would even suck your Mom's Dick for a million!

Melvin the Dude 04-09-2004 03:47 PM

Fuck no, $1million doesnt buy my pride & respect, both of which would be lost forever.

lurking 04-09-2004 03:48 PM

yes. I could just buy new friends. (edit: must be a white man, preferrably a small dick canadian).

Raf1 04-09-2004 03:55 PM

no I wouldn't

Trippekdick 04-09-2004 04:04 PM

nopp:helpme

Nubiles 04-09-2004 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sean416

"A man can build 100 bridges and suck one cock and he'll be known as a cocksucker for the rest of his life"?


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

This is very true.

svenski 04-09-2004 04:11 PM

For a million hell yeah.

Then I'd retreat to some 3rd world banana republic where nohahahaha knew my name and spend one dollar a week and live like a king. :thumbsup

Just don't tell my mom.

Ironhorse 04-09-2004 04:16 PM

Hell yeah, with a medical test though..

zentz 04-09-2004 04:29 PM

1mil. $ , haha sure.. just brush your teeth after

Ar3s 04-09-2004 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rictor
Sure. Is this what you'd do if you had a million bucks? Buy a blowjob from me?
lol
hehhehee :winkwink:

ldinternet 04-09-2004 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by psyko514


you've already done it for free though.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Holy shit, I laughed so hard it hurts.

studio 04-09-2004 04:40 PM

I think they call that fast messy cash... and there is nothing better than fast cash...

Pornopat 04-09-2004 04:41 PM

No sucking way...

bluedevil 04-09-2004 04:46 PM

I would do it for at least 59.4 million dollars, I could take over my own country eventually, i would just think of a happy place...

Nysus 04-09-2004 04:48 PM

I think anyone who doesn't believe they will make $1 million in their lifetime would do it.

Cheers,
Matt

wdsguy 04-09-2004 04:49 PM

I would consider it

Lem0nHead 04-09-2004 04:58 PM

twice :1orglaugh

Seb From Holland 04-09-2004 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bluedevil
I would do it for at least 59.4 million dollars, I could take over my own country eventually, i would just think of a happy place...
<font size="10" face="Arial" color="#FF0000"><b>Attention: $20 STRAIGHT BALLIN' ALERT!</b></font>

Theo 04-09-2004 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Seb From Holland


<font size="10" face="Arial" color="#FF0000"><b>Attention: $20 STRAIGHT BALLIN' ALERT!</b></font>


lol,that's what i thought too


big words usually reveal deepthroaters

SleazyDream 04-09-2004 10:02 PM

peter north did it - he's still one of my sexual heros

leg4 04-09-2004 10:14 PM

this is an obvious question for webmasters that havent had a taste of success.... and make $ yet...

if you had made money... you would know that money doesn't mean shit... and it's surely not worth your soul to sell out for sucking dick.

Voodoo 04-09-2004 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream
I'm completely straight, men do nothing for me sexually but i'll admit it - i have a price.

1/2 million no.
3/4 million no.
i'd start to seriously THINK about it for a million.

2 million - whip it out baby, I'm making you cum

Homo

421Fill 04-09-2004 10:16 PM

yes, I would. it'd be the easiest fucking million, and who would give a fuck what anyone thought? not me, I'd have the money and they'd have jack. lol

Biggie99 04-09-2004 10:19 PM

Helllllll Nooo you fuckin str8 on that!!!!!!! I WONT DO IT FOR THE WORLD AND I DONT CARE IF IM POOR LIKE A HOMELESS!!

:BangBang: :321GFY :ak47: :boid

brickbat 04-09-2004 10:19 PM

Without even having to think twice..<br><br>

leg4 04-09-2004 10:24 PM

damn, i cant believe how many fags there are in here


i hope i didnt meet you guys at the conventions

rdunn404 04-09-2004 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by leg4
damn, i cant believe how many fags there are in here


i hope i didnt meet you guys at the conventions

Hell yeah man, I see the 'closet' opened quite a bit wider after reading this thread.

Paul Markham 04-09-2004 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream
I'm completely straight, men do nothing for me sexually but i'll admit it - i have a price.

1/2 million no.
3/4 million no.
i'd start to seriously THINK about it for a million.

2 million - whip it out baby, I'm making you cum

Well for 1/2 million I'm your man. :Graucho

I have no problem about my sexuality so why the fuck not do it.

Plan9 04-09-2004 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by basadmin
a million dollars dont buy FUCk all these days .. gimme 100 million ill think about it but more than likely still would be no
...last I checked, a million dollars still bought a hell of a lot. Namely, a nice house fully paid for, a car, and plenty left over to invest. *shrug*

Plan9 04-09-2004 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by charly
Well for 1/2 million I'm your man. :Graucho

I have no problem about my sexuality so why the fuck not do it.

I think this brings up another point.
For those that agreed to the million - whats the LEAST amount of money you'd do it for? :1orglaugh

Shags 04-09-2004 10:45 PM

:helpme This treat still going?

AbulletAway 04-09-2004 10:51 PM

So where does the line start?


And I would think the guy who's having his cock sucked is more gay. He's doing it for free.

And SleazyDream had a good point about North. I never knew he did gay porn and then I see a clip of him taking it in the ass. Straight guys still want to be him. I guess it's a good thing he was a pornstar and not a bridge builder.

bcooter 04-09-2004 10:53 PM

to tell you the truth........ I look at life as a series of moments. And to make 1,000,000 dollars in ......what, 40 minutes (considering i dont know how to give a blow job) that would be well worth it. for less than one hour of unpleasantry, to accept one MILLION dollars, and never have to work again. you are god damned right i would suck a cock.

and the only people that would say no, are homophobes who are too afraid to admit they are gay. who cares. suck one cock and your not a cock sucker, you're a fucking millionaire

CDSmith 04-09-2004 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hawkeye
I'm talking to the straight men here.

Conditions:
1. He will not be wearing a condom.
2. You have your choice of swallow or facial.
3. Everyhahahaha will know about it because you'll get paid with one of those big checks.

Let's see the color of the money.

If you're not actually offering a million bucks, then my answer is no.

If you're actually offering a million bucks for this, then let's see it and I'll give you my real answer.

SurfDog 04-09-2004 11:03 PM

Everyhahahaha has their price. I asked this broad the other day - 'Would you fuck me for $10,000?' She said - "Sure honey, let's get it on". I said, "Well will you fuck me for $10?" She said' "Hell no, what kind of girl do you think I am?" And I said - "We've already determined that, all we're doing now is haggling about the price".

KRL 04-09-2004 11:24 PM

Fuck NO! Wouldn't do it for a $100 Million either.

:BangBang:

Oracle Porn 04-09-2004 11:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Poo-Chee


So Fucking owned........
Oracle Porn can better switch nickname.
Because you are just too fucking owned

who the fuck are YOU??????????????


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