Top 10 Reasons for Not Going To Vegas - GoFuckYourself.com

jasmine · 01-03-2004, 04:36 PM

Lets hear guys and gals! give me the top 10 reasons why some of you are unable to go to the show.

klik · 01-03-2004, 04:37 PM

"maybe next year"

that's always my excuse.

- AFN - · 01-03-2004, 04:38 PM

So I can sit here at watch more of Jim The Fiend's worthless threads (toothless bjs, etc etc)

myjah · 01-03-2004, 04:39 PM

pregnant...just can't see the point in going

jasmine · 01-03-2004, 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by klik
"maybe next year"

that's always my excuse.

That's what I say too

Tala · 01-03-2004, 04:41 PM

10. I'm sick
9. I'm tired
8. I'm sick and tired
7. I'm recovering from surgery
6. I'm on fun drugs (which really shouldn't be an issue, because a lot of the webmasters in vegas are alos on fun drugs)
5. I can't remember names for shit, and not everyone is called "Hey, you with the tits!"
4. I've got job responsibilities and no laptop
3. I've got to heal fully before I can go anywhere, really
2. I've got to get some sleep eventually
1. Hotels full of adult webmasters and cameras. 'Nuff said.

RoUgH AiR · 01-03-2004, 04:41 PM

I am affraid to fly?!...

Anyone...no.....tough crowd!

Ruff...

jimthefiend · 01-03-2004, 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by - AFN -
So I can sit here at watch more of Jim The Fiend's worthless threads (toothless bjs, etc etc)

you know i entertain you, and i dont see you complaining about that vegas moron

RoUgH AiR · 01-03-2004, 04:44 PM

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Originally posted by jimthefiend

you know i entertain you, and i dont see you complaining about that vegas moron

Dont get soft Jimbo....!! Keep on given 'er

Ruff...

RoUgH AiR · 01-03-2004, 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RoUgH AiR
I am affraid to fly?!...

Anyone...no.....tough crowd!

Ruff...

In case I forgot to mention....I am a professional pilot.....Fuck this ia a tough crowd!!!

JoeS · 01-03-2004, 04:57 PM

Hi Jasmine!

1. There are just too many great seminars there and I dont want to come back as an instant porn mogul as a result of learning all the secrets they share. Rather do things on my own.

2. All the loud over crowed parties, smoke filled rooms and over inflated ego's.

3. All those large flashy booths give me nightmares.

4. Not sure weather to go to the Players Ball or Player Haters Ball.

5. Last year I had to enter rehab after all the booze, babes and drugs got the best of me.

6. I dont want to see KB and Brad Shaw kiss and make up... more nightmares would result.

7. Last year I spent my budget for this years show at the craps tables.

8. Flying CE rubber tits.

9. I own the Patent on trade shows and am busy sending out letters.

10. The real reason I'm not going Jasmine is because you wont be there!

But I hope all you folks going have a great time!

Joe

jasmine · 01-03-2004, 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FileSafeGuard-Joe
Hi Jasmine!

1. There are just too many great seminars there and I dont want to come back as an instant porn mogul as a result of learning all the secrets they share. Rather do things on my own.

2. All the loud over crowed parties, smoke filled rooms and over inflated ego's.

3. All those large flashy booths give me nightmares.

4. Not sure weather to go to the Players Ball or Player Haters Ball.

5. Last year I had to enter rehab after all the booze, babes and drugs got the best of me.

6. I dont want to see KB and Brad Shaw kiss and make up... more nightmares would result.

7. Last year I spent my budget for this years show at the craps tables.

8. Flying CE rubber tits.

9. I own the Patent on trade shows and am busy sending out letters.

10. The real reason I'm not going Jasmine is because you wont be there!

But I hope all you folks going have a great time!

Joe

Thanks Joe for your Top 10 Reasons. Especially the 10th reason. You are sooooo sweet

Mishi · 01-03-2004, 05:16 PM

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Originally posted by FileSafeGuard-Joe
8. Flying CE rubber tits.

Good point. I almost lost an eye last year.

SuperVillain · 01-03-2004, 05:16 PM

10. I'm only 15
9. My Gremlin is out of gas
8. What's in Vegas?
7. I only made $35 last week submitting teen galleries
6. It's a long walk
5. My stripper girl friends won't lone me the money
4. My Mom and Dad won't lone me the money
3. I'll have to leave the house
2. I don't want all the people I brag to in GFY to see I'm actually a $5 an hour smuck
1. I actualy have a life

tootie · 01-03-2004, 05:17 PM

lawked · 01-03-2004, 05:18 PM

1..10: No need, my packets make it to vegas

com · 01-03-2004, 05:18 PM

brad shaw

edit: or is fucking with him gonna be the highlight of my trip? ;)

jasmine · 01-03-2004, 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RoUgH AiR
I am affraid to fly?!...

Anyone...no.....tough crowd!

Ruff...

hehehe I am with you. I don't care too much for flying either

Rictor · 01-03-2004, 05:19 PM

I ran out of excuses.

01-03-2004, 04:36 PM	#1
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01-03-2004, 04:41 PM	#6
Tala Fucked if I know Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Do you have a flag? Posts: 23,368	10. I'm sick 9. I'm tired 8. I'm sick and tired 7. I'm recovering from surgery 6. I'm on fun drugs (which really shouldn't be an issue, because a lot of the webmasters in vegas are alos on fun drugs) 5. I can't remember names for shit, and not everyone is called "Hey, you with the tits!" 4. I've got job responsibilities and no laptop 3. I've got to heal fully before I can go anywhere, really 2. I've got to get some sleep eventually 1. Hotels full of adult webmasters and cameras. 'Nuff said. __________________ ICQ: 11120676 \| Google: mindcrime \| Skype: suitemindcrime\|E-Mail: mindcrime AT gmail.com\|PR girl with great writing skills for hire!!!! Contact me to work for YOU!\|TECHIEMEDIA? 24/7 support from some of the best techs in the biz. Tell Jim that I sent you.

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JoeS Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 891	Hi Jasmine! 1. There are just too many great seminars there and I dont want to come back as an instant porn mogul as a result of learning all the secrets they share. Rather do things on my own. 2. All the loud over crowed parties, smoke filled rooms and over inflated ego's. 3. All those large flashy booths give me nightmares. 4. Not sure weather to go to the Players Ball or Player Haters Ball. 5. Last year I had to enter rehab after all the booze, babes and drugs got the best of me. 6. I dont want to see KB and Brad Shaw kiss and make up... more nightmares would result. 7. Last year I spent my budget for this years show at the craps tables. 8. Flying CE rubber tits. 9. I own the Patent on trade shows and am busy sending out letters. 10. The real reason I'm not going Jasmine is because you wont be there! But I hope all you folks going have a great time! Joe __________________ Chat App that pays you!, Let's use this chat app that pays us for using it! Why use ICQ or Skype when we could use a chat app (with video & voice) that pay$ you (up to 70%) of all the ad revenue they make! All the best! Joe S.

01-03-2004, 04:37 PM	#2
klik Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: san diego Posts: 5,092	"maybe next year" that's always my excuse.

01-03-2004, 04:41 PM	#7
RoUgH AiR Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 366	I am affraid to fly?!... Anyone...no.....tough crowd! Ruff...

01-03-2004, 05:16 PM	#14
SuperVillain Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 259	10. I'm only 15 9. My Gremlin is out of gas 8. What's in Vegas? 7. I only made $35 last week submitting teen galleries 6. It's a long walk 5. My stripper girl friends won't lone me the money 4. My Mom and Dad won't lone me the money 3. I'll have to leave the house 2. I don't want all the people I brag to in GFY to see I'm actually a $5 an hour smuck 1. I actualy have a life

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01-03-2004, 05:18 PM	#16
lawked Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Canada Posts: 354	1..10: No need, my packets make it to vegas

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com Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Portland, Oregon Posts: 4,541	brad shaw edit: or is fucking with him gonna be the highlight of my trip? ;) __________________ Real. Professional. Hosting. .:Expect Nothing Less:. 320-078-843 :: www.realprohosting.com :: [email protected]

01-03-2004, 05:19 PM	#19
Rictor Old Timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 12,208	I ran out of excuses.