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LadyMischief

01-17-2004 09:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by WebTitan
that is pretty funny...next time, shoot to the side buddy

Yeah I was thinking of setting up a little target on the wall or something as a gift.. teaching em to aim :P

Raven

01-17-2004 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream
those fucking bastards at hustler - always fucking up people's computers.

they should have a warning on their webpages.

"viewing this content may cause unexpected bodily fluids to short out your computer"

I think you've got something there.....

If the lady can sue McDonald's for not warning about the coffee temperature.....

Raven

01-17-2004 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrinkingHard

This fucktard won't send it in, he's all worried they might find out that it isn't soda pop and really is jizz!

That is the first thing I said! :1orglaugh

DH

Does he really believe they run dna tests on it?

Just dump it into a tub of water. That will clean it. Tell the guys it accidentally fell in the tub.......

Pipecrew

01-17-2004 12:12 PM

ahahahahahahhaa

GTS Mark

01-17-2004 12:23 PM

Common you cheap fuckers this guy is on his way to Future Shop today to buy a new spunk free laptop, we need donations! LOL!

DH

LadyMischief

01-17-2004 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrinkingHard
Common you cheap fuckers this guy is on his way to Future Shop today to buy a new spunk free laptop, we need donations! LOL!

DH

I'll send you $2, some pocket lint, and a red jellybean for the cause!

Vitasoy

01-17-2004 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Raven

Does he really believe they run dna tests on it?

Just dump it into a tub of water. That will clean it. Tell the guys it accidentally fell in the tub.......

That's what I'd do...

Like those people even care if it was jizzed or not.

C_U_Next_Tuesday

01-17-2004 01:01 PM

heres my :2 cents:

what a stupid fuck :1orglaugh

SCOOTER

01-17-2004 01:05 PM

I have 3 bucks

jact	01-17-2004 01:07 PM

So what, you've raised $5, some pocket lint and a red jellybean? Not a very giving crowd here lately huh?

GTS Mark

01-17-2004 01:34 PM

Maybe $5 is enough to go buy us some decent business cards! LOL!

DH

Sly_RJ

01-17-2004 01:39 PM

Ahaha! Donations for a spunk free laptop! :1orglaugh

The Other Steve

01-17-2004 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by iwantchixx
is it just the keyboard? If so, remove it, go on ebay. Find replacement, Voila. Or send the damn thing to me. Fuck, it's just dried cum.

Just take the keyboard out and wash it - let it dry thoroughly and it should work ok - that's pretty much what the service department would do

madthumbs

01-17-2004 05:12 PM

Am I allowed to give hints on this one? ...

He was puking and shitting at the same time during the Phoenix Adventure Weekend :-)

LadyMischief

01-17-2004 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by madthumbs
Am I allowed to give hints on this one? ...

He was puking and shitting at the same time during the Phoenix Adventure Weekend :-)

You're a mean man :P

SCOOTER

01-17-2004 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by madthumbs
Am I allowed to give hints on this one? ...

He was puking and shitting at the same time during the Phoenix Adventure Weekend :-)

I think I know who it is !!:winkwink:

MeatAxe

01-17-2004 05:20 PM

fucked up story

Makingcoin

01-17-2004 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrinkingHard

Believe it or not, he's not the culprit this time.

However I am suprised he hasn't jizzed on his keyboard yet!

DH

I spunk over my keyboard all the time. It has never caused me any problems at all. Teach Cam how to control his jizz.

Rochard

01-17-2004 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by madthumbs
Am I allowed to give hints on this one? ...

He was puking and shitting at the same time during the Phoenix Adventure Weekend :-)

What happened in Phoenix stays in Phoenix already....

JDog	01-17-2004 10:48 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh That's gotta be the funniest things I've heard all day today! :1orglaugh

I've never heard of somebody doing that shit! I would love to see the faces at the warehouse if he were to send it in! It would be a fucking kodak moment!

JDoG

Doctor Dre

01-18-2004 12:03 AM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Doctor Dre

01-18-2004 12:05 AM

You got money in your paypal acc

austinth

01-18-2004 12:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrinkingHard
P.S. Just for the record this was NOT me!

Hmmm.... I know of one other person that bought one of those widescreens, and since I'm just about to get one for myself this month, that could only leave one person, that I know of that has that same laptop! LOL! Thats too damn funny!

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