So, how can I ditch my wife in Vegas?
 

I need to ditch the wife so I can get some action. Any suggestions?

give her the credit card!!!!
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

why bother to bring her if you feel this way?

Not gonna happen bro.

Get a divorce?

Media

Hahaha.. good luck

impossible

Just show her this thread, I'm sure it will no longer be a problem.

"Honey, look over there. It's those queer eye guys."

Then run like hell.

Then maybe i should have said was...
Leave her the fuck at home jackass :1orglaugh

I'll entertain her. Is she hot? :Graucho

She's in the biz, so she's coming whether I bring her or not. And her one goal in life is to make sure I don't stick my wee wee in anyone else for the rest of my life.

Of course she could be thinking the same thing.

Possible actions:

a) Pick a fight and storm off
b) Have a seminar to attend
c) Get a buddy to hit on her
d) Tell the truth
e) Help with a photo shoot for a fellow webmaster
f) Take her to a bunch of seminars and hope she gets board
g) Send her to a show with another webmasters wife with - he has the same problem
h) Slip her a mickey (just kidding on this one)
i) Skip it cause you'd feel to guilty - naw

Your screwed - NOT

1) Dont bring her!
2) Send her to the guy ranch.
3) Play her to a stud.

drug her.... and then take off :)

Uh oh. I gotta rethink those ass pics. I don't need somebody's wife hunting me down. I'm too prissy to fight.

Yeah, that SHOULD be her job. You married her. :321GFY

She doesn't care about pictures or even if I shoot content, as long as my penis doesn't touch the girls.

Heck, she probably likes looking at naked women more than I do.

He just did.

you shove some cocaine up her ass while she is asleep the tip off the cops

LadyM said she's more then welcome to spend time with her, so there you go.

hahaahhaa:1orglaugh

I think you answered your own question with the question.

hint - find a ditch...

I just sucked your weenor and swallowed, are ya happy now?

See? She's trying to keep me all for herself. :(

Your weenor won't rot and fall off that way.

Now my belly hurts. You eat too much hot stuff.

tiny tiny,
Admitting you have a wee wee is the first step.
Thats she cares about where you put the self admitted little one, you should be happy that it still concerns her. :1orglaugh

Shove cocaine up her ass? That's the first time I've heard that one.:helpme

Buy her an all day treatment at a casino spa so she's ready for that high roller later on?

Oh hell yeah!!!!!!!!!!!

ask her to join live gangbangs

and sneek off to the bunny ranch

Posting crazy shit like this doesn't help anyone.

Sorry thought you were seeking suggestions, this isn't the place to come for help :winkwink:

But TiGrrPrr's was the best! Yes send me to the spa. He wouldn't do that though. He won't leave my side the whole time we are there and he hates the spa.

Your suggestion was sexist and anti-man.

get dougmor to organize a gangbang her for her in the hotel, that should keep her busy long enough for you to get some. after all if you want to fuck other girls then there is nothing wrong with her fucking other guys right?

Somegood ones here! Just give her a K and leave her on a slot machine!

just invite her to join in

the more the merrier:glugglug

Just tell her that you lost a lot of cash playing poker and that you made a deal to rent her for the weekend to this guy

http://fubarwebmasters.com/archive/v...r/DSC_0017.JPG

Unless she leaves you alone for the rest of the day, the deal is on

Sephora

Buy her a new sports car and some jewelry with huge diamonds in it, then sign a piece a document that gives her every bit of money you make for the rest of your life.


(anything else Laura?)

maybe she is just playing her cards close to her chest so she can ditch you and get her own action :)

hmmm sell her!!! :thumbsup

damn... who the fuck would have thought... your misses didnt want you to fuck someone else... man shes a bitch......

or... your just a dick.. if you wanted to fuck other people why in the hell did you say 'I do'

You should have said no bitch.. i'm a P-I-M-P

Why would you marry someone, VOWING your love and faithfulness to ONE person forever and then try to cheat?? SHE should divorce YOUR ass..........asshole!!!!!!!!!

If you want other pussy, ask for a 3 some, if she says no, then deal with it or GET OUT!:boid

50 ways to ditch yoru wife