Asking for a blowjob, what would you do if...
 

7 times out of 10 your girlfriend said "oooh, later" or "tomorrow honey"

Its starting to piss me off! I want my cock sucked everyday! :(

You need to stop asking.

dip it in chocolate :thumbsup

Do something about the oozing sores.

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Fuck! Gah!

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HAHAHAHAHHAHA! It's like a chocolate covered banana! :thumbsup

i never asked for a blowjob in my life, you just need to pull it out and put there hand on it and after a minute push their head down. if that doesnt work dump her.

Holy shit! That is sooo out of line... but very funny!

i go break up with her.
next day she comes running up to me and tell her i'll only get back with her if she goes down on me.

never really tried it, but what the hell.

now that is comedy

just stick it in her mouth when she is sleeping.

Hubby woke me up in the middle of the night with his hard on covered in warm fudge..it was quite the rude awakening. but I was a trouper and licked it clean....I had a horrible tummy ache the next morning :1orglaugh

ROFL... classic!

lol

love that video! Wish it were higher res!

You need to give her a good beating.

HAHAHAHAHA :1orglaugh :1orglaugh



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My hubby would get it everyday if he was nicer or did something for me. I just offered it to him a few minutes ago and all I wanted was a backrub for 5 minutes and he turned me down. I went to the office, picked up his car, washed it, got the tires rotated, changed the oil, and saw that his tank was on E so I filled it up (it was 15 degrees outside today). And I can't get a 5 minute backrub? His excuse: I'm only going to get 6 hours of sleep if I fall asleep right now. So instead of losing 5 minutes for my backrub and 5 minutes for his blowjob he's getting an extra 10 minutes of sleep.

Your getting this now macker cos when she said tell me when your cumming you did not and you spunked in her mouth.
She's just a bit nervous about getting it on again mate.
Bets this is promise you won't do it again, then just before you blow your load tense your toes and spray as hard as you can in her mouth....
See what results ya get....:1orglaugh

being asked makes a girl want to do it less. it's more fun to do when it's not expected.

Get a Real Doll. You can have three or four blow jobs a day, and they don't even care if it's got chocolate on it.

But speaking for myself, you'd have to buy me a pair of shoes.

Now thats a thought! I could afford you a pair, and my lady.

where you from? :Graucho

quiet's gonna kick your ass. :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh He's asleep. Besides, Asia's too far to go, even for shoes. Canada's much closer. :winkwink:

Oh dear, last thing I wanted was to be inadvertantly drawn into a love triangle. :(

:1orglaugh

:thumbsup haha

Dude, maybe your GF is like me! When I was going out with my chick, the more she asked for sex, the more I would say no, I ended up making her wait a month, just because she pissed me off by asking everynight, 5 or 6 times each day!

If somebody ask me and keeps asking, I do the oppisite to PISS them the fuck off!

jDoG

shove it down the fucking whores throat.... easy as that... grab her fucking head wheres she going then?

ROFLMAO! I think I'm gonna try that next time my wife opens her mouth and starts complaining!

First thing I thought about was this movie:1orglaugh

but only if she does a good job :smokin :winkwink:

You definitely gotta stop asking for it. If you keep asking for it, you wont get it, but if she still doesnt do it, then you gotta learn how to hint at it without actually saying it. After a while, you'll have what you want, speaking from experience here :thumbsup

just whip it out when you two are watching on tv on the couch, it works :Graucho

Toss her back, theres better fish in the sea.

macker - how talented is your tongue?

yeah its a certified classic

:thumbsup

haha:1orglaugh

You did all that AND you offered him a blowjob, all for just 5 minutes of rubbing your back?

Marry me :helpme

My missus and I use them as points...

If I am right about something and she doesn't believe me, I just need to prove it and get 5 BJ's added to my tally, that I can request whenever I like.

I'm currently at 511... I can trade 100 BJ's for some anal if I like and if she does either a BJ or anal without me asking then it doesn't come off the top. :thumbsup

Fucking great :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Movie is good, but I can't understand - what's she blabbing about?
:thumbsup

The fact that woman have to do everything, and don't get anything in return yada yada yada

got something like that too... when I do something she really really likes I get a wildcard So even if she isn't in the mood at all I can use my wildcard, nice hey?

break off with her :321GFY

And it made my GF laugh out loud

Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet :1orglaugh

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If you're a female asking that...

Its not bad, it can get by, why? :Graucho