Man cuts his own penis off, cooks it, then eats it
 

A 34-year-old man, believed to be mentally deranged, cut his penis, burnt and ate it at his house in Kampung Baru in Kampung Koh, Sitiawan, early Saturday.

A police spokesman said the man, believed to have taken hallucinatory pills before the incident, is said to have done so after hearing a voice asking him to do so.

He said the man was awoken at about 1 am on hearing a voice asking him to cut his penis, burn and eat it.

"The man then wrapped his penis in a piece of cloth, burnt, and ate it," he said.

http://www.utusan.com.my/utusan/cont...s&pg=hn_09.htm

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Fucking nuts. :winkwink:

a real sausage fest :1orglaugh

Drugs are bad...mkay

crack head :1orglaugh

I had a dream before I cut off my cock....
scared the FUCK outta me...

Eating your penis is quite an accomplishment, <a href="http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,8060794%255E13762,00.html">apparently</a> the texture makes it difficult, even when fried (which is why I'd imagine this guy had to *burn* his to get it down).

hmmm...AZN been on today?

There was a similar story like a year ago when some dude was tripping on Angel Trumpets tea and though his cock was a snake - so he cut it off.

:glugglug

Moahahaha :1orglaugh

rubba dub dub thanks for the grub

That is the funniest dam thing I've heard all week.:1orglaugh

cant believe they left this guy alone. and he had to be bleeding profusely while he was doing all that - geez.

must have taken some strong shit to do that :1orglaugh

Man thats just wrong. Shoot me if I ever loose it that bad.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

:eek7 :xomunch :helpme

that is terrible, the most awful thing ive heard all day


























he shouldnt have burned it, they are much better medium rare

Eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwww!!!!!!!

dumb ass, he needs to find some psychiatric doctor:BangBang:

Probably !! :Graucho

Holy Shit!

That is pretty fucked up.

wtf. that is so messed up
why do people do shit like that

bad news - any pics what the guy looks like ?

:1orglaugh

cock! it's whats for dinner!

man it seems like at least one a month somewhere in the world someone cuts off their penis.

old news...was almost a year ago

only in Malaysia....WTF????

Stupid bastard:(

:eek7

heard a similar story awhile back...crazy fucks

I hope he doesn't own a restaurant...