Cut the shit out of myself while shaving - GoFuckYourself.com

arial · 02-18-2004, 07:26 AM

I just cut the living fuck out of myself while shaving this morning. The cut is a little bit smaller than a dime and it's been bleeding for almost an hour. It's not serious enough to have to go to the doc, but what should I put on it so it doesn't get infected and scar nasty?

Dirty F · 02-18-2004, 07:27 AM

Bottle of whiskey

ImPimpin · 02-18-2004, 07:27 AM

Fresh cum...

or just stick some TP to it

austinth · 02-18-2004, 07:30 AM

Krazy Glue will seal that shut in a hurry. I used to use it all the time back when I worked in electrical.

mindoza · 02-18-2004, 07:36 AM

get a butterfly stitch at the drugstore that will help. Also put some vitamin e and neosporin the e will keep it from scaring it comes in liquid or you can buy the pill and pop it with a pin

Alky · 02-18-2004, 07:39 AM

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Originally posted by austinth
Krazy Glue will seal that shut in a hurry. I used to use it all the time back when I worked in electrical.

thats a lot of crazy glue... crazy glue is good for smaller cuts i would think..

Head · 02-18-2004, 07:40 AM

YOu should be ok. Get a sharper blade for next time!

sumphatpimp · 02-18-2004, 07:44 AM

grow a beard and noone will notice

also it will prevent the next shaving accident

go to drugstore get septic pencil, will stop the bleeding

arial · 02-18-2004, 07:46 AM

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Originally posted by Head
YOu should be ok. Get a sharper blade for next time!

Thing is it was a brand new mach3 blade. I wasn't even shaving fast taking my time, and then all the sudden I feel the razor pull pretty rough on my cheek next thing blood is running down my face and my razor has a good size chunk of skin in it. What a way to start off the day!

media · 02-18-2004, 07:47 AM

Post some pics.. lol

Steve · 02-18-2004, 07:49 AM

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ImPimpin · 02-18-2004, 07:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by arial
I just cut the living fuck out of myself while shaving this morning. The cut is a little bit smaller than a dime and it's been bleeding for almost an hour. It's not serious enough to have to go to the doc, but what should I put on it so it doesn't get infected and scar nasty?

This should be a message for all sponsors... if you shave you will bleed to death

Solution: Don't Shave

mardigras · 02-18-2004, 08:43 AM

Wow, never had problems with a Mach 3. I get more irritation from an electric razor than a Mach 3. I don't think I've ever even nipped myself on the neck with Mach 3 but other blades would leave little dots all over that would sting something terrible outside in hot weather.

Malkmus · 02-18-2004, 08:55 AM

Pics pics pics

mo-i · 02-18-2004, 09:18 AM

I'l try to give you guys a clue on that one.
My granddad showed me to use a stick of "Mandrake" (hope that translation for Alraun was right) and ice cold water. This will keep little scars from bleeding and the skin stays tight.

If you get a shave at a hairdresser in southern europe this technique is still widely spread. Don´t know how you in the "new world" deal with that problem though.

Have Phun

mo-i

02-18-2004, 07:26 AM	#1
arial Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Bay Area Posts: 4,012	Cut the shit out of myself while shaving I just cut the living fuck out of myself while shaving this morning. The cut is a little bit smaller than a dime and it's been bleeding for almost an hour. It's not serious enough to have to go to the doc, but what should I put on it so it doesn't get infected and scar nasty?

02-18-2004, 07:30 AM	#4
austinth Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Fantasy Island Posts: 1,770	Krazy Glue will seal that shut in a hurry. I used to use it all the time back when I worked in electrical. __________________ Get A $25 Circuit City GIFT Card - *FREE*!

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mindoza Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 1,625	get a butterfly stitch at the drugstore that will help. Also put some vitamin e and neosporin the e will keep it from scaring it comes in liquid or you can buy the pill and pop it with a pin __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

02-18-2004, 07:40 AM	#7
Head Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Starship Enterprise Posts: 8,278	YOu should be ok. Get a sharper blade for next time! __________________

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02-18-2004, 07:27 AM	#2
Dirty F Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 59,204	Bottle of whiskey

02-18-2004, 07:27 AM	#3
ImPimpin So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Syd, Australia Posts: 273	Fresh cum... or just stick some TP to it

02-18-2004, 07:44 AM	#8
sumphatpimp Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 5,235	grow a beard and noone will notice also it will prevent the next shaving accident go to drugstore get septic pencil, will stop the bleeding

02-18-2004, 07:49 AM	#11
Steve Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: USA Posts: 6,894	NahNahNah Nah Nah NEO! NahNah NahNah NahNahNah SPORIN!

02-18-2004, 08:43 AM	#13
mardigras Bon temps! Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: down yonder Posts: 14,194	Wow, never had problems with a Mach 3. I get more irritation from an electric razor than a Mach 3. I don't think I've ever even nipped myself on the neck with Mach 3 but other blades would leave little dots all over that would sting something terrible outside in hot weather. __________________ .

02-18-2004, 08:55 AM	#14
Malkmus Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: French Riviera Posts: 573	Pics pics pics

02-18-2004, 09:18 AM	#15
mo-i Registered User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: at home Posts: 41	I'l try to give you guys a clue on that one. My granddad showed me to use a stick of "Mandrake" (hope that translation for Alraun was right) and ice cold water. This will keep little scars from bleeding and the skin stays tight. If you get a shave at a hairdresser in southern europe this technique is still widely spread. Don´t know how you in the "new world" deal with that problem though. Have Phun mo-i