Top 10 Reasons for Not Going To Vegas
 

Lets hear guys and gals! give me the top 10 reasons why some of you are unable to go to the show.

"maybe next year"

that's always my excuse.

So I can sit here at watch more of Jim The Fiend's worthless threads (toothless bjs, etc etc)

pregnant...just can't see the point in going

That's what I say too :)

10. I'm sick
9. I'm tired
8. I'm sick and tired
7. I'm recovering from surgery
6. I'm on fun drugs (which really shouldn't be an issue, because a lot of the webmasters in vegas are alos on fun drugs)
5. I can't remember names for shit, and not everyone is called "Hey, you with the tits!"
4. I've got job responsibilities and no laptop
3. I've got to heal fully before I can go anywhere, really
2. I've got to get some sleep eventually
1. Hotels full of adult webmasters and cameras. 'Nuff said.

I am affraid to fly?!...


Anyone...no.....tough crowd!

Ruff...:(

you know i entertain you, and i dont see you complaining about that vegas moron

Dont get soft Jimbo....!! Keep on given 'er

Ruff...:ak47:

In case I forgot to mention....I am a professional pilot.....Fuck this ia a tough crowd!!!:321GFY :1orglaugh

Hi Jasmine!

1. There are just too many great seminars there and I dont want to come back as an instant porn mogul as a result of learning all the secrets they share. Rather do things on my own. :1orglaugh

2. All the loud over crowed parties, smoke filled rooms and over inflated ego's.

3. All those large flashy booths give me nightmares.

4. Not sure weather to go to the Players Ball or Player Haters Ball.

5. Last year I had to enter rehab after all the booze, babes and drugs got the best of me.

6. I dont want to see KB and Brad Shaw kiss and make up... more nightmares would result.

7. Last year I spent my budget for this years show at the craps tables.

8. Flying CE rubber tits.

9. I own the Patent on trade shows and am busy sending out letters.

10. The real reason I'm not going Jasmine is because you wont be there!

:1orglaugh


But I hope all you folks going have a great time!

Joe

Thanks Joe for your Top 10 Reasons. Especially the 10th reason. You are sooooo sweet :)

Good point. I almost lost an eye last year. :Graucho

10. I'm only 15
9. My Gremlin is out of gas
8. What's in Vegas?
7. I only made $35 last week submitting teen galleries
6. It's a long walk
5. My stripper girl friends won't lone me the money
4. My Mom and Dad won't lone me the money
3. I'll have to leave the house
2. I don't want all the people I brag to in GFY to see I'm actually a $5 an hour smuck
1. I actualy have a life

Kids

1..10: No need, my packets make it to vegas

brad shaw

edit: or is fucking with him gonna be the highlight of my trip? ;)

hehehe I am with you. I don't care too much for flying either

I ran out of excuses. :(