If you had a measly $5,000
 

What would you invest in that would guarantee some sort of return in 6 months?
Go choker style and buy like 500 tgp domains?
Downpayment on a house?
Lots and lots of prostitutes?

What would you do and why?

I can't think of anything that would GUARANTEE a return. I'd probably fund a paysite with it. Not everyone can start a decent paysite for $5k though.

i'd pay a bunch of noobs to do some grunt work for me

Hit me up on icq bro... I can help you make some decent coin with that

dude! what about me? you KNOW I got coin to invest! :thumbsup

I don't think 5k$ is enough to start a good paysite...

damn too many "The takeover" sigs :glugglug

lets talk :thumbsup

Not in toronto bud, you need at least another $20k in front of that.

I'd buy a server from jupiterhosting and get a years 10mbps line for free.

<b>Shoes and Lingerie</b>.....that always brings a great return for me :Graucho
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Ivy

5g in lingere for you? Sounds good to me!

For $1000 I'll tell you.

Invest more into my operations here and make that 5k grow into 15k in a month.

:thumbsup

More details?

:thumbsup Yea!! I can never get enough shoes and lingerie! It's a good thing it's a tax writeoff :winkwink:

Ivy

I'd hire 2 more guys and buy more advertising.

I'd buy myself a better car like a pinto, and then spent the other $4500 on ppc ads for www.datinggold.com

PPC media buys

Buy a clean used car under the market and sell it back or
go to mexico and just buy junk and put it on ebay.

I would hire a few sig whores to make my life easier!

I'd buy 1 pound of pot, but then about 100 cases of twinkies.

give the pot away for free and then sell the twinkies for about $5 per package.

edit-i admit i fully didn't read post..you want a return in six months..

pay $500 for avery good MGP design then a trade script for $500, then traffic to it for $4K

I like that idea WG.... I've done a lot of CPC work in mainstream. I could definatly give that a shot. But I'd probably take it slow and start with 1g or so and see how the return is on the product I am selling.

which mainstream products have you been sellin usign ppc search engines?

Well mind you this was about 1 year ago now.
Hosting, Dating, Work From Home, Casino
Those 4 mainly. I also tried a few others like loans and debt consolodation etc.

The most profitable was the hosting and dating, WFH and Casino. :)

thanks :)

I HAVE the 5k. What do I do now? :helpme

No problem. But also remember that market is pretty saturated right now. Unless you're REALLY good you wont be making your investement back on the clicks. Not unless you own the hosting company and get the branding along with it.

However there is money to be made there still. I would just personally trust the adult market more just because of the success everyone hears.

I might put some coin into this... I'll see how it goes. Have to look into the best place to send the clicks as I hear right to the paysite is no good. I might build a hub of sorts.

hmmmmm this is a fun idea.

LOL :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

hahaha good ideas!

combine it with some other $ and downpayment on a house

more than one way to skin a cat - nice to see some of these ideas

Oh and yeah you may need 25k for a house in toronto... but here you can get a nice place for 150,000 CDN

i'll take 3 please! depending on how much those twinkies "weigh" :winkwink:

Take a Vacation.........

Nope... got 2 planned for this year already. Mexico and one to Florida.

pay off a little of my debt :thumbsup

Pay depts. and i Put money into Mutual Funds. Also i have some adult things i an putting together.
Lots o stuff!!

get a boob job for some chick....maybe mine...maybe not

If you have some serious ideas hit me up on ICQ. We can chat in private about them. If you have something really cool - you could get funded. :)

Buy lots of booze and and jello, then throw a big party :thumbsup

setup a small studio in the basement of my house and get some decent video photo gear. that 5k would be gone FAST!

I had started project XXX.

I had bought some content too
and made a kick ass AVS site.

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I did contact you :).

And it's not a big investment.

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I'd have to go with the prostitutes myself.

paysite.

I'll pay alot of hoes and do a fuckin' big party !!!