Cut the shit out of myself while shaving
 

I just cut the living fuck out of myself while shaving this morning. The cut is a little bit smaller than a dime and it's been bleeding for almost an hour. It's not serious enough to have to go to the doc, but what should I put on it so it doesn't get infected and scar nasty?

Bottle of whiskey :)

Fresh cum...

or just stick some TP to it

Krazy Glue will seal that shut in a hurry. I used to use it all the time back when I worked in electrical.

get a butterfly stitch at the drugstore that will help. Also put some vitamin e and neosporin the e will keep it from scaring it comes in liquid or you can buy the pill and pop it with a pin

thats a lot of crazy glue... crazy glue is good for smaller cuts i would think..

YOu should be ok. Get a sharper blade for next time!

grow a beard and noone will notice

also it will prevent the next shaving accident


go to drugstore get septic pencil, will stop the bleeding

Thing is it was a brand new mach3 blade. I wasn't even shaving fast taking my time, and then all the sudden I feel the razor pull pretty rough on my cheek next thing blood is running down my face and my razor has a good size chunk of skin in it. What a way to start off the day!

Post some pics.. lol

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This should be a message for all sponsors... if you shave you will bleed to death:1orglaugh

Solution: Don't Shave

Wow, never had problems with a Mach 3. I get more irritation from an electric razor than a Mach 3. I don't think I've ever even nipped myself on the neck with Mach 3 but other blades would leave little dots all over that would sting something terrible outside in hot weather.

Pics pics pics :1orglaugh

I'l try to give you guys a clue on that one.
My granddad showed me to use a stick of "Mandrake" (hope that translation for Alraun was right) and ice cold water. This will keep little scars from bleeding and the skin stays tight.

If you get a shave at a hairdresser in southern europe this technique is still widely spread. Don´t know how you in the "new world" deal with that problem though.

Have Phun

mo-i