OMG! My new maid catches me wanking off!
 

On her very first day too! FFS!

I was having a quick wank in my office, and she knocked on the door very lightly and then walked straight in.

By the time she had entered the room I was just covering my crotch and attempting to pull up my pants at the same time.

She was clearly embarassed, being her first day too. She just said "ooh sorry" and then walked backwards out of the door. She dealt with it really well.

Thing is, she will be coming everyday to clean my house and tomorrow, I must at some stage look her in the eye. :(

Life sometimes sucks.

lol

let her finish you off next time... she backed out cause you put it away

A daily maid?

Just how messy are you? :)

What would life be like without awkward moments like that though.

try locking the door

What he said...

Got pics of the maid? :Graucho

...is she attractive? :Graucho

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hey its your dick, your home

you can beat your dick if you want to

Look on the bright side
Now she won't have to wonder why wiping the desk daily is part of her job description.

On her 1st day? She catches me wanking and then you want me to get my digital camera out and ask her for pics?

I can't, I don't have the face. Although I can assure you, her breasts are nice and big. She is 22 years old and most guys would quite willingly put their knob inbetween them.

I don't want to start it, it would cause too many complications when my lady is in the house. AND, I wouldn't want the maid hitting me up for a pay rise just because I boned her.

Alright here's the deal, go for it again tomorrow when you're in the office and if she comes in the same way without knocking hard and waiting then you know she wants to participate.

:thumbsup

You're right, it's only the 1st day....report back tomorrow with a pic :Graucho

That's IF she comes to work at all tomorrow

can her ass.

Hahahah
You should have asked her to dust your knob!

Looks like someone got you on tape and its already on the Net!!

http://dawie.rucus.net/chicken.asf

:1orglaugh

you lazy asshole, clean the fuckin house yourself :winkwink:

:1orglaugh that sucks! learn to be faster!

oh shit poor maid

This is your opportunity to start terrorizing her with your penis. Several times a day, walk into the room behind her and unzip, and just stand there with your cock pointing at her and grinning obscenely. You'll soon discover whether she's down for dirty sex games or not.

OMG how embarassing...well...from a female point of view.

lol

At least she is being paid during her time of discomfort. What about me?

I now have to walk with my head held low, unless I do what the guys here are telling me in which case she will just think I'm a sexually crazed freak.

No matter which way you look at it, its not good. I would appreciate any feedback on any damage limitation exercises that will improve this situation :(

Does she do windows?
How about spunky ones? :1orglaugh

Shit, thats not as bad as when my mom caught me.....

:helpme

That's some funny shit man.

Now if she opens the door tomorrow without knockin, you'll know she means business lol!

:1orglaugh

If she tells my girlfriend it won't be funny shit. I'll get my arse kicked.

:1orglaugh

:helpme

lol. It is your house though, and surely she would already realise that you probablly beat off. I don't think you should worry about it too much.

Oh, it's funny. Be fast, be good ;)

Part of her job is cleaning up or is that her job.

Look what I just found on AsianHouseMaids.com message board.

01 Feb 04 03:15 pm

I have just started a new daily cleaning job and went to clean my new clients office when I caught him playing with himself. He seems to spend all day looking at porn on his computer so it is to be expected. The embarrassing thing is that it was the smallest thing I have ever seen, what should I do?


01 Feb 04 03:20 pm

If I was you I would tell him that compared to Asian men he would be considered larger than average.


01 Feb 04 03:25 pm

Thanks I will tell him that when I have to look him in the eye tomorrow.

is she cute? or is she one of the ugly ones?

Just call her in to wipe it up when your done...thats her job isnt it??

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

litterally heh :1orglaugh

lol, if she tells me I'm a big boy and demonstrates her ability to keep a secret... this might be a blessing in disguise .:Graucho

your house, you should know if there are hidden cams. how's she gonna prove you laid her? :winkwink:

Sometimes a lock on a door will stop situations like this from happening!

did she point and laugh while backing up? also did you plan on washing your hands afterwards ?:Graucho

Put it this way, if I was having a wank and fantasizing about her seeing me masterbating and then walking upto me and finishing me off I would easily cum. :Graucho

In other words, yes she would have to go. :)

:1orglaugh This is GFY... no doubt!

This is something that would happen to George Castanza.