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Orgasmics 02-17-2004 02:58 PM

Heather! Donate your donations!
 
Because of this whole ordeal, you are scarred for life in the eyes of many webmasters. You won't be able to totally make this right, but there is something you can do recover that last shred of dignity that you just flung to the floor.

Start a new thread along these lines:
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I realize I have made a total ass of myself and used terrible judgement when I decided to ask you to give me your hard earned money so I can get some new tits. I realize now that there are many better uses for this money and I wish to make this right.

To all those who donated money to me:
I have decided to donate the money collected to *insert worthwhile charity here - note: not your boobs again*. If you prefer that I return your money rather than donate it to this cause, please let me know and I reverse the Paypal you sent.
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As I said, this wouldn't make things totally right, but it would help you to look like LESS of a stupid, selfish, heartless & greedy person.

If you won't do this... I'm sure I won't be the only one taking note. This will only prove that what I have previously said about you is not only true, but an understatement.

nathan_f 02-17-2004 02:59 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

that thread will never be made...

Digipimp 02-17-2004 02:59 PM

Who cares, what's done is done. Move along.

Orgasmics 02-17-2004 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Digipimp
Who cares, what's done is done. Move along.
It's not done. She still has an opportunity to do right with that money. It's not spent yet... or is it?

TurboAngel 02-17-2004 03:01 PM

Like that's going to happen.


:1orglaugh

sperbonzo 02-17-2004 03:01 PM

I am fascinated to see what, if anything, Heather will reply to this...

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 02-17-2004 03:01 PM

I want her overaries.

When that auction start?

StuartD 02-17-2004 03:01 PM

I never sent any money... if someone has medical bills, that's one thing.

But there's something wrong in your own head if you're sending some girl money to get new boobs. Especially if you don't really know her.

okny 02-17-2004 03:02 PM

"Laughing @ subject"

Peaches 02-17-2004 03:02 PM

I didn't read the whole Heather Donations thread (there are only 24 hours in a day - sheesh!) but from the first post, it looked to ME like she was kidding....or is Michelle kidding too? I'm too old to follow these things well......:(

baddog 02-17-2004 03:03 PM

Michelle, you been hitting the gin again? We both know that isn't going to happen

LadyMischief 02-17-2004 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Peaches
I didn't read the whole Heather Donations thread (there are only 24 hours in a day - sheesh!) but from the first post, it looked to ME like she was kidding....or is Michelle kidding too? I'm too old to follow these things well......:(
No joke, lady Peaches :)

Digipimp 02-17-2004 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Orgasmics


It's not done. She still has an opportunity to do right with that money. It's not spent yet... or is it?

Yes it is done, the thread asking for donations was started if people would just ignore it, it could go away and we would all be happy.

baddog 02-17-2004 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Peaches
I didn't read the whole Heather Donations thread (there are only 24 hours in a day - sheesh!) but from the first post, it looked to ME like she was kidding....or is Michelle kidding too? I'm too old to follow these things well......:(
No, Heather is not kidding. . . . .and she has gone so far as to decline legit business offers to help her raise the money

XxXotic 02-17-2004 03:04 PM

i could understand, even sympathize if the bitch needed a new kidney or spleen or something... hell, i'd even offer my own sphincter for transplant if it was life or death.... but begging for tits? its mind boggling

Brat 02-17-2004 03:04 PM

no reply yet
odd considering she's on the ball with every reply in the other thread.

Heather Hamptons 02-17-2004 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by baddog


No, Heather is not kidding. . . . .and she has gone so far as to decline legit business offers to help her raise the money

thats a load of crap. i spoke with you and liked your ideas. I talked to Ivy and she said it wouildnt be best. I have a contract with her so I cant just do whatever I pelase, same as she cant.

I also am working with a few others on their ideas so dint think that just because you dont see it, it isnt there :)

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 02-17-2004 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brat
no reply yet
odd considering she's on the ball with every reply in the other thread.

She still amateur and has not yet to learned to hyper thread yet.

dropped9 02-17-2004 03:08 PM

Question: How much money did she raise?

Orgasmics 02-17-2004 03:09 PM

How 'bout responding to what I said, Heather?

Orgasmics 02-17-2004 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Headless
Question: How much money did she raise?
Last I saw, it was over 1k.

dropped9 02-17-2004 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Orgasmics


Last I saw, it was over 1k.

:eek2

Peaches 02-17-2004 03:12 PM

Dang, that's bizarre. :( Thanks for saving me a few days of reading the thread though!

Orgasmics 02-17-2004 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by baddog
Michelle, you been hitting the gin again? We both know that isn't going to happen
LOL, when I said I was going to go hit gin, I was referring to cards. I like vodka. ;)

alias 02-17-2004 03:15 PM

save yourself wh0re

webgurl 02-17-2004 03:16 PM

Hi Michelle ,
How's it going ! :)

webair 02-17-2004 03:17 PM

I don't know...maybe its me...but aren't there other causes out there that we could all be donating to rather than contributing to heathers tits?

what is this board coming to!

how much did she actually get...im almost scared to ask

Orgasmics 02-17-2004 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by webgurl
Hi Michelle ,
How's it going ! :)

Hi webgurl, it's going... lol
Long time no see. How've you been?

the Shemp 02-17-2004 03:18 PM

i thought Heather had "big hamptoms" already?

Mr. Mojo Risin 02-17-2004 03:19 PM

man this is interesting.. I can't say I agree with asking people to donate for a boob job, especially when you don't need one... oh well...

XxXotic 02-17-2004 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by the Shemp
i thought Heather had "big hamptoms" already?
no, they're mole hills, she wants mountains

Orgasmics 02-17-2004 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by webair
I don't know...maybe its me...but aren't there other causes out there that we could all be donating to rather than contributing to heathers tits?

what is this board coming to!

how much did she actually get...im almost scared to ask

I agree, webair... that was the point for starting this thread... to give her a chance to take the money (over a grand) she collected and give it to a worthy cause.

candyflip 02-17-2004 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by the Shemp
i thought Heather had "big hamptoms" already?
Yeah, but they're saggy. Having two kids by age 18 can take a lot out of a girl :1orglaugh

Holly 02-17-2004 03:23 PM

When I first read this, I thought it said: donate your organs!

That might be an idea, though. What's the going price for a kidney these days? Shit, you only need one. Kidney for boobs. Sounds like a fair trade to me.

MichaelP 02-17-2004 03:25 PM

Anyway even if she sais OK I,ll give the money.. The Red cross (exemple) ... Would you really believe it..

sorry guys, a cat is a cat and a Ho' is a Ho' , Would you trust a Ho', cause that's what she doing for living in VA you know???

I can't affirm (and prove) that she still doing this but, she have been an escort for a while for Exotic Sensation an Escort Agency in virginia beach. I know this, cause I am their webmaster ...


I am not saying that all those girls are not honnest, actually there are some girls there that I consider and respect, but...

:2 cents:

LadyMischief 02-17-2004 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by qwebecexpo
Anyway even if she sais OK I,ll give the monay.. The Red cross (exemple) ... Would you really believe it..

sorry guys, a cat is a cat and a Ho' is a Ho' , Would you trust a Ho', cause that's what she doing for living im VA you know.

I can't affirm (and prove) that she still doing this but, she have been an escort for a while for Exotic Sensation an Escort Agency in virginia beach, I know this cause I am their webmaster ... :2 cents:

hmm interesting.

Brujah 02-17-2004 03:26 PM

Donate it to a breast cancer foundation.

Peaches 02-17-2004 03:28 PM

My boobs are somewhere down around my knees thanks to gravity (or gravititty in this case.....). I would like to start a fund so I can have enough $$ to put a personals ad in the local paper to find men who like saggy old boobs. :)

the Shemp 02-17-2004 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Peaches
My boobs are somewhere down around my knees thanks to gravity (or gravititty in this case.....). I would like to start a fund so I can have enough $$ to put a personals ad in the local paper to find men who like saggy old boobs. :)
i'll put some flyers out for you when i'm at Bingo tonite.

baddog 02-17-2004 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Heather Hamptons

blah - blah - blah

sorry dear, but you are looking for nothing but hand outs, denial is not a river in Egypt.

I have only known of you for 2 or 3 days. When I first met you I learned that you were 22, divorced, and enganged again. I made it clear to you at that point that I thought you were not very smart. A few hours later I discovered you had two children. At that point I began to feel sorry for you, and really sorry for your kids.

After a day of reading your bullshit I have come to the conclusion that you will do nothing but make shitty decisions throughout your life. You say you had tits at 11, a D cup at 15. Apparently, living in the backwoods of VA the only thing you felt you were capable of is using your body to get what you wanted, and this resulted in you having two kids by the time you were 18.

I would guess that you were probably molested by a relative as a child, which has caused this obviously poor self image you have developed.

I predict that you will have been married two more times by the time you are 30.

Do society a favor, and follow the suggestion given to you in your thread, get a tubal ligation.

As far as you ever making it to law school, I will bet you the deed on my house against your house that this never happens.

candyflip 02-17-2004 03:32 PM

Anyone else want to be that this money either doesn't exist or has already been spent on something else?

Heather...post a screencap of this "Hands Off" Paypal account.

Peaches 02-17-2004 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by the Shemp


i'll put some flyers out for you when i'm at Bingo tonite.

That's very kind of you, Shemp! Please let me know the costs involved so I may have a sound accounting of where the charitable contributions are distributed. Your losses can be included! :)

Heather Hamptons 02-17-2004 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by baddog


sorry dear, but you are looking for nothing but hand outs, denial is not a river in Egypt.

I have only known of you for 2 or 3 days. When I first met you I learned that you were 22, divorced, and enganged again. I made it clear to you at that point that I thought you were not very smart. A few hours later I discovered you had two children. At that point I began to feel sorry for you, and really sorry for your kids.

After a day of reading your bullshit I have come to the conclusion that you will do nothing but make shitty decisions throughout your life. You say you had tits at 11, a D cup at 15. Apparently, living in the backwoods of VA the only thing you felt you were capable of is using your body to get what you wanted, and this resulted in you having two kids by the time you were 18.

I would guess that you were probably molested by a relative as a child, which has caused this obviously poor self image you have developed.

I predict that you will have been married two more times by the time you are 30.

Do society a favor, and follow the suggestion given to you in your thread, get a tubal ligation.

As far as you ever making it to law school, I will bet you the deed on my house against your house that this never happens.

you've got yourself a bet! start writing up the papers cause I am not only enrolled in school I am going to get my degree.

Your on!...challenge accepted!

laura99 02-17-2004 03:35 PM

Oh the drama haha. From what I saw, her boobs are way better than any fake titties could ever look. Real boobs sell better!

Rictor 02-17-2004 03:35 PM

Haha. With all these threads, she should be able to get the rest of the money for her boob job by selling her sig for a few months.

m00d 02-17-2004 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by qwebecexpo
Anyway even if she sais OK I,ll give the money.. The Red cross (exemple) ... Would you really believe it..

sorry guys, a cat is a cat and a Ho' is a Ho' , Would you trust a Ho', cause that's what she doing for living in VA you know???

I can't affirm (and prove) that she still doing this but, she have been an escort for a while for Exotic Sensation an Escort Agency in virginia beach. I know this, cause I am their webmaster ...


I am not saying that all those girls are not honnest, actually there are some girls there that I consider and respect, but...

:2 cents:

OWNED

candyflip 02-17-2004 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Heather Hamptons


you've got yourself a bet! start writing up the papers cause I am not only enrolled in school I am going to get my degree.

Your on!...challenge accepted!

He's got at least 6 years before you're even close. A "degree" from a prepaid Community College is not a "law degree" like you keep claiming you're going to school for in the Fall.

Furious_Male 02-17-2004 03:36 PM

What you are forgetting is those that did give to her "campaign" for larger breasts gave for that reason. It was there choice. Perhaps they don't want it going to another charity.

You may not agree with what she is doing but 1- The thread didnt get closed (yet) so its obviously not a huge big deal to the owner and mods of this board and 2- People did give so obviously they WANTED to. No one held a gun to there head.

For the record No I didnt give. But this debate is just silly.

dig420 02-17-2004 03:36 PM

fuck it, I didn't see her twisting any arms.

she asked for money, you can give it or not. It's natural selection at work. If you're so weak you need to give money to chicks you don't know to get their approval you just don't deserve to have it in the first place. At least it's being used for new titties, a worthy cause. :2 cents:

Peaches 02-17-2004 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Heather Hamptons
Your on!...challenge accepted!
Just a helpful hint - you might want to learn proper grammar before writing any legal papers...or even filling out the application. :(


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