50 maids scrubbing out cum stains :glugglug

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

WTF are you doing wanking when she is there??

It's really simple. Act as if nothing happened. You act that way and all will be good. You get all uncomfortable and shit and it will makes things worse.

Act confident. Call her into your office and say, "Hey, I'm sorry you had to see that yesterday. I don't want you to think I'm sex crazed or anything but I have to admit getting a new maid as hot as you did crazy things to my mind. I wanted to take care of the problem myself before I said something I shouldn't have."

Then bone her.

lmfao, thats priceless.
Getting caught sucks, if its in any kind of circumstance.

thats pretty hot.. just whack it off in front of her see if she likes to watch.

It turns me on to be watched when Im jacking off

You did nothing wrong. Masturbation is healthy and normal. You were doing it in the privacy of your office and not in the middle of the kitchen. With that said....you have no reason to be ashamed or feel you have to do "damage control". Look her in the eye, be professional and go about your business. You don't have to justify or explain yourself to any hired help...especially since you did nothing wrong.

Of course it's embarrassing to you. Get over it, look her in the eye, be professional and remember you did nothing wrong. It was a brief uncomfortable situation for both of you. And if she feels uncomfortable with seeing what she did or feels you are a sexual pervert of whatever...she will quit and move on.

macker, unless you wanna get sued for sexual harasment or some other shit, i wouldnt fallow any advise you got in this thread.

she'll probably never bring it up with you, and no need to even bring it up with her it'll make her even more uncomfortable. just play it off like it never happened and you should be good.

and btw, she will tell her female friends about it and thats not exactly a bad thing :)

You know you were rubb'in one out
because she was there!!!!! Let's not
play here....LOL I happen to think
she has been telling all her friends
about it and now she will want you!!!

What ya gonna do now??? LMAO

:Graucho
Lexi

when in doubt whip it out

Yeah what he said :thumbsup

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if this should ever come out in a courtroom. how will it sound?
get a lawyer.
don't be a dickhead.
you are in deep shit.

you really want this on court tv?

or the local newspaper?

if you own an adult website is this the kind of heat you want?

get a lawyer.

LOL.. no shit guess its better then Kramer busting in.

lol dude... that's still not as bad as ya mom!

did kramer ever have a job that lasted more than one episode?

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Did you make it clear to her that her duties include mopping up your man goo?

Ask her is she is down to finish the job :winkwink:

Why you didn't let her join the wanking party.

It did happen to George. As I recall, George got her drunk and BONED the maid right on his desk.


George is the man.

you mean she didn't stick around to clean up?

Dude just befriend her and just say you were wacking off, come out with it she wont care.

You should have looked at her with the best juicy look you got and ask her if she missed a spot as you point at your withering hard-on ;)

Who the fuck jerks off when someone else or a stranger is in the house?

A job? What job? The only job he got was when the strike was over at the bagel shop. That's it.

Obviously he does :)

:1orglaugh

damn thats gotta suck! Poor guy

If she doesn't want to have a discreet relationship with you, I say replace her with another maid.

You really want her dusting shelves while you and your girl are sitting around?

u gotto fuck her

You should've asked her to finish you. :1orglaugh

Is she a dirty latina maid?:Graucho

Not a latina. But the ball has moved on since :Graucho

See thread here.