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woj 01-21-2004 04:44 AM

50 excuses

grumpy 01-21-2004 05:43 AM

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Originally posted by macker
7 times out of 10 your girlfriend said "oooh, later" or "tomorrow honey"

Its starting to piss me off! I want my cock sucked everyday! :(

I think its you. try a complete make over.

prostock 01-21-2004 06:08 AM

Macker man i told you befor grab the bitch by the hair and shove her head there and make suck that cock , you know me and how i am with my bitch !

WebTitan 01-21-2004 06:34 AM

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Originally posted by beemk
http://pr0n.biz/stuff/flash/respect.swf
LOL....that was great!

Sarah_Jayne 01-21-2004 06:49 AM

i can't imagine having to have someone ask me to do it - too much fun to give them when I want BUT on the other hand I also can't imagine putting pressure on someone to do something to me they obviously weren't interested in doing.

laura99 01-21-2004 12:54 PM

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Originally posted by sarah_webinc
i can't imagine having to have someone ask me to do it - too much fun to give them when I want BUT on the other hand I also can't imagine putting pressure on someone to do something to me they obviously weren't interested in doing.
I get asked at least once a day. It sucks :(

macker 01-21-2004 12:55 PM

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Originally posted by laura99


I get asked at least once a day. It sucks :(

Because you don't.

laura99 01-21-2004 12:56 PM

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Originally posted by Weppel


You did all that AND you offered him a blowjob, all for just 5 minutes of rubbing your back?

Marry me :helpme

I should be treated like a queen, I tell ya! I really would like to go to the Netherlands ;)

laura99 01-21-2004 12:57 PM

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Originally posted by macker

Because you don't.

No, I don't every day, because I don't get anything in return! I hear nothing but negative things, don't get kissed, hugged, touched, nothing, and I should do that? For what?

mpulse 01-21-2004 01:12 PM

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Originally posted by laura99


I should be treated like a queen, I tell ya! I really would like to go to the Netherlands ;)

The Netherlands!! For that you better plan on having shlong breakfast, lunch and dinner for the next 6 months!! :eatmouse

Paul Waters 01-21-2004 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by macker
7 times out of 10 your girlfriend said "oooh, later" or "tomorrow honey"

Its starting to piss me off! I want my cock sucked everyday! :(

Maybe you should learn how to eat pussy and give her some?

SCJason 01-21-2004 01:24 PM

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Originally posted by beemk
i never asked for a blowjob in my life, you just need to pull it out and put there hand on it and after a minute push their head down.
Very Romantic ! :thumbsup

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

laura99 01-21-2004 01:34 PM

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Originally posted by mpulse


The Netherlands!! For that you better plan on having shlong breakfast, lunch and dinner for the next 6 months!! :eatmouse

Welllll, that's where it says he's from.

Sarah_Jayne 01-21-2004 03:27 PM

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Originally posted by laura99


I get asked at least once a day. It sucks :(

or you do ;)

Tera 01-21-2004 03:33 PM

I agree with everybody on here that says stop asking, it's the worst when somebody is asking over and over, it makes it no fun and too built up.

I prefer somebody to either just throw it my face, or just doing it whenever I feel like it.. but then again, I have no problems giving them out to my man.

msboyfetish 01-21-2004 03:43 PM

Start jerking off in front of her...gets me hot everytime! Otherwise don't let the door hit her in the ass on the way out.

tbabe 01-21-2004 04:00 PM

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Originally posted by laura99
My hubby would get it everyday if he was nicer or did something for me. I just offered it to him a few minutes ago and all I wanted was a backrub for 5 minutes and he turned me down. I went to the office, picked up his car, washed it, got the tires rotated, changed the oil, and saw that his tank was on E so I filled it up (it was 15 degrees outside today). And I can't get a 5 minute backrub? His excuse: I'm only going to get 6 hours of sleep if I fall asleep right now. So instead of losing 5 minutes for my backrub and 5 minutes for his blowjob he's getting an extra 10 minutes of sleep.
Maybe he's secretly gay?

Kamilla36D 01-21-2004 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by macker
7 times out of 10 your girlfriend said "oooh, later" or "tomorrow honey"

Its starting to piss me off! I want my cock sucked everyday! :(

How about if you go down on her first and then ask her to return the favor?:thumbsup

mistersoft 01-21-2004 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by macker
7 times out of 10 your girlfriend said "oooh, later" or "tomorrow honey"

Its starting to piss me off! I want my cock sucked everyday! :(


See sig :)

Ic3m4nZ 01-21-2004 04:14 PM

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Originally posted by beemk
http://pr0n.biz/stuff/flash/respect.swf
holy shit :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

myjah 01-21-2004 04:16 PM

oh get real. of course you want a blowjob everyday. i want to be Miss America, but that just aint gonna happen.

laura99 01-22-2004 02:48 AM

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Originally posted by myjah
oh get real. of course you want a blowjob everyday. i want to be Miss America, but that just aint gonna happen.
Do you really want to be Miss America?

Weppel 01-22-2004 03:00 AM

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Originally posted by laura99


I should be treated like a queen, I tell ya! I really would like to go to the Netherlands ;)

I'll give you a place to stay :Graucho and a free tour for 2 weeks through the netherlands :Graucho :Graucho

missbunny 01-22-2004 03:01 AM

Wow, how can you have a significant other and not have sex with them every day? I like to have sex and night and in the morning. Generally that involves some oral sex going both ways.

xoxox

laura99 01-22-2004 03:03 AM

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Originally posted by Weppel


I'll give you a place to stay :Graucho and a free tour for 2 weeks through the netherlands :Graucho :Graucho

Ahhh but you want a blowjob everyday for 2 weeks, lol

buddyjuf 01-22-2004 03:03 AM

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Originally posted by strobi


got something like that too... when I do something she really really likes I get a wildcard So even if she isn't in the mood at all I can use my wildcard, nice hey?

it's things like these that save marriages

or so I believe :thumbsup

Weppel 01-22-2004 03:04 AM

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Originally posted by laura99


Ahhh but you want a blowjob everyday for 2 weeks, lol

Nahh one every 2 days will do :Graucho

That's just 7 blowjobs for a 2 week tour and a place to stay! Admit it: i'm cheap :Graucho

buddyjuf 01-22-2004 03:06 AM

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Originally posted by laura99


No, I don't every day, because I don't get anything in return! I hear nothing but negative things, don't get kissed, hugged, touched, nothing, and I should do that? For what?

that's real shitty, Laura :(

I hope you can find a solution to this!

buddyjuf 01-22-2004 03:07 AM

I honestly love to go down on girls, (as long as it doesn't stink, obviously)

heck, I even do it without asking anything in return

do that, and you'll have them offering it, or wanting trades :thumbsup

laura99 01-22-2004 03:10 AM

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Originally posted by missbunny
Wow, how can you have a significant other and not have sex with them every day? I like to have sex and night and in the morning. Generally that involves some oral sex going both ways.

xoxox

Well I used to be quite active until I got hurt. Every single disk in my neck is degenerated, one buldging, and 3 bad disks in my lower back, bone spurs, surgeries, etc, you name it it hurts. I'm not a drinker or a druggie so I just suffer. I usually offer my services earlier in the day when I'm feeling good but he always wants things right before bed when I'm tired and in a hell of a lot of pain. If you had my significant other you would understand, he's very bitchy and says mean things that only make him happy. It's very hard to get excited about wanting to do something for him, especially in that manor.

Weppel 01-22-2004 03:17 AM

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Originally posted by laura99


Well I used to be quite active until I got hurt. Every single disk in my neck is degenerated, one buldging, and 3 bad disks in my lower back, bone spurs, surgeries, etc, you name it it hurts. I'm not a drinker or a druggie so I just suffer. I usually offer my services earlier in the day when I'm feeling good but he always wants things right before bed when I'm tired and in a hell of a lot of pain. If you had my significant other you would understand, he's very bitchy and says mean things that only make him happy. It's very hard to get excited about wanting to do something for him, especially in that manor.

By all means, when he hurts your feelings: Dump him!
Why on earth do you think he has the right to insult you, or do anything else to you that doesn't make you feel good.

Sure there are fights and problems in relationships, but not on the long run. If he says mean things to you, ditch the motherfucker!

laura99 01-22-2004 03:27 AM

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Originally posted by Weppel


By all means, when he hurts your feelings: Dump him!
Why on earth do you think he has the right to insult you, or do anything else to you that doesn't make you feel good.

Sure there are fights and problems in relationships, but not on the long run. If he says mean things to you, ditch the motherfucker!

Well, it's just how he is, it's how he was when I married him. He likes to joke but his jokes are mean. I know most of the time he doesn't mean what he says, I just know how he is, but after you hear it all day long it gets to you. It's my only real complaint about him, his evil joking and that he doesn't hug or kiss. Other than that he's groovy ;)

bigstefan 01-22-2004 03:28 AM

give her her own website like www.jizzonjill.com and she does it all the time ;)

Weppel 01-22-2004 03:31 AM

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Originally posted by laura99


Well, it's just how he is, it's how he was when I married him. He likes to joke but his jokes are mean. I know most of the time he doesn't mean what he says, I just know how he is, but after you hear it all day long it gets to you. It's my only real complaint about him, his evil joking and that he doesn't hug or kiss. Other than that he's groovy ;)

Now i see what you mean :)

Well, the only real solution is to talk about it. Tell him that he's hurting your feelings with these jokes, and that you would like to have some more kisses and hugs from him, because you need that.

If the guy really loves you, he'll understand. In a relationship it's always about giving and taking. I think it's time for him to give some more, instead of taking it all.

Good luck!

Now back ontopic. Blowjob you said? :Graucho


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